What would help is if Jeff Bezos drove an Amazon rocket full of supplies for the International space station and brought stranded astronauts on their way back. That would make you even. For a win, you need something better.
DemisHassabisFan on
Sell them bro
DemisHassabisFan on
BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
mardie007 on
No bids for that, the ask is just a penny. Sorry for your loss.
DemisHassabisFan on
Why are you invested in shitty companies? Invest in S&P 500 instead brother.
errezerotre on
At least you hold Intel shares, grandma would be proud
Sasmonite on
I mean how long do you want to wait? Till your MU put is a -10x?
codespyder on
The 200 INTC really is the cherry on this shitcake
DemisHassabisFan on
How do you have negative contracts for Micron (MU)?
Ryanopoly on
Dang, and you can’t even go work at Wendy’s anymore, Palantir has stolen all the positions… including the one behind the dumpster.
rcbjfdhjjhfd on
The market is super volatile right now and these are your plays?!?!
knockbox85 on
How do you lose money on a micron put lol scratchers would be cheaper
someadviceplease4me on
Prayer chain for this guy 🙏🏼🤲🏻
YookiAdair on
Amazon may do something crazy in an hour. Keep the hope up.
ng5921 on
You really picked the worst moves possible and put them all into one shitty basket
Scalar_Mikeman on
Press F to pay respects
GraceBoorFan on
Would’ve been nicer to torch that 11K at Ssense or Bergdorf Goodman — you still would’ve been down -11K, but atleast you’d have some new drip 💧
AffectionateBird8477 on
Shoulda been out a long time ago buddy
juranrye on
When it lose 99% but holding 
The_BigWaveDave on
Can you please share your future positions? I would like to inverse them.
grip_n_Ripper on
The INTC shares are the cherry on top. Poor nana.
spartan-wrath on
It’s remarkable really. Ur long calls and short put are equally dead.
The stock you hold also happened to time travel to the 2000s, pricing wise.
Are you sure it’s safe for you to step out of the house? How frequently do meteorites drop by?
Godspeedstock on
What a legend
IGuessBruv on
F
KingDrenn on
Makes me feel better about my 0dtes being up 250% and now they are -99% rofl
hekatonkhairez on
Certified GUH moment
shamedhealthguru on
$15 worth of Amazon calls is what I see
Raudales14 on
Take the L bro
Frad0-92 on
This ain’t no angels in the outfield. You are cooked.
Ill-Branch3614 on
Cant be real
GrandPresentation177 on
Tell me every investing decision you make, I’m gonna inverse
NaorobeFranz on
Was there a catalyst for Amazon to go up this week? What was your plan?
wickedsoloist on
Your portfolio made me feel like 800k inheritance guy was a wise man.
uhfgs on
Dude are you okay? Call the suicide hotline if you need someone to talk to. Life gets better.
Longjumping-Week8761 on
Throw the whole portfolio away
Mellowhype_503 on
I would say join me outside of Wendy’s but I don’t think your allowed on the premises
SolarisDelta on
Thank you OP. Post like this are why I love coming to this sub.
Captain_Comic on
Bout to earn those Angle Wings 🪽
SobaniSobe on
No but you can hope for a Daves Double on your lunch break.
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What would help is if Jeff Bezos drove an Amazon rocket full of supplies for the International space station and brought stranded astronauts on their way back. That would make you even. For a win, you need something better.
Sell them bro
BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
No bids for that, the ask is just a penny. Sorry for your loss.
Why are you invested in shitty companies? Invest in S&P 500 instead brother.
At least you hold Intel shares, grandma would be proud
I mean how long do you want to wait? Till your MU put is a -10x?
The 200 INTC really is the cherry on this shitcake
How do you have negative contracts for Micron (MU)?
Dang, and you can’t even go work at Wendy’s anymore, Palantir has stolen all the positions… including the one behind the dumpster.
The market is super volatile right now and these are your plays?!?!
How do you lose money on a micron put lol scratchers would be cheaper
Prayer chain for this guy 🙏🏼🤲🏻
Amazon may do something crazy in an hour. Keep the hope up.
You really picked the worst moves possible and put them all into one shitty basket
Press F to pay respects
Would’ve been nicer to torch that 11K at Ssense or Bergdorf Goodman — you still would’ve been down -11K, but atleast you’d have some new drip 💧
Shoulda been out a long time ago buddy
When it lose 99% but holding 
Can you please share your future positions? I would like to inverse them.
The INTC shares are the cherry on top. Poor nana.
It’s remarkable really. Ur long calls and short put are equally dead.
The stock you hold also happened to time travel to the 2000s, pricing wise.
Are you sure it’s safe for you to step out of the house? How frequently do meteorites drop by?
What a legend
F
Makes me feel better about my 0dtes being up 250% and now they are -99% rofl
Certified GUH moment
$15 worth of Amazon calls is what I see
Take the L bro
This ain’t no angels in the outfield. You are cooked.
Cant be real
Tell me every investing decision you make, I’m gonna inverse
Was there a catalyst for Amazon to go up this week? What was your plan?
Your portfolio made me feel like 800k inheritance guy was a wise man.
Dude are you okay? Call the suicide hotline if you need someone to talk to. Life gets better.
Throw the whole portfolio away
I would say join me outside of Wendy’s but I don’t think your allowed on the premises
Thank you OP. Post like this are why I love coming to this sub.
Bout to earn those Angle Wings 🪽
No but you can hope for a Daves Double on your lunch break.