Because it is not a company but the church of Elmo and the believers just got their paychecks
Dirtyhandwhiteman on
Because they hired him to crash a space station. 🤌🏻
HeroicTanuki on
Tesla is a cult, no other reason.
luka1156 on
because people hit the ask more than the bid. next question
thewanderinglorax on
Because you bought puts
DiamondRider21 on
Thanks bro 👍 I made 250
buydadip711 on
I sold my last 69 shares today at $211 and it went it to $213 so that was my contribution to the upswing
Its_CharacterForming on
Bc it’s awesome
StonkDad817 on
Because you sold
tditty16310 on
Because I sold when I was down 15%
Obamasdeadcook on
Space station going RIP
wilan727 on
People are happy with their 700% nvda gains and looking to rotate into another play.
carsonthecarsinogen on
Because people have been too bearish and now big money is pumping it so we fomo back in and then it will fall back to $170
Yes I’ve been selling near $195-$200 for a while and yea it will probably hit $250 soon 
LeakMyBigBowls on
Bc you sold
elysiansaurus on
Fake pump before the real dump tomorrow.
FlatAd768 on
End of quarter hype of sales of cars.
After car numbers release it’ll dump
masterpiece77 on
Thank you for your continued sacrifice.
cryptocraft on
Cause so many midwits on here announced they were shorting it.
Skilled626 on
Because shorters, put
tyrochaaacc on
Cause you sold😭
Wheredoesthisonego on
Front loaded CT sales?
No-Engineer-4692 on
He bought Nike
Street_Lettuce_80 on
Reasons
lfenske on
Typical Tesla security holder. “Wait, why did I make money”?
Outrageous-Ruin-5226 on
Elon blew the guy who got owns the fed, I swear its true my cousin who just happens to be a one eye clown told me.
thenihilist_ on
Elon financed the first coup d ‘etat in Bolivia when Evo Morales was president there. Just to try to take over their lithium mines there. There was another coup d ‘etat attempt in Bolivia again last week. someone still wants free lithium. only reason why this is going up ….
business_warrior on
Because I said so.
The_Gucci_General on
Because everyone bought puts
PckMan on
Tesla puts
ShunFutures on
Pump fake for upcoming earning
BIOHAZARD594 on
This stock is like an old man’s cock. Hard for ten mins! Make sure to sell. Absolute shit future.
KindlyTie6602 on
Someone is doing a hell of a gamma squeeze on it.
BIOHAZARD594 on
Fuck you that’s why!
FedSmokerrr on
It’s the July pump which happens every year ahead of the massive slump that runs q3 until late q1 the next year.
Unfinishe_Masterpiec on
So you were bullish on TSLA, then decided to sell after positive news on robotaxi, Optimus, Elon staying with the company, etc. ?
bagelwhore_x0 on
They were waiting on you to sell
AnonymousBobC on
down_4_digits
Name almost checks out!!!
_Curgin on
Because nothing in the stock market has any tie to reality. It’s a measurement of the emotional state of the ultra wealthy.
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Because it is not a company but the church of Elmo and the believers just got their paychecks
Because they hired him to crash a space station. 🤌🏻
Tesla is a cult, no other reason.
because people hit the ask more than the bid. next question
Because you bought puts
Thanks bro 👍 I made 250
I sold my last 69 shares today at $211 and it went it to $213 so that was my contribution to the upswing
Bc it’s awesome
Because you sold
Because I sold when I was down 15%
Space station going RIP
People are happy with their 700% nvda gains and looking to rotate into another play.
Because people have been too bearish and now big money is pumping it so we fomo back in and then it will fall back to $170
Yes I’ve been selling near $195-$200 for a while and yea it will probably hit $250 soon 
Bc you sold
Fake pump before the real dump tomorrow.
End of quarter hype of sales of cars.
After car numbers release it’ll dump
Thank you for your continued sacrifice.
Cause so many midwits on here announced they were shorting it.
Because shorters, put
Cause you sold😭
Front loaded CT sales?
He bought Nike
Reasons
Typical Tesla security holder. “Wait, why did I make money”?
Elon blew the guy who got owns the fed, I swear its true my cousin who just happens to be a one eye clown told me.
Elon financed the first coup d ‘etat in Bolivia when Evo Morales was president there. Just to try to take over their lithium mines there. There was another coup d ‘etat attempt in Bolivia again last week. someone still wants free lithium. only reason why this is going up ….
Because I said so.
Because everyone bought puts
Tesla puts
Pump fake for upcoming earning
This stock is like an old man’s cock. Hard for ten mins! Make sure to sell. Absolute shit future.
Someone is doing a hell of a gamma squeeze on it.
Fuck you that’s why!
It’s the July pump which happens every year ahead of the massive slump that runs q3 until late q1 the next year.
So you were bullish on TSLA, then decided to sell after positive news on robotaxi, Optimus, Elon staying with the company, etc. ?
They were waiting on you to sell
down_4_digits
Name almost checks out!!!
Because nothing in the stock market has any tie to reality. It’s a measurement of the emotional state of the ultra wealthy.