I bought at $950 last week and had my doubts. With NVDA touching $1k, 10:1 stock split, and dividend increase I may just ask my wife’s boyfriend if I can watch this time.
ETA: $30k at $950 per share. It’s about 70% of my portfolio. With the 10:1 stock split I will probably hold I indefinitely unless china invades Taiwan. So.
…….2028 potentially.
ConcentrateOdd8190 on
This is ridiculous.I’m shorting at open.
carrythethree333 on
Stock market is almost entirely driven by human emotion/sentiment. NVDA market cap is 10x companies that have 10x the revenue NVDA does. A chart just graphs human emotion
EnigmaSpore on
Ai runs the market, not rate cuts. 🚀
Nvdia 1000+ already.
Secure_Ideal2298 on
Thank you Papa Jenson for helping with my home down payment
TomatoSpecialist6879 on
Bers said NVDA’s gonna fall off a cliff after 4:20pm EDT, looks like the only thing falling off a cliff are bers’ portfolios :4271:
PrizeProper9197 on
Elon who?
EvictionSpecialist on
ALL HAIL JENSON! 🫡
Iknowyougotsole on
Fuck alll you NVDA 🌈🐻!!!!
Jensen is the fuckin Mesiah!!!!
Jensen Al Gaib!!!!!!!!
Surrender to NVDA and enter tendie paradise!!!!
jiantoi on
This is why you don’t bet against NVDA
ikeApz on
Good thing for that 5/31 $950 call I bought this morning
Captain_Crunch22 on
We get a stock split finally!!!! Let’s fucking go!
gamelonco on
What happened to that guy that did a yolo short? 
RJ5R on
Incredible
Run the maffs if you had $5,000 in this company exactly 10 yrs,
and simply forgot about it until today at close
ReceptionTop6016 on
Daddy jenson 😩😫
Creeper15877 on
<10% beat is bearish
Cruezin on
10 for one split 
grizzly_teddy on
Holy shit my $50 NVDL calls gonna print!
DeadParallox on
In Jensen we TRUST!
mattv911 on
Get wrecked gay 🐻 and F NVDA puts
whereisdcmnsnse on
How is it going to end?
lllkill on
Asian work ethic literally got the entire US on their back
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Nvidia jumping nearly $50 after hours holy shit boys
Self off watch on people betting against NVDA…
He saved the stock market 😂
Why SPY is being shady?
Single-Handedly saved US stock market 
I’ve got a sudden rush of blood 👀
Jensen HUNG
Love you papa J
Wasn’t there a guy that bet 6 mill on selling calls in here earlier or am I mistaken?
I’m so erect
Someone check on buddy who shorted all that nvda
Gay bears Porn loss gonna be brutal this week 
Rename nasdaq go NVDAI
10 to 1 stock split. If this bitch goes to the moon again in 12 months I’ll never go to fucking Wendy’s again.
It literally did seem like the whole market revolved around this shit. We are living in a god damn simulation lol
Mom is that you?
😜 🌈🐻 in shambles
Fuck Elon, Jenson is our new savior
Ber rekt
https://preview.redd.it/4q7vpmlmm12d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6878acbd6e920e1691f5fb4cff97c7fc70d04e
Let’s goooooo
I bought at $950 last week and had my doubts. With NVDA touching $1k, 10:1 stock split, and dividend increase I may just ask my wife’s boyfriend if I can watch this time.
ETA: $30k at $950 per share. It’s about 70% of my portfolio. With the 10:1 stock split I will probably hold I indefinitely unless china invades Taiwan. So.
…….2028 potentially.
This is ridiculous.I’m shorting at open.
Stock market is almost entirely driven by human emotion/sentiment. NVDA market cap is 10x companies that have 10x the revenue NVDA does. A chart just graphs human emotion
Ai runs the market, not rate cuts. 🚀
Nvdia 1000+ already.
Thank you Papa Jenson for helping with my home down payment
Bers said NVDA’s gonna fall off a cliff after 4:20pm EDT, looks like the only thing falling off a cliff are bers’ portfolios :4271:
Elon who?
ALL HAIL JENSON! 🫡
Fuck alll you NVDA 🌈🐻!!!!
Jensen is the fuckin Mesiah!!!!
Jensen Al Gaib!!!!!!!!
Surrender to NVDA and enter tendie paradise!!!!
This is why you don’t bet against NVDA
Good thing for that 5/31 $950 call I bought this morning
We get a stock split finally!!!! Let’s fucking go!
What happened to that guy that did a yolo short? 
Incredible
Run the maffs if you had $5,000 in this company exactly 10 yrs,
and simply forgot about it until today at close
Daddy jenson 😩😫
<10% beat is bearish
10 for one split 
Holy shit my $50 NVDL calls gonna print!
In Jensen we TRUST!
Get wrecked gay 🐻 and F NVDA puts
How is it going to end?
Asian work ethic literally got the entire US on their back