I don’t want you guys to lose money, but I have 20k in puts and I need to make money tomorrow.
kananishino on
The rebalance is going to be a nothing burger 
-IQ200 on
The only Gen Z / Gen Alpha lingo I can get behind is Horchata Cannons. 
PhoenixFira on
If i say regarded with hard t, will the reddit police come for me?
casey-primozic on
If Jensen would only rename Blackwell to BBCWell, NVDA would moon to 1000 and it would split again.
Unitedtendies on
Nvda $137 tomorrow
ThatOneRedditBro on
My first beer in over a week.
Tomorrow, it will be a draft IPA.
wildcat1055 on
WSB poll:
* NVDA 140 tomorrow
* NVDA 140 Monday
* Crayons are a great source of carbs
girthgoblin25 on
Lotta ppl have conviction and make a play based off that. I aimlessly pick random shit and whatever hits I then develop conviction for it.
eth_dev_1 on
just looked at a girl and thought “damn shawty, I got homies more feminine than you”
WildTadpole on
Quad witching is almost always ass cheeks, idk why gards buy options expiring on quad witching lmao
SinisterStroodle on
Bears: “Aww I shouldn’t have sold my puts”
Reality: Puts still wouldn’t even be ITM
Tiny-Masterpiece-412 on
My cock has never entered a vagina
RockasaurusRex on
I imagine it must be hard to be a kinky little person. I bet that ISPs dont like when you do a Google search for “child sized bdsm gear”.
NormalRatio1082 on
Might take a break fellas, I am so fucking greedy and make good plays that make good money but hold on way too long and fuck it up. I had such a bad loss last week it almost brought me to tears and I don’t cry often. I need to reassess my strategy or get out completely
Worried_Quarter469 on
Thanos snapping 10% of AI stock prices today: perfectly rebalanced
throwingitanyway on
bitcorn PLUMMETING
rjabro on
$SN has literally never had a red day in the stocks history wtf
wintermango69 on
Goodnight y’all when I wake tomrrow Nvda better be 134 already 
bluen on
Bruhs instead of full self driving, they should call it Ghostdriver^TM
caliwillbemine on
Futes, keep on futin’
jmils26 on
Buying puts on Disney for late 2024. Everything they do turns to shit now.
-IQ200 on
You can’t spell analysis without anal & sis. 
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I don’t want you guys to lose money, but I have 20k in puts and I need to make money tomorrow.
The rebalance is going to be a nothing burger 
The only Gen Z / Gen Alpha lingo I can get behind is Horchata Cannons. 
If i say regarded with hard t, will the reddit police come for me?
If Jensen would only rename Blackwell to BBCWell, NVDA would moon to 1000 and it would split again.
Nvda $137 tomorrow
My first beer in over a week.
Tomorrow, it will be a draft IPA.
WSB poll:
* NVDA 140 tomorrow
* NVDA 140 Monday
* Crayons are a great source of carbs
Lotta ppl have conviction and make a play based off that. I aimlessly pick random shit and whatever hits I then develop conviction for it.
just looked at a girl and thought “damn shawty, I got homies more feminine than you”
Quad witching is almost always ass cheeks, idk why gards buy options expiring on quad witching lmao
Bears: “Aww I shouldn’t have sold my puts”
Reality: Puts still wouldn’t even be ITM
My cock has never entered a vagina
I imagine it must be hard to be a kinky little person. I bet that ISPs dont like when you do a Google search for “child sized bdsm gear”.
Might take a break fellas, I am so fucking greedy and make good plays that make good money but hold on way too long and fuck it up. I had such a bad loss last week it almost brought me to tears and I don’t cry often. I need to reassess my strategy or get out completely
Thanos snapping 10% of AI stock prices today: perfectly rebalanced
bitcorn PLUMMETING
$SN has literally never had a red day in the stocks history wtf
Goodnight y’all when I wake tomrrow Nvda better be 134 already 
Bruhs instead of full self driving, they should call it Ghostdriver^TM
Futes, keep on futin’
Buying puts on Disney for late 2024. Everything they do turns to shit now.
You can’t spell analysis without anal & sis. 
Holy shit. Is Rivian about to rip again?