I knew I should’ve sold my SBUX calls yesterday before market closed š
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NotoroJG on
DDD
MamamYeayea on
So will the market like higher or lower than expected inflation ?
15719901 on
JPOW is coming down off a coke-fueled all-nighter feverishly trying to make CPI come in under 3%. It’s being reported that he was burning hundred-dollar bills in a desperate attempt to reduce the money supply.
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I am heading to the New York stock exchange to pull out the SBUX cable.
CwRrrr on
I got stopped out of SOXL at 26 with average price of 27.6 last wed š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤” what the fuck š¤”š¤”š¤”
romt_25 on
Zuck made a statue for his wife.
What is your excuse for not doing the same for Jpow? 
Old-Pomegranate3634 on
buy SIGA maybe, maybe not, but I think yes buy
Tairy_Hestickes on
Imagine bitching because a coffee company is down less then 2% pre market after running up what 20+% yesterday
deepFnButthole on
Oh bulls …. š
StockholmStock on
CPI comes in at 4.1 causing a 20% flash crash this is your only warning
Imagine basing your life on a folklore story of a guy getting nailedā¦ heās risen for over 2,000 years and people still believe somone can come back from the dead lol
Old-Pomegranate3634 on
Third day of saying it buy DELL. See you at 130 after ER
PutSpreadDaddi69 on
IWM gang rise up
Ill_Try1620 on
Brought to you VIA courtesy of 25 guns
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Today green or red after report ? NVDA !
Im_ur_Uncle_ on
I guess bears just hate money or something
Mpcars on
Something wicked this way comes š šæ
denys357 on
Bought starbucks puts right before close yesterday. Going to print today?
SlaynArsehole on
Nothing burger, flat for the day 
Mpcars on
Playing cpi is same as playing earnings
Godtrader696969 on
Today will be so green that bears will genuinely ask why there arenāt limit breakers upwards
PsychoSynthesizer on
Ummm. Something going on with PTON. Up 10% on v. heavy volume. MarketWatch says results are next Thursday and 19% of shares are short.
Methsi on
Futes look like they cannot wait to moon.
Money_Essay7793 on
Could be a fake pre market move for NVDA 
AdditionalDivide2575 on
Short squeeze
MrsEveryShot on
my tax guy is pissing me off. time to do some wash sales
tarolover1213 on
Had no idea the Open Storage Summit lasts for three weeks! So now until NVDA earnings reportā¦
IlllIlIIlIlII on
Uber gives me a $1T company vibes.
fan_blow_on_my_balls on
heart black but my balls blue
csr8765 on
Zero chance this SBUX dip holds. Way too many put buyers yesterday
Pikachu87 on
Cpi 2.9 and we moon
Syab_of_Caltrops on
Really don’t care what happens today as long as Ber in Shambles 
kawkface on
#SHE TOLD ME PUT MY HEART
#IN A BAG
#AND NOBODY GETS HURT
Watermelon_Permit58 on
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Mods bite each othersā fingernails
MrsEveryShot on
Iāve done a lot of dumb shit in my life but somehow I managed to avoid being a $160 PTON bag holder
Watermelon_Permit58 on
Starbucks moon 20% only cuz of ceo change? Puts is the play.
Watermelon_Permit58 on
Imagine buying zoom stonk at 500 and beyond meat at 200 
CEOofBeanz on
Fuck. I should have sold after at the very bottom when I had the chance
Low-Ad7322 on
!banbet
Watermelon_Permit58 on
Itās kinda awkward now after she rejected me. She no longer initiating conversation
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I knew I should’ve sold my SBUX calls yesterday before market closed š
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DDD
So will the market like higher or lower than expected inflation ?
JPOW is coming down off a coke-fueled all-nighter feverishly trying to make CPI come in under 3%. It’s being reported that he was burning hundred-dollar bills in a desperate attempt to reduce the money supply.
I am heading to the New York stock exchange to pull out the SBUX cable.
I got stopped out of SOXL at 26 with average price of 27.6 last wed š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤” what the fuck š¤”š¤”š¤”
Zuck made a statue for his wife.
What is your excuse for not doing the same for Jpow? 
buy SIGA maybe, maybe not, but I think yes buy
Imagine bitching because a coffee company is down less then 2% pre market after running up what 20+% yesterday
Oh bulls …. š
CPI comes in at 4.1 causing a 20% flash crash this is your only warning
This message will self-destruct in two minutes
bitcoin 6 months at 60k
soon consolidation will end
100k next
Another +6% day pls NVDA
Today I’m a š»
I met a couple famous deer. They are Starbucks.
Imagine basing your life on a folklore story of a guy getting nailedā¦ heās risen for over 2,000 years and people still believe somone can come back from the dead lol
Third day of saying it buy DELL. See you at 130 after ER
IWM gang rise up
Brought to you VIA courtesy of 25 guns
Today green or red after report ? NVDA !
I guess bears just hate money or something
Something wicked this way comes š šæ
Bought starbucks puts right before close yesterday. Going to print today?
Nothing burger, flat for the day 
Playing cpi is same as playing earnings
Today will be so green that bears will genuinely ask why there arenāt limit breakers upwards
Ummm. Something going on with PTON. Up 10% on v. heavy volume. MarketWatch says results are next Thursday and 19% of shares are short.
Futes look like they cannot wait to moon.
Could be a fake pre market move for NVDA 
Short squeeze
my tax guy is pissing me off. time to do some wash sales
Had no idea the Open Storage Summit lasts for three weeks! So now until NVDA earnings reportā¦
Uber gives me a $1T company vibes.
heart black but my balls blue
Zero chance this SBUX dip holds. Way too many put buyers yesterday
Cpi 2.9 and we moon
Really don’t care what happens today as long as Ber in Shambles 
#SHE TOLD ME PUT MY HEART
#IN A BAG
#AND NOBODY GETS HURT
Mods bite each othersā fingernails
Iāve done a lot of dumb shit in my life but somehow I managed to avoid being a $160 PTON bag holder
Starbucks moon 20% only cuz of ceo change? Puts is the play.
Imagine buying zoom stonk at 500 and beyond meat at 200 
Fuck. I should have sold after at the very bottom when I had the chance
!banbet
Itās kinda awkward now after she rejected me. She no longer initiating conversation
Is it gonna be happy?
How the F is Cathie Wood still in the newsā¦