Decided to yolo entire retirement account into woolworths before earnings release

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    Posted by swagman1474

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    1. How do you even manage that? Grocery companies are usually super chill cunts and it’s barely down 2%.

    2. Why would you do that? This isn’t even funny, that is life changing money for many people and you piss it all away on fucking WOOLWORTHS for god’s sake. Not even trying to diversify with low/medium/high risk plays, not even yoloing into NVDA stock or AAPL, fucking WOOLWORTHS. You would have had more fun and probably more luck going to a craps table in an actual casino. You bloody belong here.

    3. You have the choice to live off 10% dividends + franking credit on any basic-ass ASX stocks, but no you just decides to piss it all on Woolworth

      Wtf mate

    4. This is a new level of degeneracy even for wsb. Why not buy nvdia calls like the rest of the sub. If your betting on Woolworths I wouldn’t be surprised if you have a biotech stock in your portfolio hoping for a positive phase 2 result

    5. LittleHoneydew3466 on

      Out of all the stocks on the market with a higher probability of you actually making money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)

    6. He’s still got 4500 AUS left. Which is more than I had after my divorce.

      Talk about a dumb move. Getting married, I mean.

    7. prettyboyk1ller on

      Woolworths not fucking you hard enough at the supermarket, gotta get an extra fuck at the casino, good lord

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