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    $HIMS (dick pill stock) rumored to announce plans for weight loss pills in June 6

    Hi, again. Haven't posted due to getting pounded. $HIMS beat guidance for the 13 straight quarter and raised again. tldr 82% gross margin, 12% adj EBITA. 41% subscriber growth, repurchased 28million$ worth of its stock in Q1.But the best thing is the 85% long term retention rate because not only are they able to convince young perfectly healthy dicked young men to get boner pills, they're able to get them hooked. kinda like the oxy epidemic, except we all know that getting hooked on dick pills is a net benefit to society (see previous post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/GoMVm2ejtu). The negative is the CEO hes talked about the war unfortunately, but now with the run in memes it's would be pretty dumb to short a company like this just because you don't like the CEO lol.

    Anyway they have a shareholder meeting on June 6
    https://investors.hims.com/governance/Proxy-Materials/default.aspx
    Perfect time to address their plans to finally integrate weight loss pills/injectables

    $HIMS (dick pill stock) rumored to announce plans for weight loss pills in June 6
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    3. BinkyBoy_07 on

      Hey now, I get my beta blockers and hairspray shit from HIMS lol – my dick works just fine

      Edit: feel free to DM if you have any beta blocker and or hair loss treatment questions lol, happy to give my experience privately

    6. SalmonellaSteve on

      Nothing prints more than capitalizing off the insecurities of men and women. From dick pills to weightloss, this could be huge. Hims has printed before, and if you’re right about this it will print again.

    7. myclmyers on

      I get finasteride and cialis from them on a subscription. I like this stock.

    9. jorbinky on

      Don’t they already have a suite of weight loss pills available? What are you expecting they announce?

    10. phibetared on

      They already offer 5 different weight loss pills. Just check their website.

      OP is….

    11. ThisCryptographer311 on

      I’m fully committed. 1x June 7 $15 call. Looking forward to moon

    13. animeisforcucks on

      Me and my buddy in college used to take their dick pills together just for fun. One day we tried to see how long we could go with our hardons without busting to relieve the tension. We were hanging out at our dorm one day and we couldn’t take it anymore and had the idea to relieve each other (just as a joke). Our buddy Tim never took the pills but he was there to witness it and just kept making train noises and shouting “BRO JOB!! BRO JOB!!”.

      Tl;dr I like the stock.

    14. TomatoSpecialist6879 on

      Weight loss pills are so yesterday, plus Ozempic practically cornered the market when even celebrities such as Aubrey “I am too rich to be a pedophile” Graham buys it to get abs. Weight loss pills that shifts all your excess weight to your cock muscle and turn it into a 30 inch anaconda however, now that would be bullish

    18. canwenot69420 on

      I love how every time I see $HIMS it’s followed by something like (dick pill company)

    19. Tendie_Tube on

      The irony is the people who spend $ on dick pills HOPE to impress a girlfriend.

      But the people who spend $ on the stock WILL.

    20. LOLunlucky on

      Your bald mom uses Hims to grow her hair and I snort the cialis to have sex with her.

    21. Sandvicheater on

      What’s their Moat?

      Their Finasteride pills & Minoxidil spray is offered readily available by swarms of competitors.
      They’re not using the ever so popular GLP-1 for weight loss going with some random weight loss pills
      And their erectile dysfunction solution is just generic Viagra and Cilas

    24. MacroMachines on

      Bought some HIMS stocks on previous DD and am down 11% since then. DD was about HIMS adding telehealth. Never popped. FWIW

    25. FinalOpus on

      Their business model is actually fucking beautiful in its raw simplicity. Sell hair pills that make people’s dicks not work, then sell dick pills to these newly flaccid masses. Pure poetry.

    26. 964C2Turbo on

      Latest leaked video and previous pictures of HIMS branded Semaglutide injectables from @Aktiediplomaten at X makes a credible case for OP being right

      It is also consistent with information from HIMS during Q&A at the latest earning call where they said that information about GLP-1 will be communicated “in a few weeks time”.

      To my understanding HIMS have the legal right to manufature and sell Semaglutide based compounds as long as it is on FDA:s “shortage list”, which is the case.

      According to fresh study 1/8 of every american is or has been using GLP-1 products, 40% of them for weight loss purposes. A majority being set back by shortage and high prices.

      In my mind there will be an announcement from HIMS soon and it will likely have a crazy impact on stock price.

      There is also a squeeze potential. According to Finviz there are 18.4M shorted stocks (13.2%)

    32. SuperSlimMilk on

      My 6/21 15c yolos are up 800% from a .45 average. Thanks for the DD 🫡

    33. Wigglesz on

      I cleared a 2000% gain on my options this morning. Thanks for the heads up last week

    34. SalmonellaSteve on

      Gigachad move, but I sold at 17, should have waited for the turbo spike, thanks for the heads up though OP.

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