lol Musk needs a smokescreen to convince investors to approve his $50B+ pay package.
Alien_303 on
And… its primary function would be to generate memes that Musk can tweet for the daily attention he needs to function.
slam-dunk-1 on
Jensen is what Elmo dreams himself to be x 100.
That being said, my nvda calls appreciate every last gpu order so keep it coming twitter boy
FortunaCrypto on
Mo3 on
Bruh, Musk has become such a grifter
RealRobinDaHood on
Finally unlimited FPS
GeniusEE on
Time to hike his electric rates.
Infinite_Bottle_3912 on
Isn’t he one of the main people saying AI is dangerous and could wipe out humanity? What an a hole
pecp3 on
Musk to do this, Musk to do that. How about “Musk to fix production quality issues at Tesla”, wouldn’t that be a nice headline for once?
BalognaMacaroni on
Right after full self-driving or colonizing Mars?
Status-Load-5521 on
Ah yes, it will be out in “a few years”
Just like
– full autopilot
– coast to coast
– tesla taxis that make money while you sleep
– tesla bot that does your laundry
– a submarine to rescue those kids
– the roadster
– hyperloop
– sending humans to mars
What else am i missing?
Kinu4U on
Uuuuu. Another 10B in revenue for nVda this year. 🛄 Holder
PutinsLostBlackBelt on
Whatever date he gives, add 50 years to it.
GigaRegard on
So calls on NVDA? 
DontWantToUseYourApp on
I bet he did the dr. Evil pinky in the mouth when he thought of this.
GrumbleTrainer on
No one believes this shit right?
willzterman on
My god, with such a machine he could generate untruths in picoseconds rather than microseconds
Smipims on
I don’t believe a single thing out of that man’s mouth. If it happens cool. Otherwise he’s all hype
FigNugginGavelPop on
Servers will be installed inside the Hyperloop…
MisInfo_Designer on
bullish NVDA
Jerk-22 on
No he aint
vthanki on
Yawn another headline to pump his shitty meme stock
DoctorPilotSpy on
Musk is a flake and a showman
Pimpwerx on
Keep believing Musk about shit like this. Everything is perpetually right around the corner with him. It’s all lies.
boyga01 on
All that to just copy and paste an older version of GPT.
babbagoo on
Nvidia selling a lot of shovels
IGotSkills on
I’m sure elons claims are entirely factual
WizardofJoz17 on
I mean wouldn’t a quantum computer be a better investment?
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PuzzleheadedWeb9876 on
Okay but why?
VizzleG on
$40k per GPU….so this is a $4B computer.
Wow.
bananaholster3 on
musk “hey guys ai is very dangerous we need to be careful and regulate it”
also musk “fuck it”
nthlmkmnrg on
His first use case will be to devise a way to give worms to ex girlfriends.
Fast_Garlic_5639 on
I read this in Professor Farnsworth’s voice
MrEs on
Is this to calculate how to create a functional windshield wiper?
Leverage for Elon comes from the control of technology and the self driving is the output of that. It makes nothing but sense for him to build a high leverage super computer that justifies Teslas continuing investment in artificial intelligence as the foundation value for shareholders, even if shipments of cars drop. Effectively what Elon is doing is pivoting the course strategy from manufacturing to AI, which ultimately has been an open secret. He talked about many times. so the pay packages are tied to it, the real Tesla is in artificial intelligence gathering platform and testing system for transportation, which is one of the most interruptible artificial intelligence systems as a represents a large of GDP and has a readily addressable instruction set once you figure out how to drive autonomously.
Stantron on
Musk says a lot of things. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Rent_A_Cloud on
It’s going to be racist as fuck…. The only question is who is it going to be racist against?
Dichter2012 on
I’ll believe it when I see it. Dojo’s been promised for a couple of years now, and will finally be online this July.
Typical Elon time scale and this case we don’t even have a an expected date.
Practical_Fig_1275 on
I work in the AI data center space. H100 clusters will be obsolete in “a few years” timeline they are proposing.
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lol Musk needs a smokescreen to convince investors to approve his $50B+ pay package.
And… its primary function would be to generate memes that Musk can tweet for the daily attention he needs to function.
Jensen is what Elmo dreams himself to be x 100.
That being said, my nvda calls appreciate every last gpu order so keep it coming twitter boy
Bruh, Musk has become such a grifter
Finally unlimited FPS
Time to hike his electric rates.
Isn’t he one of the main people saying AI is dangerous and could wipe out humanity? What an a hole
Musk to do this, Musk to do that. How about “Musk to fix production quality issues at Tesla”, wouldn’t that be a nice headline for once?
Right after full self-driving or colonizing Mars?
Ah yes, it will be out in “a few years”
Just like
– full autopilot
– coast to coast
– tesla taxis that make money while you sleep
– tesla bot that does your laundry
– a submarine to rescue those kids
– the roadster
– hyperloop
– sending humans to mars
What else am i missing?
Uuuuu. Another 10B in revenue for nVda this year. 🛄 Holder
Whatever date he gives, add 50 years to it.
So calls on NVDA? 
I bet he did the dr. Evil pinky in the mouth when he thought of this.
No one believes this shit right?
My god, with such a machine he could generate untruths in picoseconds rather than microseconds
I don’t believe a single thing out of that man’s mouth. If it happens cool. Otherwise he’s all hype
Servers will be installed inside the Hyperloop…
bullish NVDA
No he aint
Yawn another headline to pump his shitty meme stock
Musk is a flake and a showman
Keep believing Musk about shit like this. Everything is perpetually right around the corner with him. It’s all lies.
All that to just copy and paste an older version of GPT.
Nvidia selling a lot of shovels
I’m sure elons claims are entirely factual
I mean wouldn’t a quantum computer be a better investment?
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Okay but why?
$40k per GPU….so this is a $4B computer.
Wow.
musk “hey guys ai is very dangerous we need to be careful and regulate it”
also musk “fuck it”
His first use case will be to devise a way to give worms to ex girlfriends.
I read this in Professor Farnsworth’s voice
Is this to calculate how to create a functional windshield wiper?
“aI buBblE ColApSe coNFiRmEd!”
Can Nvidia not supply them to Musk?
Nvidia CEO – Tesla is leaps ahead of competitors.
Source?
Trust me bro.
NSA looking at this like “100,000 chips pathetic”
He should make it at least a millions chips FFS
Sure he will. In 10 years.
Double it. Not enough chips.
Leverage for Elon comes from the control of technology and the self driving is the output of that. It makes nothing but sense for him to build a high leverage super computer that justifies Teslas continuing investment in artificial intelligence as the foundation value for shareholders, even if shipments of cars drop. Effectively what Elon is doing is pivoting the course strategy from manufacturing to AI, which ultimately has been an open secret. He talked about many times. so the pay packages are tied to it, the real Tesla is in artificial intelligence gathering platform and testing system for transportation, which is one of the most interruptible artificial intelligence systems as a represents a large of GDP and has a readily addressable instruction set once you figure out how to drive autonomously.
Musk says a lot of things. I’ll believe it when I see it.
It’s going to be racist as fuck…. The only question is who is it going to be racist against?
I’ll believe it when I see it. Dojo’s been promised for a couple of years now, and will finally be online this July.
Typical Elon time scale and this case we don’t even have a an expected date.
I work in the AI data center space. H100 clusters will be obsolete in “a few years” timeline they are proposing.
But can it run Crysis on full settings