As most people know, taking a loan and gambling with it is super risky.
That's why I thought this would be the best place to get some ideas of how you could take advantage of it.
I was looking for ideas on how to capitalize on this.
If I got a loan of 18k to pay over 18 months (minimum duration) you could invest it all on companies that pay higher dividends than the fees and use your wage to pay the monthly fee of around 1050€. (Around 6.3%)
What other idea do you have, besides calls, or if your only idea was calls how would you go about it?
Also open to discussion of other moves with loan money you might have done or plan on doing?
Revolut just created an easy to access loan program up to 30k, how could one take advantage of this?
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this is how the roaring 20s came to an end and the great depression began.
take it out and buy 0dtes
lol OP you belong here, after taxes you are looking for something with a dividend yield in the region of 10% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
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What could go wrong?
hey, it’s your ass man. Buy some lube too, just in case.
good luck!
– Work hard in school and graduate college.
– Get career in software, make 6 figures, Rent condo in HCOL
– Travel, Enjoy life, and churn credit card signup bonuses
– Build up total credit limit across all to 200k
– Balance transfer, cash advance all credit cards
– Buy primary house in LCOL area. Quit job, work at wendy’s
– Declare bankruptcy, poverty income, all CC debt wiped, primary house protected
If you’re going to do something stupid, atleast try to be smart about it lmao
put it on TQQQ
Go to work
100% just YOLO into options. You either win big or lose it all, either way you get on the Wallstreetbets hall of fame. Now doesn’t that seem worth 30k?
YOLO 27k on SPY options. Save 3k for Bankruptcy Attorney. Ultimate free roll.
Just invest it in the stock market lol
Bro thinks he cracked the code lol
Take the loan , change your account type to margin , buy deep otm weakly options with the maximum margin possible to achieve ultimate leverage. In a week you will either be sniffing coke off hookers fake titties or you will jump head first from your roof
30k in direct Mexican bonds would yield $246 per month plus recovery of the Peso currency after the election.
You had me at “I thought this would be the best place to get some ideas”.
I’ve said on here before, you don’t need to repay loans. You just say sorry and everyone moves on.
By not using it
But for more fun 0dts, shitcoins and forex tippers
Get money, hit the tables, bet on black. If you win good, if you lose delete the app.
Not financial advice 😉
Invest in QYLE etf maybe? div yield 9.02% + 6.8% YTD.
Take out the 30k loan.
0dte.
It goes right: pay back the 30k loan
It goes wrong: delete revolut app.
Done.
NLY @ 13% divvy.
ARCC and MO are two very high-yield dividends.
https://preview.redd.it/yez1o93duq8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb6c22b87e4136965338befa7df531e294f29cd
Throw it all into 0DTE SPY puts and while you’re at it grab an application to Wendy’s.
Like others have said, you’re going to need about 10% return to break even after income taxes. So you’re either looking for a dividend or bond yield above 10%, or you’re going to gamble on some stock going up 10%.
You can buy a CCC rated junk bond that yields 13.7% right now. That would both pay for your loan and give you roughly a 4% skim.
Historically, there’s about a 10% to 15% chance that your bond would default within 12 months. That would end your remaining interest payments, and you probably wouldn’t get more than half of your principle back. So then you’d be screwed on your loan. It’s literally financial Russian roulette. The probability of default is pretty close to the odds that a revolver would give you.
You could also buy a diversified turbo-junk bond fund with high yield, so you are not just exposed to one company, but the ones I looked up had yields of like 12% after management fees. So your skim would drop closer to 2% on $30k, with wipeout downside potential if the broad economy struggles.
Money markets are yielding 5% right now, so about 3.5% after taxes, with zero risk. Just taking your $1000/mo and dropping it into those would be more profitable than running a personal-loan-to-junk-bond arbitrage scheme.
Just buy FDs
[Buy a black market revolut account](https://www.quora.com/Where-is-the-best-place-to-buy-a-verified-Revolut-account), get the loan, launder it out (ie don’t be a dumbass and transfer it directly to an account traceable to yourself). Yolo that shit.
Rinse and repeat. Verified accounts go for as cheap as 100 usd per account.
Not financial advice, this is what criminals actually do. source: my job.
I’m not seeing the difference between gambling away a loan or spending a loan. You owe the money either way.
Gamble away fren.
Just invest the 1k per month that you clearly have lying around you regard
This seems like it’s gonna end well ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
And it’s gone
Nasdaq 2x leverage or another high yeild etf ( or nvda) and in one year you have 20% back at least, and in the mean time you struggle with payments but don’t take any profits. Repay and win 8% with Revolut money
Honestly, why wouldn’t this be a good idea?
Yes. Everyone please do this immediately. Also, can I buy calls on Revolut?
Time to dump $30k into fucking AMZY and CONY!
Interested. What good dividend aristocrat company gives 7% dividend.
Yep it’s a bubble
Just buy 30k of options
And film yourself walking slowly towards a camera with a video of your portfolio valuation playing live in the background during Non Farm Payrolls …
This is a *spectacularly* bad idea.
But if I were to do it, I’d take the longer term and buy LEAPS on highest conviction tickers, with the idea of selling them in a year (or six months before expiry.) I’d also put a bit in BTC – maybe 1/3 the loan amount but…yeah, I’d not do this.
Find a homeless guy, open an account for him, take the maximum amount of loan, split the money evenly and leave. Rinse and repeat.
Don’t
smartest top laner
Have you ever heard of…. OPTIONS
0dte
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if you win, rich in America
if you lose, quickly move and go be rich in Thailand