Firstly I think mods I Deserve a flair for my consistent & Immaculate gains. What’s gotten me here has been pure luck I have 0 clue as to how tf I’ve been so consistent I look for value and scalp SPY, currently have an absolute banger position I don’t want to share that I will share with mods if needed!
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Posted by Isenbro_
35 Comments
Gross.
can you explain scalping SPY?
Position
Splendid job, and fuck you.
Elusive… more like rare as hens teeth. Good job bro
now yolo 250k into a 4x trade and be a millionaire, or else you’re a pussy
fabulous job!!!
Now that’s how you use your Roth IRA.
https://preview.redd.it/963ov2rxys0d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2228c34c240a813f38768e087225fbd207b871b
And not a penny to the IRS. Please accept the congratulations from a grateful nation.
Typical wsb gambling their retirement money, good shit
Gambling in your Roth is a whole nother level of degeneracy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
put 8k in VTI or VOO or some shit. keep “investing” the rest so even if you lose it then it’s like nothing ever happened.
Hi brother 👋🏼
wanna meet for dinner?
Fuck the IRS. Trade in your roths boys.
I really hate not even being able to control my retirement investments lmao (europoor).
What broker?
SPOILER ALERT- His position involves one of the meme stocks from the recent RK run-up.
congratz and fuck you
Uncle Sam is shivering
The way you’ve profited without paying the government is making my wiener tingle
Elusive indeed
This just in: Due to Robin Hood traders Roth IRA now taxable accounts. Back to you at the studio!
Roth IRA in Robinhood 😂
Suck his balls IRS!
GGWP
And you can still make contributions this year!
I was so close to this (2400% gain) then I blew it up within a week after getting depressed
How can you gamble on your own retirement fund? That shit is unheard of in germany. How does it even work? do you get percentages? is it taxfree gains? I have so many questions…
Might as well continue YOLO’ing since this money isn’t real for 40 years. Full send it.
Will standby for the loss porn next month
He’s got a CHUBB.
Well done brother
You deserve nothing without posted positions. Positions or ban, regard.
If you can write me a guide on how to be regarded like this I would def appreciate it. 😂
What app/website is this
Good to know im not the only one who is using my ROTH for these shenanigans🤓💎