**We’ve intercepted what VM tried to say here because it was probably too fucked up for Reddit.**
Sharkkboy6 on
Being heart broke and financially broke 
ThisCryptographer311 on
Bout to be down the worst
C_Tea_8280 on
your ex gf gonna regret it when you make some stupid fat cash from these puts
Training_Street_8334 on
If Nvidia shits the bed you’re feasting.
Huge-Return on
This is so regarded, it might actually works.
Parunreborn on
Ah yes, trading on emotion, always yield great results
Starkfault on
Stupid, single and poor is no way to go through life
benj760486 on
I heard there a support group behind Wendy’s newcomers always welcome 
TheOnlySafeCult on
thanks for your sacrifice 🫡
HoosierGuy2014 on
Pouring salt on the wound. Don’t invest emotionally.
Sharp-Direction-6894 on
I don’t drink, but you probably should have just guzzled a bottle of vodka or something. You’d feel like shit, but you’d eventually recover and you’d still have a bunch of money left.
Dmartinez8491 on
Should’ve just given me the money. I’d at least let you have a BJ from a random dude on the street
robsaget69 on
I’m her new bf and I just bought calls
Pjp2- on
Fuck all these clowns who are giving you shit. Here’s to hoping you’re right
1600hazenstreet on
Good Luck. post pics of ex-gf.
harsh-reality74 on
So you’re looking to be fucked again, yes?
Klutzy_Emu2506 on
Gay Bear it is
n-stonks on
Ah yes I remember when I blew up my $50k account after getting dumped.
Inverse yourself and buy calls
Neither_Upstairs_872 on
Now the market is dumping you 
Willing_Turnover5568 on
I wouldn’t be surprised if this prints.
AlternativeEmu5502 on
I see why she left…..
Imgoin2brich on
My girl of 11 years dumped me.
I said fck it and bought $55k worth of bitcoin at 21,000
Worked out.
OldTrader7 on
Well thought out plan, great DD.
Pitiful_Difficulty_3 on
Make no sense at all. Might actually work
maxdoornink on
Rarely am I so excited to see the results of a post. Please please update us on the 24th
gnocchicotti on
Buy calls on BMBL and MTCH
Splooshbutforguys on
Who had puts on this guys relationship???
Yessirthisis on
Why the hell would you buy puts here đź’€
jmeza10 on
Ironically these aren’t actually that bad
OGmisterB on
betting with your emotions. this will most definitely end well.
ectogen on
Also heartbroken. I’m not sure I’m ready to throw away my money yet
squishynarcissist on
Mine did too! I’ve just been working like crazy and hitting the gym. Grindin’
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**We’ve intercepted what VM tried to say here because it was probably too fucked up for Reddit.**
Being heart broke and financially broke 
Bout to be down the worst
your ex gf gonna regret it when you make some stupid fat cash from these puts
If Nvidia shits the bed you’re feasting.
This is so regarded, it might actually works.
Ah yes, trading on emotion, always yield great results
Stupid, single and poor is no way to go through life
I heard there a support group behind Wendy’s newcomers always welcome 
thanks for your sacrifice 🫡
Pouring salt on the wound. Don’t invest emotionally.
I don’t drink, but you probably should have just guzzled a bottle of vodka or something. You’d feel like shit, but you’d eventually recover and you’d still have a bunch of money left.
Should’ve just given me the money. I’d at least let you have a BJ from a random dude on the street
I’m her new bf and I just bought calls
Fuck all these clowns who are giving you shit. Here’s to hoping you’re right
Good Luck. post pics of ex-gf.
So you’re looking to be fucked again, yes?
Gay Bear it is
Ah yes I remember when I blew up my $50k account after getting dumped.
Inverse yourself and buy calls
Now the market is dumping you 
I wouldn’t be surprised if this prints.
I see why she left…..
My girl of 11 years dumped me.
I said fck it and bought $55k worth of bitcoin at 21,000
Worked out.
Well thought out plan, great DD.
Make no sense at all. Might actually work
Rarely am I so excited to see the results of a post. Please please update us on the 24th
Buy calls on BMBL and MTCH
Who had puts on this guys relationship???
Why the hell would you buy puts here đź’€
Ironically these aren’t actually that bad
betting with your emotions. this will most definitely end well.
Also heartbroken. I’m not sure I’m ready to throw away my money yet
Mine did too! I’ve just been working like crazy and hitting the gym. Grindin’
She’s gonna regret it once you’re a millionaire