Ok for real though, you guys are just messing with me right? You don’t really believe the goat rumors. Right?
calls-on-banana on
loaded NKE calls for next week 
Guttersnipe77 on
What a great fucking week. Enjoy the weekend, lads.
Rare-ish_Bird on
45th
HornyCatBurglar on
Time to rotate into some beers 
Alive_Video_7464 on
Imagine betting your nana’s money on the fakest recession of our generation 🦅USA🦅USA🦅USA🦅
robot141 on
I held my SPY calls over the weekend…
DesperateOffer7998 on
Ever meet someone so hot, I mean, SSSSSMOKING 🔥 and there is nothing you can do? 
Samjabr on
weak friday
NVDAismygod on
Thank fuck today is over
No_Tough_2065 on
Have a great weekend regards, NVDA is paying out steak dinners this weekend 😋😋
lysergic_af on
bought a put expiring next week and a call expiring end of augusthire me Wall St
Nadsaq100 on
WHAT IS THE LIKELIHOOD NVDA OPENS AT +2σ ABOVE 20-DAY AVERAGE ON MONDAY
EnginrA on
Upvote if you think I’m gay!
DynoJoe27 on
Gold and Silver miners, boys. Tech is old news.
tendytime69 on
Bro tf is this weak ass pump fck this shit m8
SgtGorditaCrunch on
Watch my ASTS options peak at 10 And drop all the way to zero. Lesson learned.
NineAsiansAtSubway on
I don’t believe this fake pump in the internet *Dipcoin*, we’ll see it at 50k by end of weekend
Key-Information3102 on
i can live with how asts ended, have a good weekend regards
Stack_Johnson on
Well there goes 2 weeks of unbelievable gains in 2 days.
😔🐻🐼🐨
DesperateOffer7998 on
That moment the cute lady in front of you sits up and each of her asscheeks weigh about as much as you do 
Excellent week altogether, down on 1 DTEs from today but I have faith we’ll see a gap up on Monday
fannypackbuttsnack on
My roommate’s fleshlight tastes so much better since he started a keto diet
superzuhong on
Guess who disabled margin trading todayyy 
erfarr on
You can tell someone doesn’t know anything about trading when their entire comment history is about what vix is doing 
Aggravating_Fig6288 on
Rocket lab turned me into a long term (2 weeks till calls expire) investor today. I hope someone pumps it and becomes my exit liquidity Monday 
imCopri on
I hope Monday opens red as a muhfucka
Outrageous-Lab2721 on
I sold NVDA @ 110 and didn’t get back in. I’m such an idiot.
King-Doge-VII on
Bers couldn’t kill the green. Talked so much shit today, didn’t back it up as usual
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Ok for real though, you guys are just messing with me right? You don’t really believe the goat rumors. Right?
loaded NKE calls for next week 
What a great fucking week. Enjoy the weekend, lads.
45th
Time to rotate into some beers 
Imagine betting your nana’s money on the fakest recession of our generation 🦅USA🦅USA🦅USA🦅
I held my SPY calls over the weekend…
Ever meet someone so hot, I mean, SSSSSMOKING 🔥 and there is nothing you can do? 
weak friday
Thank fuck today is over
Have a great weekend regards, NVDA is paying out steak dinners this weekend 😋😋
bought a put expiring next week and a call expiring end of augusthire me Wall St
WHAT IS THE LIKELIHOOD NVDA OPENS AT +2σ ABOVE 20-DAY AVERAGE ON MONDAY
Upvote if you think I’m gay!
Gold and Silver miners, boys. Tech is old news.
Bro tf is this weak ass pump fck this shit m8
Watch my ASTS options peak at 10 And drop all the way to zero. Lesson learned.
I don’t believe this fake pump in the internet *Dipcoin*, we’ll see it at 50k by end of weekend
i can live with how asts ended, have a good weekend regards
Well there goes 2 weeks of unbelievable gains in 2 days.
😔🐻🐼🐨
That moment the cute lady in front of you sits up and each of her asscheeks weigh about as much as you do 
This week 🥂
weekend 
You made money this week right?
Excellent week altogether, down on 1 DTEs from today but I have faith we’ll see a gap up on Monday
My roommate’s fleshlight tastes so much better since he started a keto diet
Guess who disabled margin trading todayyy 
You can tell someone doesn’t know anything about trading when their entire comment history is about what vix is doing 
Rocket lab turned me into a long term (2 weeks till calls expire) investor today. I hope someone pumps it and becomes my exit liquidity Monday 
I hope Monday opens red as a muhfucka
I sold NVDA @ 110 and didn’t get back in. I’m such an idiot.
Bers couldn’t kill the green. Talked so much shit today, didn’t back it up as usual
Ok I’ll admit it my BA and CRWD puts got smoked