You know you’ve made it when the broker doesn’t let you in
civillyRange on
as per tradition, at the opening jackson hole ceremonies they will dress a poor person as a ber and hunt him through the woods with dogs
if they catch him 6 more months of straight pumping
cesarondon on
You saw that dip on NVDA? That was me trying a call after getting fucked by the puts.
EuphoricWizard on
I was hoping NVDA would float near 120s into earnings then blow past $140 on it. Now it’s gonna be above $140 on earnings, don’t see it going up 10%+ anymore for earnings
Goosefire55 on
Jan. calls for SPY 
Efficient_Dance_6722 on
Work really gets in the way of gambling sometimes
EnginrA on
Upvote if you think I’m gay
YeezyThoughtMe on
Nancy is in PANW you really think that would go down? You dumb fucks
rimmingtonrivals on
I’ve known about ASTS for a few months but instead I’ve been sitting here picking my dick with $3 LUMN puts that expire on the 30th 🤡
TheApocalyticOne on
Picked up 10 SPY 565C 1DTE a minute before close for $40.
Let’s see them print 👀
IH8N8 on
I’m so nervous for tomorrow. First week doing this and I’m up 90% on ASTS. I don’t even understand calls or puts but I’m hoping this shit can help me pay for my wedding next year
BallsDropped on
Feel like everyone is going to buy and hold NVDA until earnings.
It’s such a common sentiment
veggieroll1up on
Epic rug pull PANW lol
pineapplekiwipen on
PANW is gonna open flat tomorrow and burn a shit ton of money sick shit
BushLov3r on
I’m happy for everyone making money. I am not
pineapplekiwipen on
PANW is gonna open flat tomorrow and burn a shit ton of money sick shit
lost_electron21 on
today was the lowest volume we’ve had in the last 2 weeks. interesting
undeadcreed on
What happens to ASTS when Elon rigs the rocket launching the Satellites?
Ble_h on
200k PANW guy is still going to get theta fucked.
GarethPW on
!banbet ASTS 40 2d
EnginrA on
I guess my 8/23 PANW 360c no printy tomorrow
ManBearPig_1983 on
I have no idea what is going on right now. Bought rocket ship and clover stonk last Friday because of the regardation in this sub.
retard_trader on
is clov gonna pump again? 5c looking joocey
sf_boarder on
Plans tomorrow? To celebrate 8/20! Like 4/20 but twice as 🔥 
rimmingtonrivals on
Whoever goes through and downvotes every comment, you can go fk yourself cunt 🤌
Will_Knot_Respond on
RH sold me out of my QQQ calls at 3:30pm before the spike because I exceeded their “calculated risk factor”… totally not because I’m too poor to cover…. I want my gambled tendies 
milezy on
I bought 3 shares of PANW.
NVDAismygod on
!banbet
Fine_Specialists on
#NVDA Gang members checking in
thisfuckingamerican2 on
Anyone looking at $NNE ??
free_lions on
Imagine losing 200K on PANW puts and then deleting your account
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You know you’ve made it when the broker doesn’t let you in
as per tradition, at the opening jackson hole ceremonies they will dress a poor person as a ber and hunt him through the woods with dogs
if they catch him 6 more months of straight pumping
You saw that dip on NVDA? That was me trying a call after getting fucked by the puts.
I was hoping NVDA would float near 120s into earnings then blow past $140 on it. Now it’s gonna be above $140 on earnings, don’t see it going up 10%+ anymore for earnings
Jan. calls for SPY 
Work really gets in the way of gambling sometimes
Upvote if you think I’m gay
Nancy is in PANW you really think that would go down? You dumb fucks
I’ve known about ASTS for a few months but instead I’ve been sitting here picking my dick with $3 LUMN puts that expire on the 30th 🤡
Picked up 10 SPY 565C 1DTE a minute before close for $40.
Let’s see them print 👀
I’m so nervous for tomorrow. First week doing this and I’m up 90% on ASTS. I don’t even understand calls or puts but I’m hoping this shit can help me pay for my wedding next year
Feel like everyone is going to buy and hold NVDA until earnings.
It’s such a common sentiment
Epic rug pull PANW lol
PANW is gonna open flat tomorrow and burn a shit ton of money sick shit
I’m happy for everyone making money. I am not
PANW is gonna open flat tomorrow and burn a shit ton of money sick shit
today was the lowest volume we’ve had in the last 2 weeks. interesting
What happens to ASTS when Elon rigs the rocket launching the Satellites?
200k PANW guy is still going to get theta fucked.
!banbet ASTS 40 2d
I guess my 8/23 PANW 360c no printy tomorrow
I have no idea what is going on right now. Bought rocket ship and clover stonk last Friday because of the regardation in this sub.
is clov gonna pump again? 5c looking joocey
Plans tomorrow? To celebrate 8/20! Like 4/20 but twice as 🔥 
Whoever goes through and downvotes every comment, you can go fk yourself cunt 🤌
RH sold me out of my QQQ calls at 3:30pm before the spike because I exceeded their “calculated risk factor”… totally not because I’m too poor to cover…. I want my gambled tendies 
I bought 3 shares of PANW.
!banbet
#NVDA Gang members checking in
Anyone looking at $NNE ??
Imagine losing 200K on PANW puts and then deleting your account