Here we go. DJIA gonna outperform the next decade, bet
Wise-Ad4725 on
how nice, I was just thinking about buying some put options on apple this week
mcs5280 on
The stock will go up because this is somehow very bullish but I’m not smart enough to understand why
Routine-Material629 on
They’re just working the kinks out, Apple always has a polished product
dacalo on
2-3 weeks isn’t a deal breaker.
AnalysisExternal4298 on
Is it even there own AI or is it still Microsoft or some shit?
I_Do_Gr8_Trolls on
2 weeks. GTFO
cbusoh66 on
> **The release plan for Apple Intelligence presents the possibility that the first iPhone 16 models shipped to consumers this year will lack the new AI features and require a software update weeks later.** Apple Intelligence includes a range of features, including prioritization of key notifications, web page and voice note summaries, tools to improve writing, a revamp to Siri and integration of OpenAI’s ChatGPT.
>Even when Apple Intelligence launches with iOS 18.1 and iPadOS 18.1, it will be missing some features. That includes some of the most significant changes to Siri, such as the ability to use on-device data to help field queries and for the system to use what is on a person’s screen to provide context for answers.
>**The company is planning to roll out its full set of Apple Intelligence features via multiple updates to iOS 18 across the end of 2024 and through the first half of 2025, Bloomberg News has reported.** Beyond the iPhone and iPad, Apple Intelligence will come to its Mac computers with in-house Apple chips as part of macOS Sequoia. It’s also in development for the Vision Pro, but a release for that device isn’t planned until later.
optionsCone on
Clickbait
> AI features will arrive a few weeks after the initial iOS 18 and iPadOS 18 releases planned for September, Bloomberg said.
Savings-Act8 on
“it is a secret to everybody”
WSSquab on
Desperate movement to try to reach the AI wave? Slowly apple is becoming the coca cola of cell phones.
dirtyWater6193 on
No one i know is excited about any of these features anyway.
intocabille on
None of this bullshit AI is ready for consumers. Calling bubble on it. Companies will say to investors “oh we never said its ready anytime soon, we just said we are working on it”
sploot16 on
Think Steve would have let his company be blind sided by AI like this?
assholy_than_thou on
AI is losing steam.
lordtaylof on
PUTS ON APPLE
Zachincool on
i just got an iphone 15 for this, i got scammed
DaNatrixx on
The Elon way. Oops for sure for sure October 24°
GreasyGoondreau69 on
Zuc is the only one who seems to care about open source I’m buying meta
Jabroni_16 on
$215 puts
Any-Following6236 on
What is the big deal? Just download an LLM on your existing phone or use Llama in a meta app.
kn_007 on
That’s cool and all but my concern is I really don’t want Apple intelligence, I hope they have a feature to disable it. I mean they prob already have all my c*** pics already but idk
urfavouriteredditor on
Good. I’m fucking sick to the back teeth of AI bullshit.
jglover82 on
LOL. Apple seems to go up off bad news for some reason.
Everyone knows they dont have ai anyway lol
spacecadet501st on
Dip buy
svguy_sj on
Bloomberg is Apple bear.
PharmDinvestor on
Earnings around the corner ….. let the negative news roll in
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Tf man I was all excited and shit
Edit: oh. It’s only a few weeks delayed.
Here we go. DJIA gonna outperform the next decade, bet
how nice, I was just thinking about buying some put options on apple this week
The stock will go up because this is somehow very bullish but I’m not smart enough to understand why
They’re just working the kinks out, Apple always has a polished product
2-3 weeks isn’t a deal breaker.
Is it even there own AI or is it still Microsoft or some shit?
2 weeks. GTFO
> **The release plan for Apple Intelligence presents the possibility that the first iPhone 16 models shipped to consumers this year will lack the new AI features and require a software update weeks later.** Apple Intelligence includes a range of features, including prioritization of key notifications, web page and voice note summaries, tools to improve writing, a revamp to Siri and integration of OpenAI’s ChatGPT.
>Even when Apple Intelligence launches with iOS 18.1 and iPadOS 18.1, it will be missing some features. That includes some of the most significant changes to Siri, such as the ability to use on-device data to help field queries and for the system to use what is on a person’s screen to provide context for answers.
>**The company is planning to roll out its full set of Apple Intelligence features via multiple updates to iOS 18 across the end of 2024 and through the first half of 2025, Bloomberg News has reported.** Beyond the iPhone and iPad, Apple Intelligence will come to its Mac computers with in-house Apple chips as part of macOS Sequoia. It’s also in development for the Vision Pro, but a release for that device isn’t planned until later.
Clickbait
> AI features will arrive a few weeks after the initial iOS 18 and iPadOS 18 releases planned for September, Bloomberg said.
“it is a secret to everybody”
Desperate movement to try to reach the AI wave? Slowly apple is becoming the coca cola of cell phones.
No one i know is excited about any of these features anyway.
None of this bullshit AI is ready for consumers. Calling bubble on it. Companies will say to investors “oh we never said its ready anytime soon, we just said we are working on it”
Think Steve would have let his company be blind sided by AI like this?
AI is losing steam.
PUTS ON APPLE
i just got an iphone 15 for this, i got scammed
The Elon way. Oops for sure for sure October 24°
Zuc is the only one who seems to care about open source I’m buying meta
$215 puts
What is the big deal? Just download an LLM on your existing phone or use Llama in a meta app.
That’s cool and all but my concern is I really don’t want Apple intelligence, I hope they have a feature to disable it. I mean they prob already have all my c*** pics already but idk
Good. I’m fucking sick to the back teeth of AI bullshit.
LOL. Apple seems to go up off bad news for some reason.
Everyone knows they dont have ai anyway lol
Dip buy
Bloomberg is Apple bear.
Earnings around the corner ….. let the negative news roll in