I love this for you. Please never learn how to read so you can stay with us regards here forever.
Dystopiansheep on
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
CaptJackSparrow1110 on
Why would you do that. Just sell and keep the profit
IThinkMyLegsRBroke on
OP’s face when he figures out that chipotle split today and that the stock in fact did not drop 3100 dollars.
gimmedatcrypto on
Are you really regarded or is this a joke?
Snomminator on
When you take a financial position in a company just because you stuff your face with burritos, but do absolutely zero research into what’s going on with the stock itself or how that could affect your position.
NadlesKVs on
It’s almost like there was a 50:1 split or something!
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Congrats! You belong here!
Welcome op, you belong.
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$57-59 AH 
Nobody tell him
this is great.
What a complete regard
I love this for you. Please never learn how to read so you can stay with us regards here forever.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
Why would you do that. Just sell and keep the profit
OP’s face when he figures out that chipotle split today and that the stock in fact did not drop 3100 dollars.
Are you really regarded or is this a joke?
When you take a financial position in a company just because you stuff your face with burritos, but do absolutely zero research into what’s going on with the stock itself or how that could affect your position.
It’s almost like there was a 50:1 split or something!
That’s crazy
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Nah your military fam they will let it go
The smoothest of brains
You see, when a mommy stock and a daddy stock love each other very much…
I don’t get it 🙈
OP is highly regarded and belongs here. Anyone have his wife’s phone #? I bet she’s DTF.
Nah man, sell it. You still have 49 other ones.
This is absolutely amazing.
U dumb
This is some funny stuff. You should definitely call them and let them know 😂
Holy fuck lmao a true wsb user
I’d keep them all. Even if you bought after the stock spilt, I’d still keep them all
I’m hungry now
You passed the vibe check, this is now your home.
Holy Hell
This is hilarious, did you ever figure it out OP?
Retar fucking ded
He found the infinite money glitch
Jesus fucking Christ this sub never change
Ha! I got the same. 50 contracts strike 65
Regards never die they live til their accounts hit zero
You are home son.
Highly regarded gentleman
You need to close 49 contracts
Chipotle 🤤
For fuck sake. The degenerates on this sub.
That’s called a stock split. Lol