My naked puts 2 weeks ago be like:F YOU, YOU GET ASSIGNED
My covered calls this week be like:F YOU, YOU GET ASSIGNED
I be like:F ME, I’M REGARDED
Then-Wealth-1481 on
When the market dips it never consolidates in the bottom and stay flat for a while. Every dip triggers an immediate and aggressive V shaped pump.
ManyCommunications on
It’s pretty clear that it’s not a dead cat bounce. You regarded for having puts
Queasy-Currency-5480 on
Nothing but +5% days ahead boys the worst is truly behind us 
Willurk on
My NVDA calls are MOONING
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i hedged yesterday and regretted it. i swear to god if i should’ve hedged today …
EnginrA on
Bears lol
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Honestly, I dunno. Hopefully selling some SPY 545c, or if red, trying my first SPX trade. Managing the mess with of contracts I hold as I wilt. Buying TLT and maybe a bit more UVXY for a hedge. Also, a few shares of whatever is down. (Hm. I kinda do know.)
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!banbet nvda 110 24h too many bulls on parade
Godtrader696969 on
I’m all in on various calls so we’re dumping hard tomorrow
AvocadoPurees on
Only conflict and destruction saves the bers now 
Exotic-Court-769 on
since when could you trade options on serve
ilwb on
It’s not too late to get into nvda still 
PizzaChann on
Bullish storm incoming
SalmonPlatter on
Imagine holding your SPY calls overnight 🤣🌈
zach7953 on
Why is GOOGL dropping after hours
whomstdth on
DKNG puts
APointAndALine on
On days like this just ride the Chad bull wave. Being bear-curious just means losing profit and getting wrecked.
A lot of dumbos are going to short on a cold CPI print tomorrow, even when the market is screaming buy at the top of its lungs
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Lost 10k today on puts so tomorrow I’ll do calls and the entire market will decide to bomb or do nothign
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/sweddit made a bet that TSLA would go to 195.0 within **16 hours** when it was 197.725 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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holy shit well if you faded OUST congrats
+4% today on fucking **shares** lmao
What’s a quick 3 bagger play
My naked puts 2 weeks ago be like:F YOU, YOU GET ASSIGNED
My covered calls this week be like:F YOU, YOU GET ASSIGNED
I be like:F ME, I’M REGARDED
When the market dips it never consolidates in the bottom and stay flat for a while. Every dip triggers an immediate and aggressive V shaped pump.
It’s pretty clear that it’s not a dead cat bounce. You regarded for having puts
Nothing but +5% days ahead boys the worst is truly behind us 
My NVDA calls are MOONING
i hedged yesterday and regretted it. i swear to god if i should’ve hedged today …
Bears lol
Honestly, I dunno. Hopefully selling some SPY 545c, or if red, trying my first SPX trade. Managing the mess with of contracts I hold as I wilt. Buying TLT and maybe a bit more UVXY for a hedge. Also, a few shares of whatever is down. (Hm. I kinda do know.)
!banbet nvda 110 24h too many bulls on parade
I’m all in on various calls so we’re dumping hard tomorrow
Only conflict and destruction saves the bers now 
since when could you trade options on serve
It’s not too late to get into nvda still 
Bullish storm incoming
Imagine holding your SPY calls overnight 🤣🌈
Why is GOOGL dropping after hours
DKNG puts
On days like this just ride the Chad bull wave. Being bear-curious just means losing profit and getting wrecked.
A lot of dumbos are going to short on a cold CPI print tomorrow, even when the market is screaming buy at the top of its lungs
Lost 10k today on puts so tomorrow I’ll do calls and the entire market will decide to bomb or do nothign
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/sweddit made a bet that TSLA would go to 195.0 within **16 hours** when it was 197.725 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses
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DOJ is trying to break up Google. Good luck.
Sold my qqq and tqqq calls, what do ? Do I get in again tmrw at open ?
All the white girls are singing Taylor Swift after this Starbucks moon
So how does the new SBUX CEO plan on handling competition against local chains in China?
What happened to GOOG?
Asts $40c
The casino has trained me to not expect two green days in a row
His cocky wanted boing boing and I was fucking tigger
Paging Tim apple.
Who tf looks at this and goes: this is the perfect time to go bear mode
Cashing in my XP calls tomorrow
Also, watchful waiting on NVDA and ASTS. Maybe BTC some contracts and roll others. Also play with MSTR a bit more, maybe (S/BTO, depending.)
And returning my broker’s phone call. (It isn’t Marge.)
oh we definitely getting rug pulled tmrw morning fuuuuuuu
i have a chart with a line on it !
Only need nvda to run up 28% to break even by earnings. I’m sure itll be fine 
My SBUX puts 
Starbucks better challenger itself by Friday
Any hopes for 🌈 🐻 s???
Chipotle CEO -> **Chip**otle -> Chips -> AI -> Starbucks green af
makes sense. kill me and my puts.
NVDA > your PUTS
!banbet $SPY $550 1d
just wanna give a shout out to whoever said buy vsat puts. they paid well today
Sold a 50p on CMG. May get assigned. Need to figure that out (IV doesn’t look as great as it did when I sold the CSP.)
CVNA CEO liquidated over 200m shares in the past few months and the stock is still mooning wtf
My gf keeps buying pineapples but I never see them around the house. Calls on DOLE.
Someone tell me what just happened to Google…