Looks like it’s best not to open the app today 
Illustrious_World_40 on
Yesterday was easily my greenest trading day of the year. Anyone know how I can permanently enable “An error occurred while processing your request” mode on Schwab?
Cold-Bandicoot-2474 on
I want 505
StockholmStock on
I just woke up so glad futures were up 2% before I went to bed I’m going to print money
Mozart69-Nice on
This casino is rigged
Fun-Journalist2276 on
How do people get trades like $90 > 10k…. wtf… I can only go to 0
HowsBoutNow on
Down down baby
luckyguy64 on
Reads headline after 3% drop yesterday: “Futures rebound, everything is fine”. Checks futures: futures up .5%
avance70 on
**10-2 yield** looks like it’s close to un-inverting
but, **10-3-Month** doesn’t look like it’s gonna soon
Up or down guys!? 
Pikachu87 on
What is this, a rebound for ants?
Fun-Journalist2276 on
LCID will go red !
MechanicBubbly7827 on
!banbet NVDA 90 7d
im-doing-it-again on
Just bought a bunch of radio los santos stock the other day.. wonder how that’s goin 🤔
PutSpreadDaddi69 on
Rip bears see you again in 18 months for another discount party
Equivalent_Scale_588 on
#139th
TheMrfabio24 on
Dump it
Sufficient-Paper-130 on
How many more times am I gonna sell at absolute bottom because we’re about to go through a “historic event” and then it ends fucking green. I need to avoid this sub like the fucking plague
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Looks like it’s best not to open the app today 
Yesterday was easily my greenest trading day of the year. Anyone know how I can permanently enable “An error occurred while processing your request” mode on Schwab?
I want 505
I just woke up so glad futures were up 2% before I went to bed I’m going to print money
This casino is rigged
How do people get trades like $90 > 10k…. wtf… I can only go to 0
Down down baby
Reads headline after 3% drop yesterday: “Futures rebound, everything is fine”. Checks futures: futures up .5%
**10-2 yield** looks like it’s close to un-inverting
but, **10-3-Month** doesn’t look like it’s gonna soon
recession avoided… for now
Buttcorn +7% 
Up or down guys!? 
What is this, a rebound for ants?
LCID will go red !
!banbet NVDA 90 7d
Just bought a bunch of radio los santos stock the other day.. wonder how that’s goin 🤔
Rip bears see you again in 18 months for another discount party
#139th
Dump it
How many more times am I gonna sell at absolute bottom because we’re about to go through a “historic event” and then it ends fucking green. I need to avoid this sub like the fucking plague
Iran hasn’t even done anything yet
$HIMS 
I blame the Europoors, futes were up bigly until they woke up
Lol 4 AM hits and everything immediately dumps
Buffet didnt stockpile cash for a one day drop of 3%…more to come 
WHAT HAPPENED TO FUTURES OMG IM GONNA THROW UP
I went to sleep excited to see premarket prices. What have you gay Europoors done
!p PLTR
bulls begging for a 10% day
they will be happy with a -2% day by next week
She leakin fellas
$HIMS 
It’s a classic rotation out of stocks into poverty.
Spy calls at open?
Just realised someone from Axis of Resistance will have a speech about an hour or so after the bell. Not sure what the market will say about that
Morning fellas, ready for roller coaster ride today !
The IV crush gonna be hilarious today
Back to praying again just for a break even
Looks like we drilling today 🔴🔴🔴
Thank you Eurogays
We all dreamed green woke up to Wendy’s dumpster fire
stress of losing money everyday making me bald
It’s so funny how the trade now icons are all rainbowy
Bears in shambles. Jim Cramer right for once. Absolute pandemonium