Puts Crowdstrike, but in all seriousness, crazy global outage!
Soreal45 on
When your cyber security service is the cause of your outage it’s game over.
HeiPando on
SentinelOne calls?
robmafia on
this is insane. none of the broker apps will allow me to buy puts on crwd right now. their outage must have impacted everything!
planes will fall out of the sky like tables. society will tear itself apart like an angry child with a napkin!
someone, get to big ben asap and unplug the internet!
ZaphodBeeblebrox on
It’s insane to me that they have no communication of this on their landing page or Twitter at the time of me posting this. Just some generic post behind some log-in page.
Like they have zero disaster management in place.
AzzholePutinBannedMe on
good. crowdstrike is garbage and I hate it
preVizsla93 on
I’m shorting. I’ve put an order today
Auxilae on
**UPDATE**: Down ~~11%~~ ~~14%~~ **17%** so far to ~~$303.00~~ ~~$293.00~~ **$285.00**. Will we see $275 today? $260?
Microsoft is down as well. We will see more issues throughout the day as headlines increase. It depends on which major US companies will be affected. This could send an entire market crash depending on the severity and how many major companies will be caught in the turmoil.
Snooprematic on
Bussin!
sdd-wrangler5 on
“Crowdstrike is done”. Look the stock up in european markets. its down 10%. Look up 52 week performance….over 100%
Mate, i dont think being up over 100% in a year can be considered “done”
Wise_Radio6213 on
All of our 20 pc aren’t working at work right now and my supervisor is on the phone tryna fix it like if he knows how to…💀
MellowedHigh on
I’ve been stuck in the ATL airport for like ten hours now. Hope these motherfuckers crash and burn.
Fetlocks_Glistening on
Took me a while to figure out how in hell a Counterstrike update would cause a worldwide internet issue
rain168 on
SWE probably bought a ton of puts this week and then rolled out the bugged update after.
What a pro.
rain168 on
4D chess play to buy calls on AAPL since they are not affected at all!
dialupdollars on
To shreds, you say?
IngSoc_Defector on
It’s not just airlines, it’s practically every industry right now. Hospitals, too. They have almost 30k clients.
fukc_I_AM_A_PRIKC on
No, just the poor new guy who made the change is done
mcs5280 on
In this market they will V to ATH and be green by end of day.
DiscombobulatedNet58 on
I’m dumb can someone explain to me how Crowdstrike’s outage is reaching so far? Even with its growth it’s still a fairly small cybersecurity company, how could the outage it caused impact almost everything?
Any_Barber8215 on
These last few days have really smacked me in the face
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Puts?
Puts Crowdstrike, but in all seriousness, crazy global outage!
When your cyber security service is the cause of your outage it’s game over.
SentinelOne calls?
this is insane. none of the broker apps will allow me to buy puts on crwd right now. their outage must have impacted everything!
planes will fall out of the sky like tables. society will tear itself apart like an angry child with a napkin!
someone, get to big ben asap and unplug the internet!
It’s insane to me that they have no communication of this on their landing page or Twitter at the time of me posting this. Just some generic post behind some log-in page.
Like they have zero disaster management in place.
good. crowdstrike is garbage and I hate it
I’m shorting. I’ve put an order today
**UPDATE**: Down ~~11%~~ ~~14%~~ **17%** so far to ~~$303.00~~ ~~$293.00~~ **$285.00**. Will we see $275 today? $260?
**SECOND MAJOR UPDATE**: [United, Delta and American Airlines issue global ground stop on all flights](https://abcnews.go.com/US/american-airlines-issues-global-ground-stop-flights/story?id=112092372).
Wish I grabbed some of these yesterday
Microsoft is down as well. We will see more issues throughout the day as headlines increase. It depends on which major US companies will be affected. This could send an entire market crash depending on the severity and how many major companies will be caught in the turmoil.
Bussin!
“Crowdstrike is done”. Look the stock up in european markets. its down 10%. Look up 52 week performance….over 100%
Mate, i dont think being up over 100% in a year can be considered “done”
All of our 20 pc aren’t working at work right now and my supervisor is on the phone tryna fix it like if he knows how to…💀
I’ve been stuck in the ATL airport for like ten hours now. Hope these motherfuckers crash and burn.
Took me a while to figure out how in hell a Counterstrike update would cause a worldwide internet issue
SWE probably bought a ton of puts this week and then rolled out the bugged update after.
What a pro.
4D chess play to buy calls on AAPL since they are not affected at all!
To shreds, you say?
It’s not just airlines, it’s practically every industry right now. Hospitals, too. They have almost 30k clients.
No, just the poor new guy who made the change is done
In this market they will V to ATH and be green by end of day.
I’m dumb can someone explain to me how Crowdstrike’s outage is reaching so far? Even with its growth it’s still a fairly small cybersecurity company, how could the outage it caused impact almost everything?
These last few days have really smacked me in the face