This kid decided to buy at open on one of the bloodiest fucking days and on EARNINGS day to boot. What an amateur.
qudunot on
Peak wsb
trader69420_ on
Hahahahahaha brilliant
etzel1200 on
1998 prices in AH. We weren’t even deep in the dotcom bubble yet.
Supert5 on
God I love this sub
fukBiden46 on
Damn you guys slow down on him. It’s definitely not going to 0 so there’s that
Jabroni_16 on
Lol, Nana died again
tatlpax on
Down 17% after hours now. Intel just keeps sliding ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)
LuckyCaramel922 on
He still has $550k. He’ll be alright
Left_Experience_9857 on
Should’ve just went to the casino
Would’ve still lost around the same but he would’ve probably gotten some free food and a hotel room at least.
OppositeArugula3527 on
This company squandered so much competitive edge it isn’t even funny. The sheer complacency and incompetence. Reminds me of Sony.
Samjabr on
The pain might be just starting. So many funds that own INTC have to sell it now, since the dividend is being suspended, since it conflicts with their investing rules. But perhaps already priced in.
Any_Barber8215 on
This is sad. She probably saved for 40 years to bless him with that and he has probably lost 250k in days.
-IQ200 on
Nana worked her WHOLE life to give him a head start, and he fucked it up right out the front gate. Feelsbadman ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
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I knew this was coming
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RIP
….ffuuuckk… RIP to Nana, and that guy’s fucking future plans
Holy fuck hahah
I rather she watch me masturbate it’s more impressive and entertaining.
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His parents have also based on earnings disowned him.
His parents went from being proud of him to claiming him on their 2025 tax return as a dependent to write off his 200k loss 🤣🤣
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I’ll get it back, just let me put it in uhh… $ARM, yeah I’ll just buy the dip
I am Nana. I am back. I also want my money back.
Meemah left the inheritance to the put holders at the end of the day..
rip nana. your $700k is being put to good use ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
I was trying to find that guy’s comment to trash him but this is enough
This me, the grandma. F that regard.
fucking IDIOT
I actually started cracking up laughing in the office at this
I don’t wanna spend my inheritance on something stupid so I invested it and yoloed one random stock I saw on Reddit for no reason lol.
Nana in your dreams tonight: “ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!”
Doesn’t even have the brain to average in or sell cash secured put, +18% loss in span of 6 hours
I’m laughing because someone commented on OPS post “at least he’ll have dividends..”
https://preview.redd.it/luzellph34gd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea48e770305ac13c74a1cf758461c107fc713d2f
Imagine Grandma working for a decade to save what this idiot lost of hers in a day.. SHAME… SHAME… SHAME…
Can anyone tell me if these are worth something tomorrow LMFAO. I inversed grandma’s boy
https://preview.redd.it/coi5ewqk34gd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17725883bad89cfae0f03604297e76f8bda5a5b2
This kid decided to buy at open on one of the bloodiest fucking days and on EARNINGS day to boot. What an amateur.
Peak wsb
Hahahahahaha brilliant
1998 prices in AH. We weren’t even deep in the dotcom bubble yet.
God I love this sub
Damn you guys slow down on him. It’s definitely not going to 0 so there’s that
Lol, Nana died again
Down 17% after hours now. Intel just keeps sliding ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)
He still has $550k. He’ll be alright
Should’ve just went to the casino
Would’ve still lost around the same but he would’ve probably gotten some free food and a hotel room at least.
This company squandered so much competitive edge it isn’t even funny. The sheer complacency and incompetence. Reminds me of Sony.
The pain might be just starting. So many funds that own INTC have to sell it now, since the dividend is being suspended, since it conflicts with their investing rules. But perhaps already priced in.
This is sad. She probably saved for 40 years to bless him with that and he has probably lost 250k in days.
Nana worked her WHOLE life to give him a head start, and he fucked it up right out the front gate. Feelsbadman ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
$700K to $0.5M
Light work