“Took me 5 months” lol 
fen-q on
“Master” lol
Randomly-Looking on
How exactly did you master the skill?
Disastrous_Dot_6941 on
Imagine posting this to your snapchat you absolute worst cunt
Tronbronson on
Master options in 6 months, trades on robin hood.
Sir do you know any of greeks?
GSoda777 on
Remindme! 1 month
doublechinchillin on
Cute that you think this is a skill lol good luck anyway
Usernamecheckout101 on
June he will have $12 left
According_Web_8907 on
I laughed at “5 months to master”, thx OP, made my day 😂
zona-curator on
You better start learning how to master flipping burger if you wanna keep your job at Wendy
No-Consequence-6807 on
Congrats! You successfully picked some pennies off the highway. Don’t stop; never stop honing that “skill”.
Why sell puts? Just sell naked calls.
Jealous_Top8696 on
Glad you’re winning but man, that one red day is bigger than any of your Green Days. The best loser wins
Huge_Effective_4727 on
5 months to master trading 🤣🤣🤣
DrSeuss1020 on
Very nice, now can we please see the all time?
LumpiestNuts on
My chart is the exact opposite of this so I flip it upside down so it looks better
SateliteDicPic on
GotHeem16 on
Bro “mastered the skill” during a month that the index was up 5%.
Everyone mastered that skill this month.
Frankus44 on
Reminds me of a time when I walked into a casino. Had $100 to my name, stood at the roulette table and put it all on black. Turns out.. it hit black. Walked out of the casino as not only a master of statistics but a professional gambler.
monkeym543 on
“Master the skill”! The skill is not mastered till you blow it all on 0dte in June.
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So did you just come here to show us your dick or are you going to give us tips on how to fuck?
Come on OP, aren’t you going to mention some course or something you’re trying to sell? lol
‘Master’ he says
“Ban him mods”
Doesn’t look like you mastered it with that huge loss in a day
Lmao, “skill”.
Can’t wait to see zero in June !
That single red bar my friend is a step away from blowing up your account
8% last month when QQQ was up 5% with a way better sharpe ratio. Hmmm sounds like a bad idea
Show the all time
That one red dildo 😂
Guys he MASTERED the skill of options in 5 months
Can’t wait to see June either brother
Remindme! 1 month
Everyone is an expert in a bull market.
Look out boys! We have a master in the house.
👀
Master In 5 months. Dude you’re are going to get wrecked. Far far from master
Forget about stop losses that one day?
You’re only a few more trading days away from being a millionaire
This account will be blown up by the end of the year if not within next few months
“Master.” Lolz.
5 months and he says he mastered rofl
MASTER ??? 
“Took me 5 months” lol 
“Master” lol
How exactly did you master the skill?
Imagine posting this to your snapchat you absolute worst cunt
Master options in 6 months, trades on robin hood.
Sir do you know any of greeks?
Remindme! 1 month
Cute that you think this is a skill lol good luck anyway
June he will have $12 left
I laughed at “5 months to master”, thx OP, made my day 😂
You better start learning how to master flipping burger if you wanna keep your job at Wendy
Congrats! You successfully picked some pennies off the highway. Don’t stop; never stop honing that “skill”.
Why sell puts? Just sell naked calls.
Glad you’re winning but man, that one red day is bigger than any of your Green Days. The best loser wins
5 months to master trading 🤣🤣🤣
Very nice, now can we please see the all time?
My chart is the exact opposite of this so I flip it upside down so it looks better
Bro “mastered the skill” during a month that the index was up 5%.
Everyone mastered that skill this month.
Reminds me of a time when I walked into a casino. Had $100 to my name, stood at the roulette table and put it all on black. Turns out.. it hit black. Walked out of the casino as not only a master of statistics but a professional gambler.
“Master the skill”! The skill is not mastered till you blow it all on 0dte in June.
Could’ve done this yesterday in one hour