Looking to buy a new car with all my gains from riding 10 shares of Mara $15.50 to $16.50. Want something that is comparable to Audi S8 for speed/luxury but costs roughly a 2011 Mazda Miata. SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY.
bullrfuk on
Canadians🤡🤡🤡
eth_dev_1 on
My biggest bullish hopium is that SPY is 0.75% away from ATH.
Which means by +0.5% everyone will have massive fomo, sending us to +1.5% by close 
Dear-Bet7063 on
Definitely buying SNOW calls at open
Doogertron64 on
Apples pushing harder in the after hours than it tried all day
Jimbeauxer on
Is it possible to crank your load under water
Commercial_Ease8053 on
Why does it say LUNR was up today? It was down $0.29 (5.11%) today…
Gameplan492 on
Aquila European Renewables (AERS.L) has an estimated nav of 88+ but is trading at like 58, despite being a profitable company paying 5%+ dividends.
Why? Because nothing is real, that’s why. YOUR MOTHER IS LYING TO YOU. BUY INTEL.
Accomplished_Dot9815 on
All I know is somebody definitely lost a lot of money on SNOW earnings
jtree121 on
Nvda $130 at open
pineapplekiwipen on
Lot of hedging for Friday judging by VIX
BGID_to_the_moon on
Recessionary fears and falling bond yields tanked the markets several weeks ago. Now the markets are pumping in reaction to the exact same dynamic 
Dear-Bet7063 on
Everyone is talking about SNOW in comments yet it’s not on the fucking board
Mods suck at managing threads
lysergic_af on
gyyyuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
parsley_lover on
How can you miss 800k jobs? It’s like I miss my dick measurement by two miles.
J-E-S-S-E- on
SNOWs worth 20 bucks a share tbh
CallMeCaddyshack on
NVDA red on a green day (according to board)
Are we considering minor gains dips to buy?
BTFD?
MP1182 on
I haven’t played an earnings in a while and was very close to getting snow outs but fuck it oh well
Altruistic-Sense-593 on
Tequila High Noons 🤌
Godspeedstock on
Rip lunr  asts and rklb are the only winner
AxemanFromMA on
#jobless claims at 8:30 gonna send spy open at ATH
Pale_Yoghurt_9549 on
Yall saw Warren Buffet dump and decided to play it?
Effective_Fun_69 on
MARA
Bambatoubabayfall on
Macys to $21
LarryStink on
Getting squeezed rn and deez nutz hurt. I could really use a small pullback tomorrow to unload these bags
South-Cold-5091 on
I only made 88 dollars 💵 today
Remarkable-Fox-1429 on
CLOV+ASTS+RBLK
Large_Spinach_5218 on
$RKLB 
TopDown78 on
This SP500 infinite up makes me both horn*y and scared
deepFnButthole on
You must be used to me spending (uh, uh)
And all that sweet wining and dining
Well, I’m fucking you tonight
Altruistic-Sense-593 on
Databricks > Snowflake, I like Snowflake too but this is the industry standard now
Strange-Ad420 on
how is oklo gang doing? 
BigTechEqualsValue on
How much will my SNOW 89P be worth tomorrow 
ThinkAgainBro on
!banbet
LarryStink on
My instinct can remain bearish, longer than my portfolio can remain solvent.
Dear-Bet7063 on
SNOW beat revenue expectations and approve 2.5 billion more stock buyback totaling 3b
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Why are u guys still talking about SPY so much? IWM is the real mover now 
Bear gang checking in
Yo how I sell this 563c 1DTE off market?
wen
4 wins in a row im buying myself a new watch
PTON buy out ? 
If smci flew to 700 tomorrow that’d be really neatlo
CLOV what can I say, I LIKE THE Stock ! 
Someone explain dumping after good earnings to me like I’m 5
Buffet sold $AAPL. Buffet sold $SNOW.
❄️ === 🍎
🚀 🚀 🚀
#SNOW
lmao!!!!!
I was a click away from buying this bloated software shite.
I’m going to lose my mind if BTC just gets rejected at $61k again just to fall backs to $59k
You can jerk off anything with a 🅱enis
I have a 🅱enis Greg could you jerk off me
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/GarethPW made a bet that ASTS would go to 40.0 within **2 days** when it was 39.1 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 3 wins and 4 losses
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MSTR you mythical beast
Looking to buy a new car with all my gains from riding 10 shares of Mara $15.50 to $16.50. Want something that is comparable to Audi S8 for speed/luxury but costs roughly a 2011 Mazda Miata. SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY.
Canadians🤡🤡🤡
My biggest bullish hopium is that SPY is 0.75% away from ATH.
Which means by +0.5% everyone will have massive fomo, sending us to +1.5% by close 
Definitely buying SNOW calls at open
Apples pushing harder in the after hours than it tried all day
Is it possible to crank your load under water
Why does it say LUNR was up today? It was down $0.29 (5.11%) today…
Aquila European Renewables (AERS.L) has an estimated nav of 88+ but is trading at like 58, despite being a profitable company paying 5%+ dividends.
Why? Because nothing is real, that’s why. YOUR MOTHER IS LYING TO YOU. BUY INTEL.
All I know is somebody definitely lost a lot of money on SNOW earnings
Nvda $130 at open
Lot of hedging for Friday judging by VIX
Recessionary fears and falling bond yields tanked the markets several weeks ago. Now the markets are pumping in reaction to the exact same dynamic 
Everyone is talking about SNOW in comments yet it’s not on the fucking board
Mods suck at managing threads
gyyyuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
How can you miss 800k jobs? It’s like I miss my dick measurement by two miles.
SNOWs worth 20 bucks a share tbh
NVDA red on a green day (according to board)
Are we considering minor gains dips to buy?
BTFD?
I haven’t played an earnings in a while and was very close to getting snow outs but fuck it oh well
Tequila High Noons 🤌
Rip lunr  asts and rklb are the only winner
#jobless claims at 8:30 gonna send spy open at ATH
Yall saw Warren Buffet dump and decided to play it?
MARA
Macys to $21
Getting squeezed rn and deez nutz hurt. I could really use a small pullback tomorrow to unload these bags
I only made 88 dollars 💵 today
CLOV+ASTS+RBLK
$RKLB 
This SP500 infinite up makes me both horn*y and scared
You must be used to me spending (uh, uh)
And all that sweet wining and dining
Well, I’m fucking you tonight
Databricks > Snowflake, I like Snowflake too but this is the industry standard now
how is oklo gang doing? 
How much will my SNOW 89P be worth tomorrow 
!banbet
My instinct can remain bearish, longer than my portfolio can remain solvent.
SNOW beat revenue expectations and approve 2.5 billion more stock buyback totaling 3b
They barely missed on non GAAP
Buy long calls because this is going back to 200