Roast me. Discovered options in March 24. Quick spike up and made about 10k.. all downhill from then. Lost 20k since the end of august mostly on NVDA earnings and IV crush got me.
R turn your phone upside down. Now you’re a winner
markfoster314 on
$795 could buy you one heck of a rope and stool
JustATraderX on
Damn. I thought my perf is the worst until I see this one. My sympathy!
XOCYBERCAT on
I’m glad I only had 7k when trade options
JustATraderX on
If you gain, she gets flowers and taken out for a nice dinner.
If you fail, you take the sofa.
where’s justice, regards?
TheWizofWallStreet on
I remember my friend once told me he lost $500k trading options and that was a cautionary tale. You could have made so much more money investing in SOFI and watching that investment grow over time.
Repulsive-Shallot-79 on
Man.. try a prop firm and quit burning yourself down
_slartibartfast_0815 on
Almost 800 still to go. Come on, you can loose them as well and then quit options.
Cokebottle666 on
Do us a favor and make it 69.420
hv876 on
Market opens at 9:3 am. Get your puts in. If the light in the fridge ain’t gone on by now, it’s never going on
geekbag on
Ohhh….you bought options. This is something we see every day. We options sellers thank you.
bdh2067 on
Don’t blame the tools
alonlankri on
You have the option to go bankrupt, any dumb trade can and will be used against you. You have no money to pay a lawyer, be careful in your new life as a homeless BLM looter.
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See you next pay day
… maybe ETF next time ? 😉
gamblers never quit bro
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On the bright side you deduct $3k from your taxes for the next 23 years…
How did you achieve this?
Ok but can you just lose $369.83 more please?
Use the $795 you have left and buy puts on PLTR
Let me know how your November strike price options turn out
I’ll touch options, but only two contracts on a calculated loss do I take.
Options trading is just gambling with a few added steps 💀
Well yeah you don’t really have the money for it
69 down… nice 😎
Oh man I don’t feel nearly as bad anymore thanks regard
Futures options next time around.
Can’t go wrong. 
**99% of gamblers quit before they win big**
You should have bought low and sold high, not the other way around!
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Bye 
-69k, nice
R turn your phone upside down. Now you’re a winner
$795 could buy you one heck of a rope and stool
Damn. I thought my perf is the worst until I see this one. My sympathy!
I’m glad I only had 7k when trade options
If you gain, she gets flowers and taken out for a nice dinner.
If you fail, you take the sofa.
where’s justice, regards?
I remember my friend once told me he lost $500k trading options and that was a cautionary tale. You could have made so much more money investing in SOFI and watching that investment grow over time.
Man.. try a prop firm and quit burning yourself down
Almost 800 still to go. Come on, you can loose them as well and then quit options.
Do us a favor and make it 69.420
Market opens at 9:3 am. Get your puts in. If the light in the fridge ain’t gone on by now, it’s never going on
Ohhh….you bought options. This is something we see every day. We options sellers thank you.
Don’t blame the tools
You have the option to go bankrupt, any dumb trade can and will be used against you. You have no money to pay a lawyer, be careful in your new life as a homeless BLM looter.
You’re one yolo away from winning it all back!
Is this for real?
$70k lessons on IV crush 🧑🎓
Dayummmmm! Ouch 😓
