TXSE (Texas Stock Exchange) announced, yeehaw. https://i.redd.it/6m77017m7v4d1.jpeg Posted by Noobmode
OddFellow1066 on June 6, 2024 3:07 am “Wall Street” becomes “Y’All Street.” Whats not to like? Probably more bulls than bears in Texas….
logjamtheredditor on June 6, 2024 6:05 am Everything’s bigger in Texas … especially big, extremely dumb ideas like this one
stewliciou5 on June 6, 2024 7:21 am There should be a stock exchange where all stocks are shorted on margin from pension fund managers…..oh wait.
giant_shitting_ass on June 6, 2024 7:21 am It’s going to be a boon to HFT firms but otherwise will not have much of an impact. Remember, the SEC is a FEDERAL agency. All the important rules still apply.
PicklePot83 on June 6, 2024 7:39 am If they don’t have Howard Dean do the opening bell with “Ye-e-e-e-e-ha!”, then what’s even the point.
Truth-Seeker916 on June 6, 2024 8:00 am Get your lube ready! Now Blackrock and Citadel can fuck us 24/7.
busybizz23 on June 6, 2024 8:27 am New stock exchange, new arbitrage via best internet connection. Each millisec counts!
RockyMountainOyster5 on June 6, 2024 9:50 am This will go great with their 3rd world country power grid. Get ready for blackouts on the entire exchange
Ok_Somewhere4737 on June 6, 2024 10:08 am lol .. I tried to own a few Texas companies .. it went always down so good luck with that
Maleficent-Theory908 on June 6, 2024 10:10 am We are idiots down here. We can’t even offer stable electricity.
PetSoundsSucks on June 6, 2024 11:11 am Someone post the Simpsons monkey fighting meme with HEB and Texaco
bjenks2011 on June 6, 2024 11:28 am I know the SEC still has oversight here, but man these guys are fuck so many people over
ChivasBearINU on June 6, 2024 11:45 am Since everyone is a bear on this, judging on the comments, I’m therefore ALL IN ON THIS BABY! inverse Cramer effect…
barrywalker71 on June 6, 2024 12:00 pm It’ll be run as well as their power grid, and fuck just as many of their citizens.
AndrewHolyMan on June 6, 2024 12:06 pm We already have 13 markets in the country. 1) Not sure why we need another 2) Why this is such a big deal
RockyattheTop on June 6, 2024 12:29 pm This bubble is so close to fucking popping I can feel it in my dick
NoApartheidOnMars on June 6, 2024 12:29 pm And when it snows the cost of a single trade can go up to $20,000.
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TXSE – “Look at me, I’m ERCOT now”
Gets shut down before it can launch
“Wall Street” becomes “Y’All Street.” Whats not to like?
Probably more bulls than bears in Texas….
It will be done if the Texas Power grid shuts it down.
What’s the point?
This is really fucking stupid
Unregulated.
Which means, of course, insider trading.
Brought to you by Enron and Arthur Anderson
Everything’s bigger in Texas … especially big, extremely dumb ideas like this one
Backed by Blackrock and Citadel, what could possibly go wrong…
The rug pull they’ll be reading about for centuries.
fuck citadel & blackrock lmfaooo
Gonna be a deregulated shit show.
There should be a stock exchange where all stocks are shorted on margin from pension fund managers…..oh wait.
It’s going to be a boon to HFT firms but otherwise will not have much of an impact.
Remember, the SEC is a FEDERAL agency. All the important rules still apply.
If they don’t have Howard Dean do the opening bell with “Ye-e-e-e-e-ha!”, then what’s even the point.
Get your lube ready! Now Blackrock and Citadel can fuck us 24/7.
Steers n queers 🌈
New stock exchange, new arbitrage via best internet connection. Each millisec counts!
Puts on wind.
This will go great with their 3rd world country power grid. Get ready for blackouts on the entire exchange
lol .. I tried to own a few Texas companies .. it went always down so good luck with that
We are idiots down here. We can’t even offer stable electricity.
I hope this runs more smoothly than their power grid!
Looks too close to tsx lol
Someone post the Simpsons monkey fighting meme with HEB and Texaco
Calls on Stetson, oil, and coat hangers
I know the SEC still has oversight here, but man these guys are fuck so many people over
Will they offer 0 hours til expire options?
It will be a shit show like all things Texas. See ERCOT
Why not call it TXSX? Missed an opportunity.
Here in Texas it’s all about the grift….
You can trust this
Houston, we have a problem.
Since everyone is a bear on this, judging on the comments, I’m therefore ALL IN ON THIS BABY! inverse Cramer effect…
Audits are liberal propaganda yeehaw
Fully electronic 😮
It’ll be run as well as their power grid, and fuck just as many of their citizens.
We already have 13 markets in the country.
1) Not sure why we need another
2) Why this is such a big deal
I thought that was called the cattle market?
puts on the TSX!
This bubble is so close to fucking popping I can feel it in my dick
And when it snows the cost of a single trade can go up to $20,000.
I bet this is sponsored by Elon