Crying in the corner because I can’t fuel my gambling addict… ahm sorry my need to invest
animositisomina35 on
Anyone know how to trade maple syrup futures?
Jwelz90 on
How the fuck do I invest in BreathSavers? $7 for a small container of mints now days, but yep, the economy is fine.
newwobblywheeler on
BB:
Both QCOM and NVDA use Blackberry QNX in its automotive chips.
zjz on
App should handle holidays soon but it’s not in this version. I’m gonna do some manual goofball stuff to try and make sure call the close streaks don’t get reset.
trainwreck001 on
Dafuq happened to the weekend thread? 
Chad_Lambo on
Eating my 4th bratwurst of the weekend 
stock_dude9 on
What happens once NVDAs margins start to fall back to earth?
millennial-snowflake on
Ber on jet ski with imhotep  the new banner is an abomination
MattKozFF on
Selling war bonds
UnhappyReach on
Markets are open tomorrow???
Feeling_Efficiency93 on
Don’t worry Americans, I’ll lose enough money for all of us in the EU market tomorrow.
No-Kitchen6207 on
NVDA should be 2k easy.
trainwreck001 on
Whoever is in charge of the threads is smoking crack laced fentanyl 
Lost-Practice-5916 on
**TL;DR – Keep buying SPY leaps. Our system really is better capitalized now, better regulated and Fed has way more tools to keep credit flowing. Powellnomics, abundant reserves / liquidity policy stance formally adopted in 2019 is working extremely well.**
Highly recommend the podcast “Macro Musings” with David Beckworth. A macroeconomist at the Mercato Center.
Recent episode on the Fed Balance sheet is interesting:
Roberto Perli runs the implementation of FOMC operations at NY Fed:
>Roberto Perli is the Manager of the System Open Market Account (SOMA) and a senior leader in the New York Fed’s Markets Group. In his role, Mr. Perli is responsible for implementing monetary policy at the direction of the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC).
A good portion of the episode basically talks about the smashing success of ON RRP. How excess liquidity did a tremendous job of absorbing the shock of last year with SVB and other banks.
Not only did Fed throw a lot of money at banks last year, banks also received tremendous assistance from the FHLB system. Many of these loans were kept affordable, largely in part because of ON RRP. Money moved from RRP into these loans.
Now things have stabilized but bottom line, it created a very good cushion to prevent disaster.
In prior eras. 3 massive bank blowups could have created another 08.
Our system really is better capitalized now, better regulated and Fed has way more tools to keep credit flowing.
animositisomina35 on
If you’ve never taken on delivery of 4,000 lbs of pork, are you even trading?
HossBonaventureCEO_ on
Rewatching Chernobyl masterpiece of a mini series
ADynes on
I bought a bunch of 528p at close Friday. I’m either gonna be down $2k for the month or real happy.
Also got 300 shares of KHC and if they are still sub $36 Tuesday morning gonna buy another 300.
NRA-4-EVER on
US markets are closed tomorrow 
trainwreck001 on
We don’t care about Banks. That’s so last Century. 
NotEAcop on
I wanna do CRM calls this week because uk energy industry companies binning off SAP to use them. Not that that really matters since the UK is ghey and small as we all know.
But I thought that might mean they are doing OK and expanding etc even though Salesforce is whack and ghey itself.
But when I checked the NASDAQ insider trading thing their CEO has been selling 15k shares per day, every day in May.
It says type is “Automatic sell” I don’t know if this chump just does this every day of every year or whut he has 12.5 million shares.
I wish I hadn’t checked tbh because I never buy puts because im not a bottom. I still wanna buy calls. The fact that the CEO is dumping is priced in any way right?
No-Improvement3164 on
ARKK is down -14% YTD. How is that even possible in a bull market? I mean HYSA is beating her.
InIce1234 on
Going to short the UK and Canada tomorrow.
Diamondhands4dagainz on
NVDA up tmrw, RACE too because Leclerc won Monaco
trainwreck001 on
Has anyone checked in on Cathy Wood Not?
Do her investors have any retirement money left? 
Altruistic-Sense-593 on
U paying for the dinner or u going Dutch on a Tinder date?
trainwreck001 on
Waiting for the DOJ to shut down ARKK. This is beyond insane. 
