What I *should* have been doing was dumping my entire portfolio into Carvana calls.
Fucking *Carvana* calls.
*Of course. Of course* Carvana calls are the way to become a millionaire.
SalmonellaSteve on
Wow, good job. How about you throw me a bone, I will turn 20k into 0 in a matter of days.
_Chicken_Chaser_ on
Congrats
vF101 on
You must be well off to holding the original amount into this turd of a company.
Regardless, congrats and fk you.
JStarrNY on
Bless and keep you, and fuck you. But damn what a bet.
Ldawg74 on
Congrats, I’ll just hang out for when it all comes crashing down and your wife comes crawling back to me. In the meantime, fuck you. And, again, congrats!
The moral of the story is to dump your money into the shadiest, possibly mob-affiliated companies on the stock market.
Lumpyyyyy on
Now do it again.
Kamikaze_Cash on
Top tier trading, marathon runner.
chiswis on
what.the.fuck
RustyNK on
Dude can go get himself a lambo now
Complete_Fold_7062 on
Fucking insane. Fuck you so much but wow
killerbeeswaxkill on
He knew Carvana wasn’t going under when it’s run by crooks and what do crooks do best? Improvise and manipulate the system which was his DD all along.
ghostmetalblack on
What is this??? Making actual money? On WSB?????
unclebud777 on
Congrats and fuck you. Specially your lambo.
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I_can_vouch_for_that on
You put a 182k into Carvana ? Carvana ?!!!!
Well technically calls but you know what I mean.
Congrats and FU.
sciguyx on
Literally a post 2 days ago giving a detailed description about why puts is a smart decision for carvana because their budget doesn’t add up. It was well thought out and made plenty of sense.
LOL
ConsiderationKey1658 on
Insanity. Well done OP
Odd_Onion_1591 on
The most interesting part is why the heck they would you bet so much on CVNA for such a long experation time. What’s the logic? There is gotta be some logic since it’s a long term play.
Gainztrader235 on
The fact that you held on million dollar dips is impressive, well done.
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Original $cvna post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/X1A9QC24g3
Oh, I see now.
What I *should* have been doing was dumping my entire portfolio into Carvana calls.
Fucking *Carvana* calls.
*Of course. Of course* Carvana calls are the way to become a millionaire.
Wow, good job. How about you throw me a bone, I will turn 20k into 0 in a matter of days.
Congrats
You must be well off to holding the original amount into this turd of a company.
Regardless, congrats and fk you.
Bless and keep you, and fuck you. But damn what a bet.
Congrats, I’ll just hang out for when it all comes crashing down and your wife comes crawling back to me. In the meantime, fuck you. And, again, congrats!
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Holy shit good job regard
Nice, fck you!
Legend
Well done. Enjoy the lambo 🏎️
Great job you fcuk!
The moral of the story is to dump your money into the shadiest, possibly mob-affiliated companies on the stock market.
Now do it again.
Top tier trading, marathon runner.
what.the.fuck
Dude can go get himself a lambo now
Fucking insane. Fuck you so much but wow
He knew Carvana wasn’t going under when it’s run by crooks and what do crooks do best? Improvise and manipulate the system which was his DD all along.
What is this??? Making actual money? On WSB?????
Congrats and fuck you. Specially your lambo.
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You put a 182k into Carvana ? Carvana ?!!!!
Well technically calls but you know what I mean.
Congrats and FU.
Literally a post 2 days ago giving a detailed description about why puts is a smart decision for carvana because their budget doesn’t add up. It was well thought out and made plenty of sense.
LOL
Insanity. Well done OP
The most interesting part is why the heck they would you bet so much on CVNA for such a long experation time. What’s the logic? There is gotta be some logic since it’s a long term play.
The fact that you held on million dollar dips is impressive, well done.
Looking great, Fu…. 🖕
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https://preview.redd.it/q7n1amcnnl0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815f0448e50efb8d989d138c7c6e2bf04924f8c8
Bruh! I thought I was a God yesterday after making 1.4 Million, but YOU are on another level. Now I look like a Peasant.
Bought around 4 and sold at 72. Then it’s rolled into the 120’s without even trying. Well done for holding
As always, please post your position before becoming a millionaire. Congrats and fuck you.
Regarded. Also congrats. Where’s that throw my computer in the dumpster meme
You can predict the future?
You are more legend than dfv
Ho lee shit
You took your winnings, right?
Holy shit
Absolute legend. You even have the posts to back it up.
Why cant i ever manage a win even 10% this good? I’m dying here.
Truly a rags to riches story
Unreal, but congrats.
Idk wtf this company even does
God damn
Wow 🤩