If ur going to go on twitter and talk about how shit you are, might as well join wsb
McKoijion on
If you screw up, own it. Don’t post a butthurt tweet about it.
TesticlesSpectacle on
I wish I could be this bad at my job and make as much money as she does
wallstreetbetsdebts on
Bunch of dumb fucktards
ToastROvenFire on
That and her research must be nonexistent. Anyone I know from engineers to tool and die makers who has spent time in a Tesla plant says they are massively inefficient
Prolapsed_butthole on
Before selling Amazon in 2001, had I known they would move out of Bezos’ garage, we would have held.
WirelessRanger on
“If I had known what stocks would have performed well, my fund would have made more money.”
toi80QC on
ARKKham asylum.. I imagine it’s kinda fun to get paid for losing other people’s money.
retard_trader on
Being a hedge fund manager and crying on twitter because you suck is crazy work lol
Steaminmcbeanymuffin on
As someone that has watched her entire trajectory, I really do not like this woman
Cold-Permission-5249 on
How is she still relevant?
eclectic22 on
She is still highly regarded.
jdakidd13 on
I too sell all my stock right before they moon. She truly is one of us! 
Necronphobia on
I can’t believe this is a real tweet.
Academic_District224 on
Oh Cathie.
daxtaslapp on
She’s fucked
Realistic_Olive_6665 on
I remember someone telling me how great of an investor she was in 2021. The same person had to admit that she was horrible after 2022. Given her apparent strategy of making concentrated investments in hyped up tech stocks, she really should have made the most of NVDA. Missing that opportunity really was the cherry on top. She has no idea what she is doing and never should have been taken seriously.
PrestigiousMacaron31 on
nvidia sells the shovels cathie lol
cheapb98 on
No shit, had I known, I would not only have kept mine but bought more.
OppositeFingat on
It’s fine because God told her to.
Draiko on
Sounds like someone is losing clients over her bad moves. Lol.
Her entire job was to know this kind of stuff. She was supposed to hire a team that was capable of finding this stuff out before the market can react.
Missing this is a huge mistake… career-ending mistake.
Frosti11icus on
Are Microsoft and Nvidia not going to be prime beneficiaries of AI?
analyticnomad1 on
Man. If I knew last weeks lotto Powerball were 09 55 59 66 69 21, I would have just bought a ticket.
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If ur going to go on twitter and talk about how shit you are, might as well join wsb
If you screw up, own it. Don’t post a butthurt tweet about it.
I wish I could be this bad at my job and make as much money as she does
Bunch of dumb fucktards
That and her research must be nonexistent. Anyone I know from engineers to tool and die makers who has spent time in a Tesla plant says they are massively inefficient
Before selling Amazon in 2001, had I known they would move out of Bezos’ garage, we would have held.
“If I had known what stocks would have performed well, my fund would have made more money.”
ARKKham asylum.. I imagine it’s kinda fun to get paid for losing other people’s money.
Being a hedge fund manager and crying on twitter because you suck is crazy work lol
As someone that has watched her entire trajectory, I really do not like this woman
How is she still relevant?
She is still highly regarded.
I too sell all my stock right before they moon. She truly is one of us! 
I can’t believe this is a real tweet.
Oh Cathie.
She’s fucked
I remember someone telling me how great of an investor she was in 2021. The same person had to admit that she was horrible after 2022. Given her apparent strategy of making concentrated investments in hyped up tech stocks, she really should have made the most of NVDA. Missing that opportunity really was the cherry on top. She has no idea what she is doing and never should have been taken seriously.
nvidia sells the shovels cathie lol
No shit, had I known, I would not only have kept mine but bought more.
It’s fine because God told her to.
Sounds like someone is losing clients over her bad moves. Lol.
Her entire job was to know this kind of stuff. She was supposed to hire a team that was capable of finding this stuff out before the market can react.
Missing this is a huge mistake… career-ending mistake.
Are Microsoft and Nvidia not going to be prime beneficiaries of AI?
Man. If I knew last weeks lotto Powerball were 09 55 59 66 69 21, I would have just bought a ticket.