Theta gods I beseech you, don’t let my tendies get over or undercooked. I want them just right
layelaye419 on
#Squirting girl update:
Yeah, squirting is 100% just piss.
I feel like I’m in a weird piss-porn video. No, it is NOT a good thing. Thinking of breaking it off.
k0deen on
Wanting to wake up to SPY cookin and ready to pump to 585 🙂 all this negative wsb sentiment gonna cause a 2% day
Ready2gambleboomer on
*Mornin Euro poors & fellow Wendy’s dumpster divers.*
*It was nice to have Donny (DJT) lighten up on my recent anal pounding. I’m still going to spend a little extra time at the bar this am. My JBHT puts are in shambles & I’m preparing for a rough day in the casino.*
*Good luck out there in the trenches today regards.*
Crumblin_Castle_King on
2DTE lotto calls in ASML? Deep out the $$ (800 strike) regarded of brilliant
pekebooo on
FSLR CLOSE TO 200 IS IT A BUY?
Aphelion93 on
Have calls for HOOD announcement, will most likely dump on me hard.
chesapeakeripper_18 on
Everyone was fucking unhappy about markets going up.
Now you’ll crying like a baby
BirdoInBoston on
and now I know why I don’t pop in here early in the mornings…everyone needs to take a breath, grab their coffee, and take their morning shits.
BLOW_0 on
WTF IS INTC DOING
grmayshark on
Equal number MSTR and COIN 200c absolute have to print…right?
Ill-Expression1737 on
who gave me thumbs down
Beevan on
I gotta confess yall, I don’t know what options, puts or whatever other types of trading yall talk about and I’m finally confident enough to admit it.
corndog_messiah on
You can tell a lot of bulls haven’t bothered waking up yet. Downvotes only in here
diener1 on
So DRUG was just a short squeeze? The company said they are “unaware of any material changes” i.e. they see no reason for the stock pumping about 4000% in the last few days. Does anybody know how much they were shorted before the squeeze?
No clue why I’m getting downvote, it’s just a question. fml
Accomplished_Neck574 on
I don’t want a thumbs down
or a thumbs up
What I really want is a thumb in my butt
krakdis on
Wow…I just scrolled to the end of this thread
It was all useless. In summary someone got banned for betting against NVDA, someone praying goog goes up, someone thanking their mom for food, one guy posted an ascii image and seemed to be proud of it…yada yada yada
CEOofBeanz on
I count 0 margin buying power, n**ga
I count 2 two brokerage accounts, n**ga
Regard Unchained
code_journey on
Good morning ladies, who the fk unplugged the coffee machine ?
ervelee on
HIMS ⬆️ 120% YTD.
quiksilverr87 on
Guys stop using toilet paper and start using a bidet sprayer. Life changer. Only 40$ on amazon. TP only to dry
Medical_LSD on
Markets farting out a hemmeroid
Icarus7v on
qcom seeing that their stock was doing too well decided to kill the momentum
Scrogwiggle on
Going to nyc in a week. Gonna visit the bull and will full port into 0dte spy calls as I rim him.
Sumiz on
Stanley will crush today
ClaimsForFame on
Upvote if you bought the NVDA dip 
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Daily petition to make Elon’s regarded rally hopping face a WSB memoji
https://imgur.com/sctVUX5
ASML lol 🤣
Buttcorn 67.4k 
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Fun-Craft-6136 made a bet that NVDA would go to 125.0 within **1 day** when it was 136.72 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 9 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
you rather have an orange or black president?
Food at home was great, thanks mom.
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jensen trying to get up out the ghetto today
First
Not first 
Red market pls
MY BALLS SMELL LIKE OREGANO 🌿
Theta gods I beseech you, don’t let my tendies get over or undercooked. I want them just right
#Squirting girl update:
Yeah, squirting is 100% just piss.
I feel like I’m in a weird piss-porn video. No, it is NOT a good thing. Thinking of breaking it off.
Wanting to wake up to SPY cookin and ready to pump to 585 🙂 all this negative wsb sentiment gonna cause a 2% day
*Mornin Euro poors & fellow Wendy’s dumpster divers.*
*It was nice to have Donny (DJT) lighten up on my recent anal pounding. I’m still going to spend a little extra time at the bar this am. My JBHT puts are in shambles & I’m preparing for a rough day in the casino.*
*Good luck out there in the trenches today regards.*
2DTE lotto calls in ASML? Deep out the $$ (800 strike) regarded of brilliant
FSLR CLOSE TO 200 IS IT A BUY?
Have calls for HOOD announcement, will most likely dump on me hard.
Everyone was fucking unhappy about markets going up.
Now you’ll crying like a baby
and now I know why I don’t pop in here early in the mornings…everyone needs to take a breath, grab their coffee, and take their morning shits.
WTF IS INTC DOING
Equal number MSTR and COIN 200c absolute have to print…right?
who gave me thumbs down
I gotta confess yall, I don’t know what options, puts or whatever other types of trading yall talk about and I’m finally confident enough to admit it.
You can tell a lot of bulls haven’t bothered waking up yet. Downvotes only in here
So DRUG was just a short squeeze? The company said they are “unaware of any material changes” i.e. they see no reason for the stock pumping about 4000% in the last few days. Does anybody know how much they were shorted before the squeeze?
No clue why I’m getting downvote, it’s just a question. fml
I don’t want a thumbs down
or a thumbs up
What I really want is a thumb in my butt
Wow…I just scrolled to the end of this thread
It was all useless. In summary someone got banned for betting against NVDA, someone praying goog goes up, someone thanking their mom for food, one guy posted an ascii image and seemed to be proud of it…yada yada yada
I count 0 margin buying power, n**ga
I count 2 two brokerage accounts, n**ga
Regard Unchained
Good morning ladies, who the fk unplugged the coffee machine ?
HIMS ⬆️ 120% YTD.
Guys stop using toilet paper and start using a bidet sprayer. Life changer. Only 40$ on amazon. TP only to dry
Markets farting out a hemmeroid
qcom seeing that their stock was doing too well decided to kill the momentum
Going to nyc in a week. Gonna visit the bull and will full port into 0dte spy calls as I rim him.
Stanley will crush today
Upvote if you bought the NVDA dip 
Pls show bobs and vagene