Was wondering if we’d get a Tesla post today. It’s been green for a few days now and wouldn’t you know it, silence on this sub.
Fluid_Cat2269 on
Short squeeze? Market manipulation? Meme stock? This is one of the most bizarre things
JZcgQR2N on
Inverse Reddit never fails
medicsansgarantee on
Tesla stock climbing higher than a Roman salute.
kkt999 on
All of my put contracts crashed and burned!
SweetPotatoGut on
investors are happy musk is returning, hoping damage to the brand from his political musings can be stemmed, and characterization of Tesla remains a technology company rather than a car company.
Future_Class3022 on
Who is buying this shit?
OrneryZombie1983 on
Something something robots something future
mmmmbot on
Just imagine how high it would go if he went out of business.
hotgarbagevideo on
Haha sure
Visible_Bat2176 on
USA is now officially a big scam.
Affectionate-Job-658 on
Got 2 puts on TSLA today and it shot up 8%. I am responsible for it.
seoulsrvr on
Serious question – who is actually buying into TSLA now? There can’t be any institutional investors jumping on this – is it all small time dumb money?
ProfessionalCan3732 on
How far off of the 52 week high?
pharmd on
Cult stock
Like much of the market nowadays
AffectionateMaize523 on
Which companies still focus on actual profit? Is the stock market dead left only for insiders and fools? Or has it always been this way? In 2025, does it even make sense to invest based on analytics, company research, or earnings reports anymore? The market feels more like a casino than ever and Buffett’s absence only confirms it for me.
Affectionate_Bake980 on
I think we know where Putin is putting his investments
Hydroidal on
Of course! In 2025, Up is Down, Down is Up. Egg prices have dropped 92%!!! Words mean nothing and everything. Have you seen the Muffin Man?
Commercial_Rule_7823 on
If this was ANY other company, all equity would have gone to zero. Inagine those results at Ford or Chevy.
Total herd fan boy mentality buying the dream of some drug addict loon.
No-Manager6617 on
Artificially pumped
Ok-Celebration-1010 on
Broader exemptions for self driving vehicles greenlighted by the Trump administration. (Trump pump)
runs_with_airplanes on
It doesn’t make sense, it’s like 2+2 = Fish
Many-Enthusiasm1297 on
The only 2 things that really happened is 1. Tesla stuck to it’s timeline of a cheaper EV (we’ll see) 2. Elon said he’ll be spending more time doing his actual job.
That is literally all it takes to drive up tesla 🙃
As of when I write this, Tesla is up 25% after a really dogshit report. Google is up 6% after a stellar report.
This should be a case study pointed to, when anyone asks if the stock market is rational, and ‘why does it go up and down?’
FFS
AloHaHa2023 on
Someone’s coordinating a pump it to create enthusiasm and they’ll probably dump it next week or aftermarket.
DrRoxo420 on
Markets are bipolar
My prediction: Tesla has the same future prospects as Blockbuster
zayelion on
I think its just lots of options getting exercised all at once.
codeyk on
It’s a retail trap guys.
Zopiclone_BID on
$400 million quarterly income and this. Google reportes $30billion and stock went up 2%. Make it make sense. Where is that guy saying this is not rigged. Elon is clearly having help from friends like ARK
JayJay_Productions on
Lost 150€ today, my knock out was at 276 USD.
This stock is a useless piece of shit, and should be treated as such. I just don’t understand this fuckery of a market right now 😀
Over valued POS. Guys that was my last short, I swear 😏
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Was wondering if we’d get a Tesla post today. It’s been green for a few days now and wouldn’t you know it, silence on this sub.
Short squeeze? Market manipulation? Meme stock? This is one of the most bizarre things
Inverse Reddit never fails
Tesla stock climbing higher than a Roman salute.
All of my put contracts crashed and burned!
investors are happy musk is returning, hoping damage to the brand from his political musings can be stemmed, and characterization of Tesla remains a technology company rather than a car company.
Who is buying this shit?
Something something robots something future
Just imagine how high it would go if he went out of business.
Haha sure
USA is now officially a big scam.
Got 2 puts on TSLA today and it shot up 8%. I am responsible for it.
Serious question – who is actually buying into TSLA now? There can’t be any institutional investors jumping on this – is it all small time dumb money?
How far off of the 52 week high?
Cult stock
Like much of the market nowadays
Which companies still focus on actual profit? Is the stock market dead left only for insiders and fools? Or has it always been this way? In 2025, does it even make sense to invest based on analytics, company research, or earnings reports anymore? The market feels more like a casino than ever and Buffett’s absence only confirms it for me.
I think we know where Putin is putting his investments
Of course! In 2025, Up is Down, Down is Up. Egg prices have dropped 92%!!! Words mean nothing and everything. Have you seen the Muffin Man?
If this was ANY other company, all equity would have gone to zero. Inagine those results at Ford or Chevy.
Total herd fan boy mentality buying the dream of some drug addict loon.
Artificially pumped
Broader exemptions for self driving vehicles greenlighted by the Trump administration. (Trump pump)
It doesn’t make sense, it’s like 2+2 = Fish
The only 2 things that really happened is 1. Tesla stuck to it’s timeline of a cheaper EV (we’ll see) 2. Elon said he’ll be spending more time doing his actual job.
That is literally all it takes to drive up tesla 🙃
My TSLQ bag sure is heavy
I think it’s this: [https://apnews.com/article/self-driving-autonomous-vehicles-duffy-transportation-new-rules-b7f03d1e23b68256a051cef490aead3b](https://apnews.com/article/self-driving-autonomous-vehicles-duffy-transportation-new-rules-b7f03d1e23b68256a051cef490aead3b)
As of when I write this, Tesla is up 25% after a really dogshit report. Google is up 6% after a stellar report.
This should be a case study pointed to, when anyone asks if the stock market is rational, and ‘why does it go up and down?’
FFS
Someone’s coordinating a pump it to create enthusiasm and they’ll probably dump it next week or aftermarket.
Markets are bipolar
My prediction: Tesla has the same future prospects as Blockbuster
I think its just lots of options getting exercised all at once.
It’s a retail trap guys.
$400 million quarterly income and this. Google reportes $30billion and stock went up 2%. Make it make sense. Where is that guy saying this is not rigged. Elon is clearly having help from friends like ARK
Lost 150€ today, my knock out was at 276 USD.
This stock is a useless piece of shit, and should be treated as such. I just don’t understand this fuckery of a market right now 😀
Over valued POS. Guys that was my last short, I swear 😏
Edit: Fuck you, and see you tomorrow
Dead cat bounce