Admittedly, I am likely to squander this free haul that my mom, bless her heart, diligently crafted, but if I’m not a millionaire, how the hell am I ever going to afford putting her into a retirement home that serves chicken fingers a la mode and frozen custard?

    In March of 2010, that saint bought a fledgling biotech company with a dream: what if we could lose weight without the harms of physical exercise or diet? What if we could help everyone achieve the gaunt look of fashion models? What if people could eat all the Dumpster Wendy’s they wanted?

    She purchased 50 shares of Eli Lilly on that fateful day, and I am staring at a 2,400% gain on that investment. Now, it might seem crazy, but that’s where you regards come in; if I can replicate this just once more, I will turn my pitiful 45k into, if my math is as good as my seventh grade teacher said it is, a cool 1.2 milly, or real wife-changing money!

    So, I’m searching for answers (or should I say options); what is the way?

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    Posted by Big24

    2 Comments

    1. LegolasofMirkwood on

      Sorry man, unless it’s a Robinhood screenshot I can’t read what’s going on :/

    2. I think you should likely not do a single thing with that money other than invest in a very safe money market fund.

      Absolutely do not go down any ape rabbit holes. They are, 100%, get poor quick schemes

      Your mom hit a winner. Try to find the next winner that will bear fruit in 5 years

      DO NOT BE GREEDY

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