Regarded to buy Vix puts when high? Wouldn’t IV drop wash any declines in price. Never done it but just seems dumb 🤷🏻♂️
Sharp-Direction-6894 on
First comment!
13CharlyShine37 on
INTC preparing a moon landing faster than Space X can spell moon
Kingly46 on
Trading on Robinhood so I can buy new tires for my lifted Ram 1500 while sitting on the toilet listening to Dembow
plxyboyy on
Spy -3% on Tuesday 🫡
Tru3_Insan1ty on
the last 30 minutes of today was just the trailer for September, regards
ShitLipstick on
#GodHatesPoors #PoorsGoHome #PoorsAreRats
Go home silly gross poors. Enough with your smelly activist investing.
If you aren’t rolling 25 stacks deep you don’t belong here.
#PoorRats #RatsArePoor
You eat RATS 🐀 🐀 🐀 for Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner.
Poor rats go home.
🚫🐀
Sharp-Direction-6894 on
This week didn’t exactly end the way I thought it would.
lol markets just getting bears erect for a second only to chop their dicks off atp
Kingly46 on
Everyone shut up im about to c*m
beagrius on
well look like the delay for SMCI to fill their 10K is because of Hindenburg.
(from their NT 10-K)
In response to information that was brought to the attention of the Audit Committee of the Company’s
Board of Directors, the Board of Directors has formed a committee to review certain of the Company’s internal controls and other matters (the “Review”)
meaning the auditior want to recomfirm the audit because of Hindenburg claim.
Hindenburg really knew what they were doing. hope they get burn in the short squeeze later this year.
MindYoBusin3ss on
This week was a mess. See you next month 
DoctorImperialism on
NVDA is going to pump during premarket. 55 million institutional shares got dumped near close so they wouldn’t have to pay out 120cs, and it still went up
RBAnger on
Who else is down 10% today on 5 good plays and 2 regarded ones?
✋
Burneraccount1718 on
AnyPortInAHurricane on
how many bagholder have been SERV ed
Few_Needleworker_922 on
Idk how I did this, I think i went into Ultra Instinct Regard but i did calls and puts almost perfectly, and ended today with another SPY call. Iam the mad fiddler.0
TheHungryBull1 on
How yall feel about Dicks
PckMan on
What is SPY doing
ErrorEfficient on
Last message before I leave wsb and options for good. 
I’ll miss you guys but I gotta start using my brain now.
>!See ya fam !<
What in the fuck am I supposed to do on monday bros
subzero12320931 on
Is it Tuesday yet 
Alans_Briefcase on
Wow bullish hulk dick into close…
Bears are in trouble as we head to ATHs.
throttlebodies on
Why are my 3M calls ITM as of today but 0% volatility
whyshw on
Wouldn’t have guessed Intel was going to be the star of the week
VersionMaximum5315 on
Thank you to whoever bought my $282 CRWD calendar calls at $4.00 this morning right before it tanked. Regard salute!
MrForever_Alone69 on
Long weekend  what am I supposed to do? Enjoy it and not gamble my money away? 
antpharms on
I just got too greedy today. They got me.
svpa3991 on
How to celebrate Labor Day if you are jobless or a gey bear 
Sudden-Air3941 on
It’s after 4pm, time to change into our porn alts.
First stop, /r/pegging
peeved-penguin on
are you a belieBER
GenericUser4104 on
Now what do we do for the next three days.
Lil-PussyFart on
Girlfriend told me she wanted to quit her job so I convinced her to sell some of her stock options at work and turned $1000 into $2300 trading 0DTE SPY calls today. I have no idea what I’m going to do from here because she thinks I’m a wizard and my personal account is down 95% all time
Dear-Bet7063 on
This entire week was nothing but short sellers spamming the sell button
I had to cut losses on a bunch of pump and dump plays because it seems like every shit stock is going right to .05 no matter what news
NVDAismygod on
That was crazy. EOD 0dtes went up like 850% in a few minutes
Idiedtotheta on
Bears? Are you there? I love you. I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Accomplished_Dot9815 on
WTO next week
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/stonkreview made a bet that SPY would go to 553.0 within **1 day** when it was 559.027 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
What’s up with the Irish Government? It’s like they got independence from Britain and said welp, job done. It’s actually hilarious how bad their public services are there.
