Kill option premiums this week. Resume down next week.
trogdor1234 on
Tesla don’t need no revenue! This is a revenue miss while throwing incentives out right and left. Q2 going to be soooo bad.
UniqueSteve on
I’m only disappointed the sales numbers aren’t worse
russcastella on
Every time Tesla takes a shit on quarterly, the stock goes up lol what a joke
Rinizon on
It hurt itself in confusion.
HerezahTip on
And it’s green.
VTbeerfan on
Still green and a great day!?
Ornery_File_3031 on
Second quarter will be vastly worse, the cars are garbage, the person running the company is just trash, I can’t wait to see its stock price in single digits
Twerkatronic on
Only 20%?? Doubt
Footballerdad on
And it’s gone…
TBMachine on
20% so far! Lets Goooo!
chrsb on
Next earnings will be even worse.
JoaoPTsantos on
this is the short of the century
Mustard_Jam on
Tesla stock is essentially the equivalent of a meme coin at this point.
Shit report? Goes up. People all over the world not buying? Goes up.
Mind you, Tesla stock is worth more than all the other major car companies COMBINED and it isn’t even top 10 in sales. It makes zero fucking sense. I keep hearing that “investors are optimistic of their future technology” but BASED ON WHAT?! The semi was a lie. The roadster was a lie. The taxi was a lie. The robot was a lie. The self driving improvements were grossly exaggerated. From an investment standpoint, it makes zero sense to trust the company and it’s already valued at a level as if it implemented ALL of those things and then some.
It’s similar to Trump. Dude just goes up, does the most batshit things, and it somehow benefits him.
davidgun06 on
That makes Q1 2025 Tesla’s worst quarter by sales since Q2 2022 and its least profitable period since Q1 2020
jertheman43 on
That’s all? I bet they have majorly fudged the numbers just to get these disappointing figures.
MayoKing69 on
Tesla needs to be pulled from the S&P 500.
This needs to be said, they are being propped up by Index Funds.
They are a TOXIC brand.
rube_X_cube on
Tesla is the modern age tulip-mania. This stock is just completely detached from any reality. By several orders of magnitude. How can anyone in their right mind justify this market cap? It’s absurd.
kennyandkennyandkenn on
TSLA is not a rational stock. Its stock price means nothing.
Cold-Permission-5249 on
Trash company
Master-Piccolo-4588 on
My take is that Tesla will be the biggest failure in stock market history.
Icy-Artist1888 on
It must suck to be an accountant working there right now….all the pressure to inflate the revenue, reduce the liabilities accrued, defer costs to the balance sheet.
I know from experience these reported numbers are fat with all sorts of bs kicked down the road in hopes of somehow turning it around later.
Its the worst part of the job: getting beat on to hide the incompetence and negligence of the brain trust.
Ok_Flounder59 on
Stock barely moves…
Imtired1245 on
That hat he’s wearing sure is ironic in this moment. I love this for him.
Tejaswini-Rau123 on
Just 20??
lm28ness on
We expecting this disappointment to drag down everyone else tomorrow?
Mriallen on
It will probably end up staying flat to screw both puts and calls
Sorkel3 on
By this time investors and the market anticipated bad news and priced it in.
TipperGore-69 on
How much did market makers just get in options premiums off of degens? It’ll start going down after weekly expiration.
TrainerTITs310 on
Anything Trump touches turns to 💩
But let Elon find that out on his own…
ratsrekop on
All their income from the 400 interest line? Almost no ebit to speak off?
sitlo on
I’m calling Tesla the reverse Gamestop. By all logic, it should go down. This time, though, it’s being held up by hedge funds and the rich. Meme stock at its core
VenatorFelis on
Extremely bad earnings are one thing but they are the past now. Future doesn’t look very bright either. So they pulled the guidance, the new affordable model will be some makeshift product ( “These vehicles will utilize aspects of the next generation platform as well as aspects of our current platforms and will be produced on the same manufacturing lines as our current vehicle lineup.”) and the energy sector seems to be stagnant compared to overall 2024 and will be hit by the tariffs. Wonder how Elon will weasel himself out of this clusterfuck in the conference call.
