Mmm mmm all that jelly and no toast 
ManyCommunications on
Need NVDA to go to low 120’s again. So we can all make money loading up on cheap calls. Yesterday’s dip was magical for taking profit today.
ptn_huil0 on
I bought Spy calls on the dip right before close and they are already up! 
iamchromes on
Jesus Christ what a rug
Rickyskeets69 on
calls and puts printed today, THANK God I am on top… now working on next week’s game plan… May The Gains Be With You 💪
averagenoodle on
Bulls extra quiet after that ass slapping they received EOD 
saw-it on
Can NVDA stop closing like a bitch
skin_flute_player on
Damn bols and bers all got a surprise butthole fingering today 
Honestly_Anon on
i sold my tsla 245c at open… i am so sad and dumb 
Plenty_Homework17 on
ok nvda so you drop 5,5% yesterday and up 1,5% today. thank you so much you piece of shit. 
Dismal_While579 on
**DID WE FINALLY BEAT MEDICARE?**
DiamondComfortable50 on
Surfing with the flag did in fact, not work out for the longer term for zuck 
CPA-hole on
I’m done trading for 66 hours
ThinkingOfTheOldDays on
PHAT AZZ
shylockxs on
Checking in on my PayPal (pypl) bag holders. We’re over $60 today. Everyone ok? Fear not, there will be a Seeking Alpha article soon urging us to BuY mOrE oF tHe sToCk! The turnaround is right around the corner!!! Swear to dog!
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/nocashflow_ made a bet that SPY would go to 570.0 within **3 days** when it was 556.985 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
The market opens at 6:30 where I’m from 
Snooprematic on
I sold you theta. Hate me if you must. 💵💵💵
DegenerateGambler556 on
What’s absolutely regarded is my paper account where I absolutely yolo like a complete regard went from 100K to 1M this year. My actual account where I try to play it careful and smart I’m barely breaking even
iamchromes on
Plus $10k week. Thank you Bull God
ssralf on
Haven’t had a week this fucked in a long time. Just don’t fill any of my sell orders. Lovely. Aggot market
Southern-Hat383 on
Fool me, can’t get fooled again.
Phoenix-ashesh on
That was not a nice finish, I wonder if this continue on Monday
Alf0ns02 on
Good week, drop at the end felt fake as hell
thezenunderground on
Bought NVDA calls on the dip.
Bought ULTA calls, which I believe is going to up 50 bucks next week
stonkguru42069 on
Today was a bounce Monday will keep drilling down to 555
Imagine taking a beating the whole round and being knocked down over and over. And then you throw one good punch at the end of the round, and you think you are winning the fight.
NVDAismygod on
Absolutely scam market. Next week going to be heinous
pineapplekiwipen on
The worst part about that close is I can’t tell whether to be bul or ber for monday
callmemaverik_ on
What sounds good for lunch?
DegenerateGambler556 on
Fuck you after hours and pre market. Deceptive low volume having ass deceptive sons of bitches. Go fuck yourself
Also have a good weekend I’ll see you degenerates again Monday
Saaan on
Alright, here we go. 
headless429 on
Made $200 swinging TQQQ and SQQQ today. Procrastinated at work, have some deadlines coming up, hope I don’t get laid off for this $200 
Rohlikson on
made +600% on spy 0dte LFG
Real_shumagorath on
THE IDEA
KingKillrSheerWillr- on
Man I love trading.
Open the fkn casino.
Who_is_Your_Zaddy on
As the saying goes, bulls make money; bers make money; pigs get slaughtered.
Forwarder_1 on
TSLA 300 next week
backleftwindowseat on
Sold my puts and bought calls around 2:30pm. Mistakes were made.
Ok_GAINZ on
another weekend….. ghey
Wonderful-GapUp on
It’s a prank bro look there’s the camera 
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Mmm mmm all that jelly and no toast 
Need NVDA to go to low 120’s again. So we can all make money loading up on cheap calls. Yesterday’s dip was magical for taking profit today.
I bought Spy calls on the dip right before close and they are already up! 
Jesus Christ what a rug
calls and puts printed today, THANK God I am on top… now working on next week’s game plan… May The Gains Be With You 💪
Bulls extra quiet after that ass slapping they received EOD 
Can NVDA stop closing like a bitch
Damn bols and bers all got a surprise butthole fingering today 
i sold my tsla 245c at open… i am so sad and dumb 
ok nvda so you drop 5,5% yesterday and up 1,5% today. thank you so much you piece of shit. 
**DID WE FINALLY BEAT MEDICARE?**
Surfing with the flag did in fact, not work out for the longer term for zuck 
I’m done trading for 66 hours
PHAT AZZ
Checking in on my PayPal (pypl) bag holders. We’re over $60 today. Everyone ok? Fear not, there will be a Seeking Alpha article soon urging us to BuY mOrE oF tHe sToCk! The turnaround is right around the corner!!! Swear to dog!
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/nocashflow_ made a bet that SPY would go to 570.0 within **3 days** when it was 556.985 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 5 wins and 42 losses
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The recession!!! 
The market opens at 6:30 where I’m from 
I sold you theta. Hate me if you must. 💵💵💵
What’s absolutely regarded is my paper account where I absolutely yolo like a complete regard went from 100K to 1M this year. My actual account where I try to play it careful and smart I’m barely breaking even
Plus $10k week. Thank you Bull God
Haven’t had a week this fucked in a long time. Just don’t fill any of my sell orders. Lovely. Aggot market
Fool me, can’t get fooled again.
That was not a nice finish, I wonder if this continue on Monday
Good week, drop at the end felt fake as hell
Bought NVDA calls on the dip.
Bought ULTA calls, which I believe is going to up 50 bucks next week
Today was a bounce Monday will keep drilling down to 555
Sofi bb girl 🚀
Imagine taking a beating the whole round and being knocked down over and over. And then you throw one good punch at the end of the round, and you think you are winning the fight.
Absolutely scam market. Next week going to be heinous
The worst part about that close is I can’t tell whether to be bul or ber for monday
What sounds good for lunch?
Fuck you after hours and pre market. Deceptive low volume having ass deceptive sons of bitches. Go fuck yourself
Also have a good weekend I’ll see you degenerates again Monday
Alright, here we go. 
Made $200 swinging TQQQ and SQQQ today. Procrastinated at work, have some deadlines coming up, hope I don’t get laid off for this $200 
made +600% on spy 0dte LFG
THE IDEA
Man I love trading.
Open the fkn casino.
As the saying goes, bulls make money; bers make money; pigs get slaughtered.
TSLA 300 next week
Sold my puts and bought calls around 2:30pm. Mistakes were made.
another weekend….. ghey
It’s a prank bro look there’s the camera 