Yogurt_Up_My_Nose on
CRWD bears still mad.
let50972 on
What we full porting next week boys?
OperationOk6759 on
so crazy 🥭 is going to beat 3 candidates 
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I knew we were gonna pump at EoD.
Don’t ask how I knew. I just did.
Letting my pp think for me 🤩
Regarded to buy Vix puts when high? Wouldn’t IV drop wash any declines in price. Never done it but just seems dumb 🤷🏻♂️
First comment!
INTC preparing a moon landing faster than Space X can spell moon
Trading on Robinhood so I can buy new tires for my lifted Ram 1500 while sitting on the toilet listening to Dembow
Spy -3% on Tuesday 🫡
the last 30 minutes of today was just the trailer for September, regards
#GodHatesPoors #PoorsGoHome #PoorsAreRats
Go home silly gross poors. Enough with your smelly activist investing.
If you aren’t rolling 25 stacks deep you don’t belong here.
#PoorRats #RatsArePoor
You eat RATS 🐀 🐀 🐀 for Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner.
Poor rats go home.
🚫🐀
This week didn’t exactly end the way I thought it would.
Grandma died one week too soon.
lol markets just getting bears erect for a second only to chop their dicks off atp
Everyone shut up im about to c*m
well look like the delay for SMCI to fill their 10K is because of Hindenburg.
(from their NT 10-K)
In response to information that was brought to the attention of the Audit Committee of the Company’s
Board of Directors, the Board of Directors has formed a committee to review certain of the Company’s internal controls and other matters (the “Review”)
meaning the auditior want to recomfirm the audit because of Hindenburg claim.
Hindenburg really knew what they were doing. hope they get burn in the short squeeze later this year.
This week was a mess. See you next month 
NVDA is going to pump during premarket. 55 million institutional shares got dumped near close so they wouldn’t have to pay out 120cs, and it still went up
Who else is down 10% today on 5 good plays and 2 regarded ones?
✋
how many bagholder have been SERV ed
Idk how I did this, I think i went into Ultra Instinct Regard but i did calls and puts almost perfectly, and ended today with another SPY call. Iam the mad fiddler.0
How yall feel about Dicks
What is SPY doing
Last message before I leave wsb and options for good. 
I’ll miss you guys but I gotta start using my brain now.
>!See ya fam !<
Today’s roller coaster ride was [worse than this guy’s story](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cryptoregulations/comments/1bd8306/from_crypto_newbie_to_profit_to_panic/)
I don’t believe anything anymore
Breaking news: bers r fuck
Ok so 565 on Tuesday yeah?
What in the fuck am I supposed to do on monday bros
Is it Tuesday yet 
Wow bullish hulk dick into close…
Bears are in trouble as we head to ATHs.
Why are my 3M calls ITM as of today but 0% volatility
Wouldn’t have guessed Intel was going to be the star of the week
Thank you to whoever bought my $282 CRWD calendar calls at $4.00 this morning right before it tanked. Regard salute!
Long weekend  what am I supposed to do? Enjoy it and not gamble my money away? 
I just got too greedy today. They got me.
How to celebrate Labor Day if you are jobless or a gey bear 
It’s after 4pm, time to change into our porn alts.
First stop, /r/pegging
are you a belieBER
Now what do we do for the next three days.
Girlfriend told me she wanted to quit her job so I convinced her to sell some of her stock options at work and turned $1000 into $2300 trading 0DTE SPY calls today. I have no idea what I’m going to do from here because she thinks I’m a wizard and my personal account is down 95% all time
This entire week was nothing but short sellers spamming the sell button
I had to cut losses on a bunch of pump and dump plays because it seems like every shit stock is going right to .05 no matter what news
That was crazy. EOD 0dtes went up like 850% in a few minutes
Bears? Are you there? I love you. I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
WTO next week
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/stonkreview made a bet that SPY would go to 553.0 within **1 day** when it was 559.027 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 4 wins and 10 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
What’s up with the Irish Government? It’s like they got independence from Britain and said welp, job done. It’s actually hilarious how bad their public services are there.
CRWD bears still mad.
What we full porting next week boys?
so crazy 🥭 is going to beat 3 candidates 