oh god my SVIX Its the MOASS for VIX apes
xDubnine on
Where the fuck is Milton’s stapler so we can go back to pumping
GoZukkYourself on
Why are there so many bers named Milton? It’s like their parents knew they were stuck raising a failed human being.
gummypanda95 on
Should’ve waited to buy my GOOG calls ☠️
jusjones314 on
Will China fuck call holders who didn’t sell before close today?
expliciitz on
Weekly Calls on XRT today when it bottomed… bitch better pump
Pax19 on
Sorry guys my bad, been holding MSFT since late January
Ok_Ant780 on
Took 100 years for spx to get to 3000. We about to double it within 4 years.
postachioo on
Now QQQ/SPY want to move up when it closed 
cinJESUS on
making money from GYNA pump while America dumps 
Damerman on
This whole fucking time i’ve been paying for real-time data streaming because i used to work for a broker…. 123 a month, when i could have just lied.
JPOWs-Cum-Slut on
You can bet on who will win the election on ikbr lol
Dogg2698 on
Golden week ended early for Chinese companies over the massive interest in retail after Pooh’s stimulus package. Buy in now, hold over night and sell off in the morning.
fannypackbuttsnack on
HKD pump v2.0 is in the works rn
DieselWeasel19 on
Why is VIX going up? What did I miss ?
Beginning_Sentence69 on
!banbet AAPL 224 1d
jitheshani on
What if there is a new virus reported tomorrow we open -3%.
Whitemamba2798 on
Could’ve made $100 today. Instead held and made $10
itsgodsposterchild on
Why did SMCI rise? My dead calls are green and veiny
Diamondhands4dagainz on
Gyna will pump tomorrow and so will NVDA 
mywilliswell95 on
Is clov still a thing ?
Cheebo2319 on
I’m a ber YOKED out on calls rn. You allllll fkeddddd
SilkyThighs on
I got Microsofted today
Substantial_Wash3480 on
Will china keep ripping?
ResearcherTimely4215 on
Sold my puts so fuckin early dog.
docarwell on
Pray EVGO prints for me
Loga_13 on
thank god i didn’t trade today 
tomorrow moon though right??
NotPapaElon on
Pepsi earnings tomorrow morning
DAA_5215 on
Pray amd and nvda sell off 🐻🌈
VirusesHere on
This morning I said SMCI should be delisted. Now I have fomo. 
Gainz4thenight on
I’ll pay each Nvidia bear 200$ to rub my nuts on their face tomorrow. Just trying to help out the poor 
marrful on
Need smci at 55 eow
NotPapaElon on
!banbet PEP -4% 1d
MyCactusTeacher on
The VIX is like a load of cum ready to be released onto the market and sink it and Israel keeps edging harder
Bucket_Technician on
Is selling a call option the same as writing a call option?
zestykite on
good old pooh bear saved my port today. lets hope it keeps up tomorrow. i see what people are talking about “diversified” portfolios.
Griffinbreaks on
Full ported spy calls before the dip.
Let’s hope we’re green tomorrow😃
cryptohorn on
It feels like they are propping up gas prices like the market. It’s in the 2.70s near me with damn near ww3 popping off.
AffectionateGold3272 on
Will china pump or dump tmrw?
DeepSweatyButthole on
Alright! What NVDA bull wanted me to piss on their face to wash away their sins 
HostileRobert6 on
SPY +10% this week pls
jitheshani on
I went all in on CALLS decided to hold until expiry whatever happens. And of course it dumps. When I take my gains it moons to 300% profit.
LabyrinthLayers on
Are we viewing $AMZN news like $V and buying up the dips?
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Might full port Msft weeklies cuz idk
!banbet NIO 8 1w
$BABA ITM 11/1 calls…
I will rebuild Florida myself
oh god my SVIX Its the MOASS for VIX apes
Where the fuck is Milton’s stapler so we can go back to pumping
Why are there so many bers named Milton? It’s like their parents knew they were stuck raising a failed human being.
Should’ve waited to buy my GOOG calls ☠️
Will China fuck call holders who didn’t sell before close today?
Weekly Calls on XRT today when it bottomed… bitch better pump
Sorry guys my bad, been holding MSFT since late January
Took 100 years for spx to get to 3000. We about to double it within 4 years.
Now QQQ/SPY want to move up when it closed 
making money from GYNA pump while America dumps 
This whole fucking time i’ve been paying for real-time data streaming because i used to work for a broker…. 123 a month, when i could have just lied.
You can bet on who will win the election on ikbr lol
Golden week ended early for Chinese companies over the massive interest in retail after Pooh’s stimulus package. Buy in now, hold over night and sell off in the morning.
HKD pump v2.0 is in the works rn
Why is VIX going up? What did I miss ?
!banbet AAPL 224 1d
What if there is a new virus reported tomorrow we open -3%.
Could’ve made $100 today. Instead held and made $10
Why did SMCI rise? My dead calls are green and veiny
Gyna will pump tomorrow and so will NVDA 
Is clov still a thing ?
I’m a ber YOKED out on calls rn. You allllll fkeddddd
I got Microsofted today
Will china keep ripping?
Sold my puts so fuckin early dog.
Pray EVGO prints for me
thank god i didn’t trade today 
tomorrow moon though right??
Pepsi earnings tomorrow morning
Pray amd and nvda sell off 🐻🌈
This morning I said SMCI should be delisted. Now I have fomo. 
I’ll pay each Nvidia bear 200$ to rub my nuts on their face tomorrow. Just trying to help out the poor 
Need smci at 55 eow
!banbet PEP -4% 1d
The VIX is like a load of cum ready to be released onto the market and sink it and Israel keeps edging harder
Is selling a call option the same as writing a call option?
good old pooh bear saved my port today. lets hope it keeps up tomorrow. i see what people are talking about “diversified” portfolios.
Full ported spy calls before the dip.
Let’s hope we’re green tomorrow😃
It feels like they are propping up gas prices like the market. It’s in the 2.70s near me with damn near ww3 popping off.
Will china pump or dump tmrw?
Alright! What NVDA bull wanted me to piss on their face to wash away their sins 
SPY +10% this week pls
I went all in on CALLS decided to hold until expiry whatever happens. And of course it dumps. When I take my gains it moons to 300% profit.
Are we viewing $AMZN news like $V and buying up the dips?