Financial_Emu_1591 on
OKLO for another big run tomorrow
spellbadgrammargood on
if i wasn’t ugly af i would’ve made an OF, 100%.
Life-Industry-1131 on
It’s one thing to buy options, but buying a house in tornado fucking valley… special kind of special
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What’re y’all grilling tomorrow?
Daft Spunk
Crying in the corner because I can’t fuel my gambling addict… ahm sorry my need to invest
Anyone know how to trade maple syrup futures?
How the fuck do I invest in BreathSavers? $7 for a small container of mints now days, but yep, the economy is fine.
BB:
Both QCOM and NVDA use Blackberry QNX in its automotive chips.
App should handle holidays soon but it’s not in this version. I’m gonna do some manual goofball stuff to try and make sure call the close streaks don’t get reset.
Dafuq happened to the weekend thread? 
Eating my 4th bratwurst of the weekend 
What happens once NVDAs margins start to fall back to earth?
Ber on jet ski with imhotep  the new banner is an abomination
Selling war bonds
Markets are open tomorrow???
Don’t worry Americans, I’ll lose enough money for all of us in the EU market tomorrow.
NVDA should be 2k easy.
Whoever is in charge of the threads is smoking crack laced fentanyl 
**TL;DR – Keep buying SPY leaps. Our system really is better capitalized now, better regulated and Fed has way more tools to keep credit flowing. Powellnomics, abundant reserves / liquidity policy stance formally adopted in 2019 is working extremely well.**
Highly recommend the podcast “Macro Musings” with David Beckworth. A macroeconomist at the Mercato Center.
Recent episode on the Fed Balance sheet is interesting:
https://www.mercatus.org/macro-musings/roberto-perli-past-present-and-future-feds-balance-sheet
Roberto Perli runs the implementation of FOMC operations at NY Fed:
>Roberto Perli is the Manager of the System Open Market Account (SOMA) and a senior leader in the New York Fed’s Markets Group. In his role, Mr. Perli is responsible for implementing monetary policy at the direction of the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC).
A good portion of the episode basically talks about the smashing success of ON RRP. How excess liquidity did a tremendous job of absorbing the shock of last year with SVB and other banks.
Not only did Fed throw a lot of money at banks last year, banks also received tremendous assistance from the FHLB system. Many of these loans were kept affordable, largely in part because of ON RRP. Money moved from RRP into these loans.
Now things have stabilized but bottom line, it created a very good cushion to prevent disaster.
In prior eras. 3 massive bank blowups could have created another 08.
Our system really is better capitalized now, better regulated and Fed has way more tools to keep credit flowing.
If you’ve never taken on delivery of 4,000 lbs of pork, are you even trading?
Rewatching Chernobyl masterpiece of a mini series
I bought a bunch of 528p at close Friday. I’m either gonna be down $2k for the month or real happy.
Also got 300 shares of KHC and if they are still sub $36 Tuesday morning gonna buy another 300.
US markets are closed tomorrow 
We don’t care about Banks. That’s so last Century. 
I wanna do CRM calls this week because uk energy industry companies binning off SAP to use them. Not that that really matters since the UK is ghey and small as we all know.
But I thought that might mean they are doing OK and expanding etc even though Salesforce is whack and ghey itself.
But when I checked the NASDAQ insider trading thing their CEO has been selling 15k shares per day, every day in May.
It says type is “Automatic sell” I don’t know if this chump just does this every day of every year or whut he has 12.5 million shares.
I wish I hadn’t checked tbh because I never buy puts because im not a bottom. I still wanna buy calls. The fact that the CEO is dumping is priced in any way right?
ARKK is down -14% YTD. How is that even possible in a bull market? I mean HYSA is beating her.
Going to short the UK and Canada tomorrow.
NVDA up tmrw, RACE too because Leclerc won Monaco
Has anyone checked in on Cathy Wood Not?
Do her investors have any retirement money left? 
U paying for the dinner or u going Dutch on a Tinder date?
Waiting for the DOJ to shut down ARKK. This is beyond insane. 
OKLO for another big run tomorrow
if i wasn’t ugly af i would’ve made an OF, 100%.
It’s one thing to buy options, but buying a house in tornado fucking valley… special kind of special
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RC dilutes GME
Apes: this is more bullish for the squeeze!