Better hope he don’t come downstairs with the jumper cables
BiluPax on
“Daddy, I’m built different”
LightBeerIsForGirls on
Is daddy what you call your wife’s boyfriend?
DependentMinute7977 on
Only down 7k I’m down 4.5x that and still haven’t told my father either💀he does my taxes tho so that’ll be a wild ride fr you can write off $3k or $3.5k per year in losses at least
AdministrationFew605 on
Bro its just 7k. Here I am driving 2010 corolla (after losing 24k)and my dad always asks me are you okay ? 😭. Why are you not buying new car ? And sends me new car deals🙂🙂. But I don’t have audacity to tell him.
HammondEggersM60 on
Dad…I’m a WSB regard. Son, I am so proud of you…. BTW, nice graph!
MuellMichDoNichtVoll on
One of these days a fucking regarded kid from a guy at cnn or New York Times loses money dwelling here and actually complains to his dad because he’s a spoiled princess. this is where the shit gets shutdown
Legionofgo on
Bros 14 & had 7k
Typical_Leg1672 on
Dad, I fucked up?…..
spartan-wrath on
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.”
Dad, now I know what my chocolates are?
overbuckets on
Just tell him straight, have a beer and laugh for listening to degens, teach him about Odtes and make sure your dads WSB username is @zigzag7th
Crunchy_Bawx on
Buy a name tag off Amazon
Ask your dad if he wants to get food, drive to Wendy’s
When you get there don’t get out of the car and say you’re not hungry
When he asks why you’re there pull out the name tag and put it on.
MrSingh_Entrepreneur on
There nothing to tell. You can still gamble with 3k. Lose that first and then open it up to him. Look he can’t get any more mad with you loosing 7k or 10k. But if you win big with that 3k, His happiness would be indescribable!
Sorry-Necessary-5042 on
Ask daddy for a small $1 million dollar loan. Should get you back to 0DTE regarding in no time.
MixLogicalPoop on
don’t, yolo the rest and dick slap him when the account’s up 1000% or down 100
woodbridge_front on
Fuck him 1 more time tomorrow but in bed this time
247drip on
You and your dad co-funded a Robinhood account together and you used it to trade 0dte options? That is an interesting family dynamic
MakeUrBed on
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Dad. This time, you lost. I’m going to need you to write me a check for 7776 bucks to cover the spread. Cashiers check mind you, not a personal one.
Recent-Match7448 on
Just tell him a kind Nigerian prince emailed you. You’re the rightful heir to the throne. It’ll require a small $7,776.43 payment for administrative purposes before you receive the cheque.
willwalk2 on
A few months of salary once you get a job, just try and forget about it
LoWE11053211 on
blame me, it is not my first rodeo
docbauies on
Dad, I’m regarded.
Don’t worry, his response should be “hi regarded, I’m dad”
techseller555 on
I lost $7,000 of my father’s money in less than 30 seconds on my first futures trade.
Diligent_Collar_199 on
Tell him you have a drug problem and need to go to rehab for a few months.
That will at least give you some time to bounce back.
punkrocklava on
First tell him you’re gay… Then tell him about the loss… Works every time!
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Better than a wife
Still cheaper than a kid
Ask him to buy you Wendys, he will know you’re cooked
Tell him about Intel guy first, just to put things in perspective.
https://preview.redd.it/bduthw8w5rhd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c34312be3d67e93eb23c18376903ed7e610631
Could I turn 2$ back to 8k???
Better hope he don’t come downstairs with the jumper cables
“Daddy, I’m built different”
Is daddy what you call your wife’s boyfriend?
Only down 7k I’m down 4.5x that and still haven’t told my father either💀he does my taxes tho so that’ll be a wild ride fr you can write off $3k or $3.5k per year in losses at least
Bro its just 7k. Here I am driving 2010 corolla (after losing 24k)and my dad always asks me are you okay ? 😭. Why are you not buying new car ? And sends me new car deals🙂🙂. But I don’t have audacity to tell him.
Dad…I’m a WSB regard. Son, I am so proud of you…. BTW, nice graph!
One of these days a fucking regarded kid from a guy at cnn or New York Times loses money dwelling here and actually complains to his dad because he’s a spoiled princess. this is where the shit gets shutdown
Bros 14 & had 7k
Dad, I fucked up?…..
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.”
Dad, now I know what my chocolates are?
Just tell him straight, have a beer and laugh for listening to degens, teach him about Odtes and make sure your dads WSB username is @zigzag7th
Buy a name tag off Amazon
Ask your dad if he wants to get food, drive to Wendy’s
When you get there don’t get out of the car and say you’re not hungry
When he asks why you’re there pull out the name tag and put it on.
There nothing to tell. You can still gamble with 3k. Lose that first and then open it up to him. Look he can’t get any more mad with you loosing 7k or 10k. But if you win big with that 3k, His happiness would be indescribable!
Ask daddy for a small $1 million dollar loan. Should get you back to 0DTE regarding in no time.
don’t, yolo the rest and dick slap him when the account’s up 1000% or down 100
Fuck him 1 more time tomorrow but in bed this time
You and your dad co-funded a Robinhood account together and you used it to trade 0dte options? That is an interesting family dynamic
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Dad. This time, you lost. I’m going to need you to write me a check for 7776 bucks to cover the spread. Cashiers check mind you, not a personal one.
Just tell him a kind Nigerian prince emailed you. You’re the rightful heir to the throne. It’ll require a small $7,776.43 payment for administrative purposes before you receive the cheque.
A few months of salary once you get a job, just try and forget about it
blame me, it is not my first rodeo
Dad, I’m regarded.
Don’t worry, his response should be “hi regarded, I’m dad”
I lost $7,000 of my father’s money in less than 30 seconds on my first futures trade.
Tell him you have a drug problem and need to go to rehab for a few months.
That will at least give you some time to bounce back.
First tell him you’re gay… Then tell him about the loss… Works every time!