Actually it’s pretty fucking regarded and kindergraden glue eater tier.
They literally took Jack Ma’s regard take that AI isn’t scary because he’s got [ALIBABA INTELLIGENCE](https://youtu.be/ulqRsqD0R64) and swapped out their name for Alibaba.
Really reminded me of how a dumbass copied my test in 1st grade but got caught cause they also copied my name too. Apple too high IQ to get caught like that. [BONUS: Clip above doesn’t give the full highlights of dumb shit Jack Ma said.](https://youtu.be/yG6Ay3nlB84)
Organic-Pudding5372 on
yea I associate appl with 5 year old tech made for ppl who can’t work a android so yea I don’t want any part of apple intelligence
surfaceVisuals on
gram thot activities are bullish on aapl rn
notyourregularninja on
Apple is not an artificial thing. It is a tangible asset 😂😂😂
Obsidianram on
Those two words don’t belong anywhere near each other…
GuidanceGlittering65 on
Autist intellect
StonkyDegenerate on
Apple really is the avatar of proprietaryism.
Optionzdegen on
Well Apple tried an artificial pump, didn’t work, it fits. 
Pitiful_Difficulty_3 on
People will buy flashy new iphones , bought another share today
Confident_Yam3132 on
Next thing: Adobe Intelligence
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iNtelligence
JrYo15 on
This meme template needs updated
unlock0 on
Non apple AI responses will be green
Bifetuga on
Here we go “smart money” puts on Nvidia and calls on Apple… idiots playing trends and call it “investments”
Apple intelligence: I can’t handle two buttons on my pointing device
2017Fatbob on
It will surely rot the brain..
Few_Background5187 on
We love you Steve Jobs may your soul rest in peace high in the heavens above lord god knows u wore in it for all of us
wind_dude on
apple intelligence where “set a a timer for 15 minutes” == “set a timer for 50 minutes” and that’s all we do, everything else is openAI.
warhaak on
The meeting to pick this name had to be the shortest ever
Mavnas on
Pretty sure their version is still beaten by Anonymous Indian.
Tay_Tay86 on
Yeah but GENMOJI
TomatoSpecialist6879 on
They did this petty move because they don’t want NVDA to pump while they dump every time they mention ‘AI’ or ‘Artificial Intelligence’ during the keynote, they’re trying to disassociate their tech from Nvidia. But it didn’t matter anyway since NVDA pumped the moment AAPL announced ChatGPT extension integration. It doesn’t help that it’s practically a spyware and most of their keynote being hyping up existing tech from years ago like it’s new because AAPL fans are gullible dumb fucks who’ve never use anything outside of the AAPL ecosystem.
CALCULATOR FINALLY ARRIVES ON iPAD IN 2024 BTW, REVOLUTIONARY!!!
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If Apple intelligence means Siri, I’m glad Apple separated itself from the AI group.
ldmonko on
hit like if you remember Alibaba intelligence ?
maharadun on
The introduction of “CALCULATOR” for ipad and iphones is a major ground breaking revenue generating announcement by Apple today. I am getting goosebumps hearing this and am going to grab the first ipad/iphone that comes into market with this new “calculator app” Go Tim Cook! You’ve done it once again!
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Actually it’s pretty fucking regarded and kindergraden glue eater tier.
They literally took Jack Ma’s regard take that AI isn’t scary because he’s got [ALIBABA INTELLIGENCE](https://youtu.be/ulqRsqD0R64) and swapped out their name for Alibaba.
Really reminded me of how a dumbass copied my test in 1st grade but got caught cause they also copied my name too. Apple too high IQ to get caught like that. [BONUS: Clip above doesn’t give the full highlights of dumb shit Jack Ma said.](https://youtu.be/yG6Ay3nlB84)
yea I associate appl with 5 year old tech made for ppl who can’t work a android so yea I don’t want any part of apple intelligence
gram thot activities are bullish on aapl rn
Apple is not an artificial thing. It is a tangible asset 😂😂😂
Those two words don’t belong anywhere near each other…
Autist intellect
Apple really is the avatar of proprietaryism.
Well Apple tried an artificial pump, didn’t work, it fits. 
People will buy flashy new iphones , bought another share today
Next thing: Adobe Intelligence
iNtelligence
This meme template needs updated
Non apple AI responses will be green
Here we go “smart money” puts on Nvidia and calls on Apple… idiots playing trends and call it “investments”
https://preview.redd.it/er8c9311gt5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c62bd619b0e4f229d1a0533a92cf64d4fb2799
Apple intelligence: I can’t handle two buttons on my pointing device
It will surely rot the brain..
We love you Steve Jobs may your soul rest in peace high in the heavens above lord god knows u wore in it for all of us
apple intelligence where “set a a timer for 15 minutes” == “set a timer for 50 minutes” and that’s all we do, everything else is openAI.
The meeting to pick this name had to be the shortest ever
Pretty sure their version is still beaten by Anonymous Indian.
Yeah but GENMOJI
They did this petty move because they don’t want NVDA to pump while they dump every time they mention ‘AI’ or ‘Artificial Intelligence’ during the keynote, they’re trying to disassociate their tech from Nvidia. But it didn’t matter anyway since NVDA pumped the moment AAPL announced ChatGPT extension integration. It doesn’t help that it’s practically a spyware and most of their keynote being hyping up existing tech from years ago like it’s new because AAPL fans are gullible dumb fucks who’ve never use anything outside of the AAPL ecosystem.
CALCULATOR FINALLY ARRIVES ON iPAD IN 2024 BTW, REVOLUTIONARY!!!
If Apple intelligence means Siri, I’m glad Apple separated itself from the AI group.
hit like if you remember Alibaba intelligence ?
The introduction of “CALCULATOR” for ipad and iphones is a major ground breaking revenue generating announcement by Apple today. I am getting goosebumps hearing this and am going to grab the first ipad/iphone that comes into market with this new “calculator app” Go Tim Cook! You’ve done it once again!
Android Inteligence
Shoulda called it iQ