What could go wrong, we have already been bleeding red last 2 days 
Travelplaylearn on
Which regard did this?
MahBenPhelps on
They’re cooked. Look what happened to Fastly when it happened to them. They’re not going to recover from this.
Xtianus21 on
Is Palo Alto the DFV play here?
MMD4000 on
I couldn’t buy a packet of chips in rural Australia because of this. I was really hungry.
rcbjfdhjjhfd on
Do the needful
SparrowJack1 on
This is gonna get hella expensive for CRWD. They could get sued to death.
Wonko-D-Sane on
This reminds me of the time I bricked the all high school computer labs in one go when I broke the Remote Desktop/keylogger trash malware ( timbuktu or whatever crap it was called) installed to “supervise” the students…
I can’t believe shit like this is allowed on computers in the name of security
HardlyDecent on
And in the end, just before the worldwide riots and destruction of the planet once called Earth, it was not a terrorist attack, nor pandemic, nor civil war, nor wayward meteor, nor even a rogue AI. No, it was Larry in IT. See he hadn’t slept well the night before, having had a big argument with his wife and gone to sleep with the issue unresolved. Groggy, he filled his coffee mug and rushed out the door to work at CrowdStrike, where he managed the servers. In his foggy state, however, he neglected to grab the lid to his mug. On one of Larry’s many early trips to the bathroom (he had a growing prostate that he was as of yet unaware), he tripped on the leg of a rolling chair (most likely left in the way by Kyle…fucking Kyle) and in his stumbling Larry managed to dowse one of the main servers in coffee shorting out that server, as well as power to the entire facility.
The lesson here children, is to just make your wife happy.
kcasper on
Me and two dozen coworkers are getting an hour long break at the start of our shift. I work at a distribution center. This will add 30 minutes to an hour for up to several hundred employees.
obsessedsoul on
An email was sent earlier this morning about this…they say it wasn’t a cyberattack it was an update that disabled many windows PCs and servers, but I’m not buying it.
ElderGoose4 on
Leave the World Behind (2023)
Llee00 on
one techbro could literally stop all of the airports and banks in the west. bravo.
Legitimate-Source-61 on
80bn market cap of Crowdstrike… do you think the tsunami of claims for loss of income are going to hurt them? Do they have good insurance?
Remindme! In 1 year
AndrewHolyMan on
How did QA not catch this? Why roll out a new version to production before putting in on dev/test?
Comfortable-Low-3391 on
Stop using windows folks! Computers are too business critical to rely on Microsoft products.
getwhirleddotcom on
Everyone’s gonna gloss over the fact that OP edited the title to something not found anywhere in the article?
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More than likely this is a Russian hacking operation aimed at harming the US economy
Wow.
Good it is night now.
Just play Call of Duty instead, duh
Could be a play like FSLY was a few years back where an outage that affected Amazon, Google and other major players. FSLY ended the day UP 10%.
Not just US, Europe is having major outages as well and probably entire world.
Which asshole deployed the shitty code?
We’ll need security software for security software soon 😂
There must be whole teams within Crowdstrike self-immolating rn
Crwd puts work for anyone on robinhood?
Crowdstrike; headquarters in Texas for that Big Protection (outsourced on upwork for max roi)
Puts are gonna print
Crowdstike striking crowds in airport!
0dte puts will be 1000 baggers
Someone didn’t do the needful.
Choosing for the safest solution with Boeing these days
So [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1e6ms9z/crowdstrike_is_not_worth_83_billion_dollars/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) from 11 hours ago had amazing timing and will be rich today?
What could go wrong, we have already been bleeding red last 2 days 
Which regard did this?
They’re cooked. Look what happened to Fastly when it happened to them. They’re not going to recover from this.
Is Palo Alto the DFV play here?
I couldn’t buy a packet of chips in rural Australia because of this. I was really hungry.
Do the needful
This is gonna get hella expensive for CRWD. They could get sued to death.
This reminds me of the time I bricked the all high school computer labs in one go when I broke the Remote Desktop/keylogger trash malware ( timbuktu or whatever crap it was called) installed to “supervise” the students…
I can’t believe shit like this is allowed on computers in the name of security
And in the end, just before the worldwide riots and destruction of the planet once called Earth, it was not a terrorist attack, nor pandemic, nor civil war, nor wayward meteor, nor even a rogue AI. No, it was Larry in IT. See he hadn’t slept well the night before, having had a big argument with his wife and gone to sleep with the issue unresolved. Groggy, he filled his coffee mug and rushed out the door to work at CrowdStrike, where he managed the servers. In his foggy state, however, he neglected to grab the lid to his mug. On one of Larry’s many early trips to the bathroom (he had a growing prostate that he was as of yet unaware), he tripped on the leg of a rolling chair (most likely left in the way by Kyle…fucking Kyle) and in his stumbling Larry managed to dowse one of the main servers in coffee shorting out that server, as well as power to the entire facility.
The lesson here children, is to just make your wife happy.
Me and two dozen coworkers are getting an hour long break at the start of our shift. I work at a distribution center. This will add 30 minutes to an hour for up to several hundred employees.
An email was sent earlier this morning about this…they say it wasn’t a cyberattack it was an update that disabled many windows PCs and servers, but I’m not buying it.
Leave the World Behind (2023)
one techbro could literally stop all of the airports and banks in the west. bravo.
80bn market cap of Crowdstrike… do you think the tsunami of claims for loss of income are going to hurt them? Do they have good insurance?
Remindme! In 1 year
How did QA not catch this? Why roll out a new version to production before putting in on dev/test?
Stop using windows folks! Computers are too business critical to rely on Microsoft products.
Everyone’s gonna gloss over the fact that OP edited the title to something not found anywhere in the article?
https://preview.redd.it/44178uzbugdd1.png?width=1209&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6ac7b22c8d5a9370b9ec043b07edd42530d16d8