KAM7 on
Tesla reported $409M in GAAP net income for Q1 2025, but they also made $595M from selling regulatory credits. That means the core business actually ran at a ~$186M loss without those credits. I’m not an accountant, but that’s pretty concerning—especially since credit sales aren’t sustainable long-term as other automakers go electric. Investors should be asking if Tesla’s core operations are still profitable on their own.
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Annnd it’s currently up in After Hours
And yet it went up 5% today?
Kill option premiums this week. Resume down next week.
Tesla don’t need no revenue! This is a revenue miss while throwing incentives out right and left. Q2 going to be soooo bad.
I’m only disappointed the sales numbers aren’t worse
Every time Tesla takes a shit on quarterly, the stock goes up lol what a joke
It hurt itself in confusion.
And it’s green.
Still green and a great day!?
Second quarter will be vastly worse, the cars are garbage, the person running the company is just trash, I can’t wait to see its stock price in single digits
Only 20%?? Doubt
And it’s gone…
20% so far! Lets Goooo!
Next earnings will be even worse.
this is the short of the century
Tesla stock is essentially the equivalent of a meme coin at this point.
Shit report? Goes up. People all over the world not buying? Goes up.
Mind you, Tesla stock is worth more than all the other major car companies COMBINED and it isn’t even top 10 in sales. It makes zero fucking sense. I keep hearing that “investors are optimistic of their future technology” but BASED ON WHAT?! The semi was a lie. The roadster was a lie. The taxi was a lie. The robot was a lie. The self driving improvements were grossly exaggerated. From an investment standpoint, it makes zero sense to trust the company and it’s already valued at a level as if it implemented ALL of those things and then some.
It’s similar to Trump. Dude just goes up, does the most batshit things, and it somehow benefits him.
That makes Q1 2025 Tesla’s worst quarter by sales since Q2 2022 and its least profitable period since Q1 2020
That’s all? I bet they have majorly fudged the numbers just to get these disappointing figures.
Tesla needs to be pulled from the S&P 500.
This needs to be said, they are being propped up by Index Funds.
They are a TOXIC brand.
Tesla is the modern age tulip-mania. This stock is just completely detached from any reality. By several orders of magnitude. How can anyone in their right mind justify this market cap? It’s absurd.
TSLA is not a rational stock. Its stock price means nothing.
Trash company
My take is that Tesla will be the biggest failure in stock market history.
It must suck to be an accountant working there right now….all the pressure to inflate the revenue, reduce the liabilities accrued, defer costs to the balance sheet.
I know from experience these reported numbers are fat with all sorts of bs kicked down the road in hopes of somehow turning it around later.
Its the worst part of the job: getting beat on to hide the incompetence and negligence of the brain trust.
Stock barely moves…
That hat he’s wearing sure is ironic in this moment. I love this for him.
Just 20??
We expecting this disappointment to drag down everyone else tomorrow?
It will probably end up staying flat to screw both puts and calls
By this time investors and the market anticipated bad news and priced it in.
How much did market makers just get in options premiums off of degens? It’ll start going down after weekly expiration.
Anything Trump touches turns to 💩
But let Elon find that out on his own…
All their income from the 400 interest line? Almost no ebit to speak off?
I’m calling Tesla the reverse Gamestop. By all logic, it should go down. This time, though, it’s being held up by hedge funds and the rich. Meme stock at its core
Extremely bad earnings are one thing but they are the past now. Future doesn’t look very bright either. So they pulled the guidance, the new affordable model will be some makeshift product ( “These vehicles will utilize aspects of the next generation platform as well as aspects of our current platforms and will be produced on the same manufacturing lines as our current vehicle lineup.”) and the energy sector seems to be stagnant compared to overall 2024 and will be hit by the tariffs. Wonder how Elon will weasel himself out of this clusterfuck in the conference call.
Tesla reported $409M in GAAP net income for Q1 2025, but they also made $595M from selling regulatory credits. That means the core business actually ran at a ~$186M loss without those credits. I’m not an accountant, but that’s pretty concerning—especially since credit sales aren’t sustainable long-term as other automakers go electric. Investors should be asking if Tesla’s core operations are still profitable on their own.