There’s some sites on the interwebs that Wall Street could probably head to for a recruiting campaign.
Monkey_Trap on
“[JPM] recommended clients hold an overweight position in US stocks during the sell-off of 2022 before switching to recommending an underweight position in early 2023. It has stuck with that position ever since, even though the blue-chip index has surged by roughly 42 per cent since the start of that year.”
Aside from Burry and a few angry doomers, people are just here to make money and could care less about bear bull. Even if playing a crash or correction, bears know there is going to be small bounces along the way for profit taking, upside profits and repositioning to the downside.
If you wanna play gay bear, load up on CVNA 2026 20p’s. That flaming pile of dogshit was 3.50 before their lot’s stated loading up with inflated priced vehicles. They might be able to cook the books for a couple more quarters just due to their inhouse financing to degens with zero credit at 11 to 23% interest. Once their vehicles start coming back as repos in decent numbers, not even a family run crime organization will be able to cook those books for earnings.
Bads_Grammar on
they’re extinct their ports are obliterated. Everyone is here to make money and being a bear is just not the way.
Bads_Grammar on
see I have been reading this type of bearish BS for a long time and it has only made me many gains, fuck them trying to cuck us.
Pitiful_Difficulty_3 on
It’s dumb to be a bear long term. Government deficit just means currency worth less stock worth more
kylestoned on
the more kids/teens aspire to be YouTubers/streamers/influencers when they grow up, the more bearish I get
KangaBro on
This is like a sell indicator….
‘Be fearful when others are greedy.’
Will bears get rekt?
Or are we in a bearish market with only a handful of shining stars ?
HeroicTanuki on
It’s certainly possible to make money on puts in this market. Chewy was an easy one, Rivian was a good target too. Anything that surges up stupid-fast often has an immediate sell off by profit takers. Only ever buying calls or stocks is playing a game with half the pieces missing.
ccteds on
So time to short
Bromigo112 on
This headline is a sell signal
The_Juice_Gourd on
Bers going extinct is probably the signal we’ve hit market top 
InterPeritura on
I sure hope not, because that’s time to get out.
Maybe I should do more than deleverage in August.
Birmin99 on
Be bearish when no one else
ulumulu23 on
That is usually the beginning of the end 
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That’s because pride month is about to end.
There’s some sites on the interwebs that Wall Street could probably head to for a recruiting campaign.
“[JPM] recommended clients hold an overweight position in US stocks during the sell-off of 2022 before switching to recommending an underweight position in early 2023. It has stuck with that position ever since, even though the blue-chip index has surged by roughly 42 per cent since the start of that year.”
Cucks
https://youtu.be/oR93mxPxy7c?si=970DjI9erCkdyArp
They’re here guys … the bears
Aside from Burry and a few angry doomers, people are just here to make money and could care less about bear bull. Even if playing a crash or correction, bears know there is going to be small bounces along the way for profit taking, upside profits and repositioning to the downside.
If you wanna play gay bear, load up on CVNA 2026 20p’s. That flaming pile of dogshit was 3.50 before their lot’s stated loading up with inflated priced vehicles. They might be able to cook the books for a couple more quarters just due to their inhouse financing to degens with zero credit at 11 to 23% interest. Once their vehicles start coming back as repos in decent numbers, not even a family run crime organization will be able to cook those books for earnings.
they’re extinct their ports are obliterated. Everyone is here to make money and being a bear is just not the way.
see I have been reading this type of bearish BS for a long time and it has only made me many gains, fuck them trying to cuck us.
It’s dumb to be a bear long term. Government deficit just means currency worth less stock worth more
the more kids/teens aspire to be YouTubers/streamers/influencers when they grow up, the more bearish I get
This is like a sell indicator….
‘Be fearful when others are greedy.’
Will bears get rekt?
Or are we in a bearish market with only a handful of shining stars ?
It’s certainly possible to make money on puts in this market. Chewy was an easy one, Rivian was a good target too. Anything that surges up stupid-fast often has an immediate sell off by profit takers. Only ever buying calls or stocks is playing a game with half the pieces missing.
So time to short
This headline is a sell signal
Bers going extinct is probably the signal we’ve hit market top 
I sure hope not, because that’s time to get out.
Maybe I should do more than deleverage in August.
Be bearish when no one else
That is usually the beginning of the end 