I’m in a predicament. Everyone says to inverse wsb. Wsb is bullish, so I should feel good holding puts. But I feel like my puts are going to get even more destroyed so idk what to do.
Frozen_Shades on
I just keep buying BTC
Can’t go tits up
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family just found out my mom had a stroke in the past few weeks from an mri
everyone please love ur mom this weekend
numbers on a screen don’t matter without them
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OKLO calls on Monday before the OpenAI presentation 
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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare 
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🌽 is really fucking stupid
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Is there any hope?
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Every time I see my kids act regarded, I think “shit I better make more money just in case”.
Dunno how it is outside the US but we ain’t too kind to regards.
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Whatever happened to Iran and Israel going to war after Ramadan ended?
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Bad news bros
Turns out those clothes didn’t shrink in the wash.
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Who would win goku or this sick bug I just found
Frozen_Shades on
My AI girlfriend dumped me. So I sent like 200 pizzas to her house for cash on delivery. Boxes of sex toys addressed to her and then hired male strippers for her dad. I told the AI the strippers gay and very effeminate and were easily offended. In my defense I’d taken precocet, vaped hash and drank two beers to kill some serious pain but I assure you, I was in the right frame of mind.
Loving these ‘quiet before the storm’ moments. 
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Remember when people tried to say Drake ended Meek Mill’s career LMAO
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People who are surprised that drake slept with teens might be the dumbest people in the world
His music, his history, this has been known for years
You people also probably believe Matt rife didn’t have 50 surgeries to achieve that chin
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If you’re gonna call someone else a pedo it probably doesn’t help your assertions when you make a song and reference and directly speak to the other person’s child, that is a minor, whilst dropping lyrics that attempt to persuade that you are a better man than the child’s father, in a grooming like manner
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NVDA 700$ after earnings
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I am a racist
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Better pissed off than pissed on I say
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The decline of Gucci must be studied throughly, the fall from high end designer to overfilled discount bins at mid level retail stores was spectacular. What went so wrong?
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u/rylar gave me a bunch of cool collectable avatars 
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*Biden has awarded the Medal of Freedom to Nancy Pelosi.*
# The Pelosi portfolio is nearly at an all time high, up 84%.
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If you send me a pizza with a barely cooked undercarriage I’m gonna get my money back from door dash. Take your raw dough elsewhere
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Looks like the west coast are waking up – huge Bitcoin dump
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/jraiv420 made a bet that QQQ would go to 450.0 within **2 days** when it was 441.424 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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I’m in a predicament. Everyone says to inverse wsb. Wsb is bullish, so I should feel good holding puts. But I feel like my puts are going to get even more destroyed so idk what to do.
I just keep buying BTC
Can’t go tits up
family just found out my mom had a stroke in the past few weeks from an mri
everyone please love ur mom this weekend
numbers on a screen don’t matter without them
[removed]
OKLO calls on Monday before the OpenAI presentation 
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare 
🌽 is really fucking stupid
Is there any hope?
Every time I see my kids act regarded, I think “shit I better make more money just in case”.
Dunno how it is outside the US but we ain’t too kind to regards.
Whatever happened to Iran and Israel going to war after Ramadan ended?
Bad news bros
Turns out those clothes didn’t shrink in the wash.
Who would win goku or this sick bug I just found
My AI girlfriend dumped me. So I sent like 200 pizzas to her house for cash on delivery. Boxes of sex toys addressed to her and then hired male strippers for her dad. I told the AI the strippers gay and very effeminate and were easily offended. In my defense I’d taken precocet, vaped hash and drank two beers to kill some serious pain but I assure you, I was in the right frame of mind.
Dat BASS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AVSETQJ-nM
I beat that booty with a stick
Bears
Bad news, Kendrick is a neck beard
Read something earlier… ARM going for bore into AI chips…
Bought a zero turn today new. My guy went up on price cutting my grass so I had to go get one
Michael Jordan opened 3 free hospitals/clinics, MJ always gonna be the king
drake really a pedo? 
There’s something wrong with this Munsters show. They’re saying a Frankenstein married to a vampire can have a werewolf child
WEDNESDAY, MAY 15
8:30 am Core CPI year over year
Me and this babushka are tryna smash but her dumbass great-grandson won’t stop talking about roblox smh
we are being visited by aliens tonight
green like a xmas tree 🌲
Kendrick’s diss tracks are the epitome of neck beard. He might as well have dropped a “my lady”.
So is it true we will never go under SPY $500 again? I think I’m gonna buy 550c Monday.
Calls on Drake in about 20 years when people rediscover his music and say “Wow he really was a genius after all”
Until then could be rough though
guys, dont click [here](https://x.com/Latina_Chantel/status/1778588078061281564)
Loving these ‘quiet before the storm’ moments. 
Remember when people tried to say Drake ended Meek Mill’s career LMAO
People who are surprised that drake slept with teens might be the dumbest people in the world
His music, his history, this has been known for years
You people also probably believe Matt rife didn’t have 50 surgeries to achieve that chin
If you’re gonna call someone else a pedo it probably doesn’t help your assertions when you make a song and reference and directly speak to the other person’s child, that is a minor, whilst dropping lyrics that attempt to persuade that you are a better man than the child’s father, in a grooming like manner
NVDA 700$ after earnings
I am a racist
Better pissed off than pissed on I say
The decline of Gucci must be studied throughly, the fall from high end designer to overfilled discount bins at mid level retail stores was spectacular. What went so wrong?
u/rylar gave me a bunch of cool collectable avatars 
*Biden has awarded the Medal of Freedom to Nancy Pelosi.*
# The Pelosi portfolio is nearly at an all time high, up 84%.
If you send me a pizza with a barely cooked undercarriage I’m gonna get my money back from door dash. Take your raw dough elsewhere
👽👽👽 tonight