Puts on Robinhood can’t even fill orders they force u to sell now I have an expired contract with a pending sell and the lowest possible amount($30 lotto but still)
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Fuckin A…Till Monday 
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Holy fuck my HIMS calls somehow printed. Guess this is what the top feels like.
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NVDA big ghey today
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This might be the most brutal time for bears in market history, what the hell is going on, I’m up a couple thousands every single trading day 
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# AI Discussion Summary
– Many people think NVDA and TSLA are in real trouble, and plan to ‘buy the dip’. Someone found out the hard way that “safe, slow investments” aren’t as good as riskier trades, particularly options.
– Inflation worries abound, and many are unhappy with the Fed’s performance. Due to this and other factors such as concerns about the upcoming USAA earnings report, banks were down in price today.
– Someone who already lost a lot of money is going “all in”, transforming their $1000 into either zero or $100,000.
– A survey of highly-paid professions is derided, with some wishing for stimulus money, and others hiding their actual profession of truck-driver.
My NVDA puts closed at +24%, you know what that means. I’m fucked come Monday lol
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forgot to close my short call position on TQQQ so now Ill have to realize my 17k gain 😹
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I am normally a short strangle direction-neutral trader, but man, am I tired of fighting the trend. decided to get super long today…
(that means rally might be over).
but really, until ATM calls stop being .60 delta, just buy everything.
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I have good news and bad news. Your option is in the money. Bad news it’s ah
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I still like CHWY. 
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ASTS GANG ASSEMBLE
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Overfelt21 made a bet that AMZN would go to 208.0 within **3 days** when it was 199.944 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
After missing the META dip to $90 and seeing where it is now barely 2 years later, I wasn’t going to let the TSLA dip slip thru my fingers. Glad I bought that bigly.
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/slagathorz made a bet that NVDA would go to 133.37 within **2 days** when it was 127.192 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
went with 200 128 7/12 down 20% in 10 min LOL
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!p NVDA
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Lots of comments saying bulls with lose everything when a red day finally comes. Can anyone explain this to me? I bought at the money puts every single day and they all got crushed non stop. At the same time, many bulls here somehow made 500% – 14,000% this week so even if the market falls 50% in a day and they lose 50%, don’t they still come out ahead from where they started?
Why shouldn’t I just wait for a dip and buy calls if it’s this easy? Something doesn’t add up here.
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THE MOUSE WILL DIE
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I don’t fuck around, I fuck over and through
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I can’t decide If I should keep holding Google
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Until there’s proof of extraterrestrial life, we should just go back to the model with the Earth as the center of the universe
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/pi_stickz made a bet that SPY would go to 560.0 within **1 day** when it was 551.054 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Sold my TSLA 7/19 $250 Calls at open for over 50% profit. Put that into 26 SPY 7/5 $552 Calls at .95 and sold those for 1.61. Put all of that into 44 SPY 7/5 $553 Calls at .95 and sold those for 1.39. Rolled that 6k into 2 META 8/2 $540 Calls. Going to ride those bad boys through earnings
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All WSB: Lol, RDDT doesn’t make money and will tank, obviously.
Market:
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It’s nearly 2pm and it’s already too hot to kidnap children, the van life sucks
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Bears literally shouldn’t be allowed to vote
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# S&P500 hit an all time high, the third of this week.
# Nasdaq closed at record, as well.
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What’s the next pump? It was meta today. Tell me!!!
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Ahhh yes real actual true 🅱️eekend instead of fake 🅱️eekend on Thursday
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SPY green next week too? 
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Puts on Robinhood can’t even fill orders they force u to sell now I have an expired contract with a pending sell and the lowest possible amount($30 lotto but still)
Fuckin A…Till Monday 
Holy fuck my HIMS calls somehow printed. Guess this is what the top feels like.
NVDA big ghey today
This might be the most brutal time for bears in market history, what the hell is going on, I’m up a couple thousands every single trading day 
# AI Discussion Summary
– Many people think NVDA and TSLA are in real trouble, and plan to ‘buy the dip’. Someone found out the hard way that “safe, slow investments” aren’t as good as riskier trades, particularly options.
– Inflation worries abound, and many are unhappy with the Fed’s performance. Due to this and other factors such as concerns about the upcoming USAA earnings report, banks were down in price today.
– Someone who already lost a lot of money is going “all in”, transforming their $1000 into either zero or $100,000.
– A survey of highly-paid professions is derided, with some wishing for stimulus money, and others hiding their actual profession of truck-driver.
My NVDA puts closed at +24%, you know what that means. I’m fucked come Monday lol
forgot to close my short call position on TQQQ so now Ill have to realize my 17k gain 😹
I am normally a short strangle direction-neutral trader, but man, am I tired of fighting the trend. decided to get super long today…
(that means rally might be over).
but really, until ATM calls stop being .60 delta, just buy everything.
I have good news and bad news. Your option is in the money. Bad news it’s ah
I still like CHWY. 
ASTS GANG ASSEMBLE
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Overfelt21 made a bet that AMZN would go to 208.0 within **3 days** when it was 199.944 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
After missing the META dip to $90 and seeing where it is now barely 2 years later, I wasn’t going to let the TSLA dip slip thru my fingers. Glad I bought that bigly.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/slagathorz made a bet that NVDA would go to 133.37 within **2 days** when it was 127.192 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 8 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
went with 200 128 7/12 down 20% in 10 min LOL
!p NVDA
Lots of comments saying bulls with lose everything when a red day finally comes. Can anyone explain this to me? I bought at the money puts every single day and they all got crushed non stop. At the same time, many bulls here somehow made 500% – 14,000% this week so even if the market falls 50% in a day and they lose 50%, don’t they still come out ahead from where they started?
Why shouldn’t I just wait for a dip and buy calls if it’s this easy? Something doesn’t add up here.
THE MOUSE WILL DIE
I don’t fuck around, I fuck over and through
I can’t decide If I should keep holding Google
Until there’s proof of extraterrestrial life, we should just go back to the model with the Earth as the center of the universe
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/pi_stickz made a bet that SPY would go to 560.0 within **1 day** when it was 551.054 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Ngl I bought tsla calls this morning and then it immediately plummeted. My asshole was clenched all day
Nvda being disappointing but the market is still rocketing crazy stuff !
Why is everyone freaking out about NVDA it’s legit only down not even 2%. Fuckin regards buying 0 dtes
Why is AMZN so tired?
Smile and feed a child! https://nskn.co/xf64Gx
!banbet NVDA 120 7d
Sbux puts been carrying !
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/DistinguishedIdiot made a bet that NVDA would go to 135.0 within **2 days** when it was 127.483 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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What a day!
Sold my TSLA 7/19 $250 Calls at open for over 50% profit. Put that into 26 SPY 7/5 $552 Calls at .95 and sold those for 1.61. Put all of that into 44 SPY 7/5 $553 Calls at .95 and sold those for 1.39. Rolled that 6k into 2 META 8/2 $540 Calls. Going to ride those bad boys through earnings
All WSB: Lol, RDDT doesn’t make money and will tank, obviously.
Market:
It’s nearly 2pm and it’s already too hot to kidnap children, the van life sucks
Bears literally shouldn’t be allowed to vote
# S&P500 hit an all time high, the third of this week.
# Nasdaq closed at record, as well.
What’s the next pump? It was meta today. Tell me!!!
Ahhh yes real actual true 🅱️eekend instead of fake 🅱️eekend on Thursday
SPY green next week too? 