FUCK. Now THIS is loss porn. How long did it take you to give away all your money and what’s your advice to the regards on here who think it won’t happen to them?
DevilDog82nd on
The good thing is this money went to someone else. Money is not lost
Final_Duty_3460 on
That 5.5% APY looking pretty good right about now.
Accomplished_Dot9815 on
Damn bro you had 0 gains. FUCK
dert-man on
Oh. At least you have 0.03$ left. It’s not over yet
The sad thing is that nobody would have given a shit it you were up 100% either. It was really “death or one more year of comfy retirement.”
Background-Yam3791 on
You’re only 25 black jack hands away from being a millionaire
cpt_jon on
It’s only $60,519.12. Your life is worth way more than that.
At least $60,519.15
J-BangBang on
 but also
llorTMasterFlex on
Hell yeah brother. What WSB is all about. See you Tuesday.
HouseOfHarkonnen on
And now Grandpa will tell you why you never stood a chance with options.
– If stock goes against you fast, you lose.
– if stock goes against you slow, you lose.
– if stock goes sideways, you lose.
– if stock goes your way but slow, you lose.
– if stock goes your way fast, you win.
You lose in 4 out of 5 possible scenarios. Now go and never touch options again.
CETROOP1990 on
I’ve done this a few times in a casino. Most ended up total losses.
This is Jacob’s Ladder 💀☠️🏴☠️🪦
statisticalmean on
The curve is an almost perfect exponential decay. So beautifully regarded
Chart-trader on
You have 3 cents left….just my 2 cents
Traditional_Grand837 on
Please don’t end it all think of how much money you could gamble in the future
kisamelives on
Nvdia got me down 50k
ModernMandalorian on
Just tap that little “earn stock” button and try some more!
Diamond-Nutz on
that remaining 0.03 tells me you gambled every single penny like a real man  regarded man but man none the less 
HousingMachineBroke on
Don’t worry just find a 201,730,400% play to put those 3 cents in and you’ll be back to where you started
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FUCK. Now THIS is loss porn. How long did it take you to give away all your money and what’s your advice to the regards on here who think it won’t happen to them?
The good thing is this money went to someone else. Money is not lost
That 5.5% APY looking pretty good right about now.
Damn bro you had 0 gains. FUCK
Oh. At least you have 0.03$ left. It’s not over yet
https://preview.redd.it/r9lg552pruld1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae6b68e95e42455b3899e3f9ae318584da9bd8c1
good luck with your job.
Bro dont kys
Jesus Christ
Straight to the wsb hall of fame
You’re not very good at this
at least your phone is fully charged
https://preview.redd.it/ckwlx77mtuld1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3599c6d9f7be723f83a13d11ab7a0081e759745e
The sad thing is that nobody would have given a shit it you were up 100% either. It was really “death or one more year of comfy retirement.”
You’re only 25 black jack hands away from being a millionaire
It’s only $60,519.12. Your life is worth way more than that.
At least $60,519.15
 but also
Hell yeah brother. What WSB is all about. See you Tuesday.
And now Grandpa will tell you why you never stood a chance with options.
– If stock goes against you fast, you lose.
– if stock goes against you slow, you lose.
– if stock goes sideways, you lose.
– if stock goes your way but slow, you lose.
– if stock goes your way fast, you win.
You lose in 4 out of 5 possible scenarios. Now go and never touch options again.
I’ve done this a few times in a casino. Most ended up total losses.
This is Jacob’s Ladder 💀☠️🏴☠️🪦
The curve is an almost perfect exponential decay. So beautifully regarded
You have 3 cents left….just my 2 cents
Please don’t end it all think of how much money you could gamble in the future
Nvdia got me down 50k
Just tap that little “earn stock” button and try some more!
that remaining 0.03 tells me you gambled every single penny like a real man  regarded man but man none the less 
Don’t worry just find a 201,730,400% play to put those 3 cents in and you’ll be back to where you started