If you did that every 7 minutes, ever day, it would take you 7 years to be as rich as Bezos.
Agreeable-Salt-110 on
We can still see through that marker mannnnn
skoalbrother on
Great now you can invest in a paper cutter
thetaFAANG on
You could be even richer if you stepped back into that time machine and moved the dial backwards half a century
AirNik92 on
Did you write those in an excel file and print them out? 😂😂😂
outoftownMD on
for most people who buy a single contract, this is like buying something for $27 then selling for $33. % is what’s mosti mportant here (28.5% ish). Caught a good volatility and that’s about it!
alwaysmyfault on
OP the kind of guy to take out his single use Kodak film camera, take a picture of his computer screen, have the photo developed, take it home, scan it into his computer, and then email the pic to himself, and proceed to print it out, only to take a pic of the printout with his cell phone, text it to himself, and then upload the text to imgur so he can post it on Reddit.
KrochKanible on
My son made 36k in 12 min on the dead cat VW bounce
OnlyDivergences on
Literal paper trading.
Xelbiuj on
All it took was risking $27k.
XGhoul on
Grandpa, get off the internet!
gspach on
the fuck is this?
kingofwale on
Well. It’s on a piece of paper…. So it must be real
GPTfleshlight on
Is this from the newspaper market section from the 90s?
erick_realy on
Wait let me get this straight lol. So you decided to print out the order, cut them out separately, use a sharpie to scribble out your account number that everyone can still see, took a picture of your trade, THEN decided to post on Reddit…
I’ll save you some time but it’s gonna cost you about $6480. The secret here is to take a screenshot brother. It’ll be another $5 for a tutorial. Lmk if your interested
andrewskdr on
Great marker job you must work for the NSA
SurvivedWayWorse on
I call BS… 5 minutes to fax the buy order and another 5 minutes to fax the sell.
“The last four digits of your account are showing.”
NutriaDiagram69 on
Plottwist he swapped the papers
Softspokenclark on
i loss 32k on smci puts leggo.
we are the same
YeGrytYne on
Low performance by the black marker.
jesuslikedmen on
first time trading? this is everyday lol
Ridn2Lo on
Where do you get a black highlighter from?
Organic-Pudding5372 on
do i look like i know what a jpeg is? i just want a picture of a got dang hotdog
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Wtf is this paper trading?
What is this 1990?
Are you gonna frame those up?
If you did that every 7 minutes, ever day, it would take you 7 years to be as rich as Bezos.
We can still see through that marker mannnnn
Great now you can invest in a paper cutter
You could be even richer if you stepped back into that time machine and moved the dial backwards half a century
Did you write those in an excel file and print them out? 😂😂😂
for most people who buy a single contract, this is like buying something for $27 then selling for $33. % is what’s mosti mportant here (28.5% ish). Caught a good volatility and that’s about it!
OP the kind of guy to take out his single use Kodak film camera, take a picture of his computer screen, have the photo developed, take it home, scan it into his computer, and then email the pic to himself, and proceed to print it out, only to take a pic of the printout with his cell phone, text it to himself, and then upload the text to imgur so he can post it on Reddit.
My son made 36k in 12 min on the dead cat VW bounce
Literal paper trading.
All it took was risking $27k.
Grandpa, get off the internet!
the fuck is this?
Well. It’s on a piece of paper…. So it must be real
Is this from the newspaper market section from the 90s?
Wait let me get this straight lol. So you decided to print out the order, cut them out separately, use a sharpie to scribble out your account number that everyone can still see, took a picture of your trade, THEN decided to post on Reddit…
I’ll save you some time but it’s gonna cost you about $6480. The secret here is to take a screenshot brother. It’ll be another $5 for a tutorial. Lmk if your interested
Great marker job you must work for the NSA
I call BS… 5 minutes to fax the buy order and another 5 minutes to fax the sell.
“The last four digits of your account are showing.”
Plottwist he swapped the papers
i loss 32k on smci puts leggo.
we are the same
Low performance by the black marker.
first time trading? this is everyday lol
Where do you get a black highlighter from?
do i look like i know what a jpeg is? i just want a picture of a got dang hotdog