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    When I Found Out How Bad The Fed Fucked Up Today

    I was blowing heaters outside Moon’s Deli in Chicago double fisting two large coffees waiting for the first homeless man to run me down for a handoff and a 5 minute conversation.

    He didn’t know anything about the stock market or what the Fed does and I said me neither.

    He then pointed at a bunch of WH interns dressed like the cast from Glee and said they probably know what it is.

    So we went and got 4 more large farvas and went to talk to these clowns.

    They didn’t really understand what confidentiality means or non disclose agreements apparently.

    I said if what you are telling me is true only a little bit this everything assets bubble bullshit everyone’s talking about is gearing up for another launch.

    And it’s going to be biblical.

    If you don’t have any assets currently you gotta go acquire some quickly is all I’m saying.

    It’s a hedge fund feeding frenzy in commercial real estate right now. Everything is literally half off and getting worse. They are starting to force foreclosures like assholes on all the properties they want in the top cities around the country.

    If the Fed doesn’t lower rates now they are heading into residential housing next and it’s gonna be a blood bath.

    Futures are already jacked to the tits.

    SPY could easily run another 20% by EOY.

    I’m getting the crayons out right now.

    When I Found Out How Bad The Fed Fucked Up Today
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    2. -Indictment- on

      This post just made me dump my whole fucking portfolio and am now holding only cash.

      Thanks for the inside info OP.

    7. ExchangeBright on

      Glad to see someone finally took the “spend it all on hookers and blow instead, you regard” advice to heart.

    13. Ok_Blueberry_204 on

      I’m replying 30,000 feet up from my private jet. Have fun with the chem trails rickety cricket

    18. FrangnMeddler on

      Good heavens, schizoposting happens on the regular on WBS, bit this one takes the cake!

    20. Impossible_Smoke91 on

      Can you explain to me like explain to 3rd grade kid? And what is the sticker to buy?

    38. GotUm on

      Man this post made me jacked to the tits for the rest of the year baby!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)

    39. CorpyBingles on

      I started on Crayons and now I’m double fisting highlighters, the only futures I got, is the salad bar at Staples. Thumb tacks and paper clips down the hatch all day!

    45. ISeeYourBeaver on

      Agreed, there’s a **massive** bull run getting ready to happen, so much cash sitting on the sidelines waiting for the signal to fill up little miss Nasdaq like she’s a 33 year-old single MILF with 4 kids already and a breeding fetish.

    46. dadof4fknkids on

      Damn, last time I was in Chicago, the only homeless guy I seen had a snot rocket hanging down to his neck while asking me for crack, never get the ones with market crashing, stock information. I’ll make sure to take a fat rock with me next time, you never know.

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