Iran probably are the ones who told the US about the missiles so they can be shot down. They don’t want war, but don’t want to look like skirts. Buying opportunity this is nothing.
skymotion on
Just tell me defense calls or puts these pussies r all talk. Fuck Iran.
69Ficker69 on
Bullish 🐂🐂🐂🐂👑👑👑👑
mrBigBoi on
Enough to fuck with the Oct 4 calls of course.
MainApp234 on
Someone check if the Ayatollah bought puts.
No-Sympathy-686 on
FAFO
pokkerguy on
WWlll
surfaceVisuals on
inflation adjusted 72 virgins to 86.
benji3k on
This is why my DfEN shares jumped to 36
SpaceyEngineer on
Dang Israel going absolutely buck wild might actually reap reactions from our adversaries
donut_fuckerr719 on
Smart money already prepared after the Islamic Revolution. It’s priced in.
GiftFromGlob on
Oh no, anyways.
Productpusher on
For 20 years we have been fear mongered that “ Iran is 1 year away from a nuke “
or
“ they are going to wipe out Israel “
I’m sure we will keep hearing it for another 20 years until the CIA causes another revolution there
Durable_me on
They have to, else they losse their credit for the whole middle east.
Probably just a small scale attack, and they will inform the US in advance, just like before.
jokemon on
all they need to do is fire 3 missles at the same exact location at one. The first one will be intercepted but the second and third will make it through.
Tay_Tay86 on
hey guys i don’t think iran is very friendly 
triggermeharderdaddy on
Eye ran won’t do shit , buy the dip
2kto20000k on
source: made up from arsenewsnetwork
Indian-Tech-Support- on
LMT at ATH rn
Telephone_Antique on
Iran is literally the nothing ever happens chud meme personified into a country, they literally say this shit like once a month on twitter
SlickRick941 on
Nothing ever happens
Icy_Oven5664 on
Side question: how many times now has Israel decisively defeated their enemies? Seems like I heard this before.
short_long_killer on
bought TLT calls… Yields are going down! As a native of Iran, fuck the gov over there! 
Obsidianram on
Not sure an octopus that’s lost half its’ tentacles should start flinging rocks with the ones it has left ~ but those posters of the Ayatollah do kinda resemble a poster child for retardation…
DirtyHalfMexican on
Ports closed, a few states down from storms, middle east bombing itself into war.
Can we get a bigger dip?
Sleebling_33 on
Iran wasn’t happy crude oil was going down.
A cheeky little missile threat will sort the price out again.
SillyWoodpecker6508 on
This is all theatrics, right?
Last time they did this 99% of them never reached Israel.
Novelaa on
ehhh… its a game dude. The news is a game! its meaningless.
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Iran probably are the ones who told the US about the missiles so they can be shot down. They don’t want war, but don’t want to look like skirts. Buying opportunity this is nothing.
Just tell me defense calls or puts these pussies r all talk. Fuck Iran.
Bullish 🐂🐂🐂🐂👑👑👑👑
Enough to fuck with the Oct 4 calls of course.
Someone check if the Ayatollah bought puts.
FAFO
WWlll
inflation adjusted 72 virgins to 86.
This is why my DfEN shares jumped to 36
Dang Israel going absolutely buck wild might actually reap reactions from our adversaries
Smart money already prepared after the Islamic Revolution. It’s priced in.
Oh no, anyways.
For 20 years we have been fear mongered that “ Iran is 1 year away from a nuke “
or
“ they are going to wipe out Israel “
I’m sure we will keep hearing it for another 20 years until the CIA causes another revolution there
They have to, else they losse their credit for the whole middle east.
Probably just a small scale attack, and they will inform the US in advance, just like before.
all they need to do is fire 3 missles at the same exact location at one. The first one will be intercepted but the second and third will make it through.
hey guys i don’t think iran is very friendly 
Eye ran won’t do shit , buy the dip
source: made up from arsenewsnetwork
LMT at ATH rn
Iran is literally the nothing ever happens chud meme personified into a country, they literally say this shit like once a month on twitter
Nothing ever happens
Side question: how many times now has Israel decisively defeated their enemies? Seems like I heard this before.
bought TLT calls… Yields are going down! As a native of Iran, fuck the gov over there! 
Not sure an octopus that’s lost half its’ tentacles should start flinging rocks with the ones it has left ~ but those posters of the Ayatollah do kinda resemble a poster child for retardation…
Ports closed, a few states down from storms, middle east bombing itself into war.
Can we get a bigger dip?
Iran wasn’t happy crude oil was going down.
A cheeky little missile threat will sort the price out again.
This is all theatrics, right?
Last time they did this 99% of them never reached Israel.
ehhh… its a game dude. The news is a game! its meaningless.