I was taking the elevator in my apartment. The other passengers, a couple with a border collie, were discussing options trading.
girl: "I don't even know what an option is, is it a stock?"
guy: "It's really complicated, do you use Robinhood?"
girl: "Yeah I buy lululemon every paycheck."
guy: "Just buy some NVDA options, it can't go tits up."
This is a true, paraphrased story.
Also the dog was really cute.
Posted by moosebearbeer
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Her Lululemon gonna do pretty good tomorrow.
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Try telling that to this man. He’s signing bubbles
Oh, where to begin? First off, this conversation confirmed that you live in a building where financial expertise is directly proportional to how cute your dog is. I mean, who needs to understand the Greeks when you’ve got a Robinhood account and a passion for yoga pants?
The guy’s investment advice was top-notch, though. “It can’t go tits up”? Clearly, he’s the Warren Buffett of bad ideas. If only all stock market predictions came with that level of assurance, we’d all be lounging on private islands instead of sweating in elevators.
Meanwhile, the border collie sat there, silently judging us all, likely thinking, “I could run circles around you idiots, and I don’t even have opposable thumbs.”
It was you. Fucking weirdo listening on my chat. Also stop touching people dog without asking
My brother told me his coworker was talking to him about NVDA today saying it just keeps going up. Neither of them trade & are both law enforcement
Guy: who is Warren Buffett?
If games of trades says so it’s just a matter of waiting.
Lulu calls tomorrow?
I mean everyone has the internet and NVDA just passed Apple. It’s not some big secret stock.
Walked past a guy at the bar today as he was checking the price history of AMC on his phone.
Yep, sales guy at the auto parts store was telling me about options and how easy it is to make money off of them.
I’ll check back with him in a few weeks
Sure Rebecca
Every day someone writes that it’s a bubble.
That’s how I know we are going much higher
True story. I was the elevator AND the Collie
If we were in a bubble Dell would not be down 20%.
Calls on puts
I really need something to go tits up to stop my future in in DT from vanishing
Were either of them holding a Bath and Bodyworks shopping bag?
Its not a bubble but rebalancing.
This is like when ~~Michael Burry~~ Christian Bale has his sub-prime eureka moment in The Big Short
Post your short position regard
i totally agree that this is the chatter at or near a top
When you see Jensen buying another leather jacket is time for nvda calls.
Doesn’t matter, AI will be the stock owner if humans sell.
Everytime they say NVDA wont go up anymore it just fuckin does. Idk why man
Honestly what happens when the tits get so big that they Have to go up or down?
Sounds like his apartment is built on top of a Wendy’s.
OP WANTS TO FUCK DOGS!
I lost an another eleven dollars today. I can’t win.
Everyone and your mom has been talking about aapl and msft for decades.
And then the dog clapped