Went full port into AAPL two weeks ago and made $3k -> Full port TSLA puts -2k -> full port Hood calls day before earnings -1k -> spy puts -4k -> amzn and goog calls -1k -> more spy puts -4k -> big debt
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Posted by short_angry_asian
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I hope Bill is proud 🙏
your biggest mistake was being a gay bear
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Better start learning Chinese buddy
Better start learning Chinese buddy
Try being happy asian next time.
You will get the hang of it… keep trying!
Luckily that’s a small life savings and can you can make that bank easily, just reverse your trades and you’ll be right back to where you were.
It looks like you lost more than your life savings 🤔
Latest member of the regard club
Don’t worry, You Only Live Twice
Damn even Asians out here losing money. 😩
Don’t worry one year at Wendy’s and you’re back to 0.
congrats see ya tommorow
You should get 1 undo on a trade per year
Don’t worry you’ll get a nice tax return for the next 4 years
You can try in another life!
My monthly weed habit. You’ll live.
during the best market in decades ?
I dunno man, but maybe don’t bet your entire fucking life savings?!? I’m being serious, bro…
You said you just turned 20. Stay sober, stay strong, stay smart, stay focused. There’s plenty of time to create a prosperous life. BUT…
A prosperous life is a function of the choices we make.
Disclaimer: I am assuming that you know what a mathematical function is, because you’re asian.
You did not „lose“ them. You gambled them. You gave them away. Stop this shit and learn about investing. In the end is better for some of us.
The all-in strategy works every time but once
Hello, SEC? Yeah, not this guy right here
You did it very fast too
Ohhh god you made me cum
13k? Wtf savings is that. Save harder. Don’t be a bitch