AMZN overtook GOOGL and is now the fourth largest American company by market cap.
Next: AVGO (#10) to overtake TSLA (#9). And LLY surpassing $1trn as the first pharma stock, maybe even later this year.
WidepeepoHighHey on
Why I feel like DJT calls now would be so regarded that it might work There’s no way there won’t be anymore pumps and dumps of this meme stock right?
Significant-Help-198 on
Phase 2 of Septembear commencing this week mayne, don’t deploy cash until phase 3 
retard_trader on
I didn’t think the pet thing was real because djt is a senile boomer so I googled it and holy shit it’s real LOL. There’s a pic of a Haitian guy on twitter who just grabbed a whole fucking goose from a park.
iStillLikeD2 on
It shouldn’t be illegal for the market to be red on 9/11. It’s un-American
Ill-Inspector7980 on
How regarded is it to open a Roth IRA with Robinhood
VerySlump on
Is it worse losing money, or losing massive gains that you would’ve had?
VerySlump on
I don’t like mango man but I kinda wanna see him win just for the chaos
MysticOssi on
Bulls in fear alongside with all cats and dogs
shortgamegolfer on
Hopefully we can get short term unrealized gains exempted from the new tax, and then everyone will be a day trader.
Razvanell95 on
Oh, you think puts are your ally. But you merely adopted the downturn; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see the call until I was already a man. And by then, it was nothing to me but bankrupting. 
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AMZN overtook GOOGL and is now the fourth largest American company by market cap.
Next: AVGO (#10) to overtake TSLA (#9). And LLY surpassing $1trn as the first pharma stock, maybe even later this year.
Why I feel like DJT calls now would be so regarded that it might work There’s no way there won’t be anymore pumps and dumps of this meme stock right?
Phase 2 of Septembear commencing this week mayne, don’t deploy cash until phase 3 
I didn’t think the pet thing was real because djt is a senile boomer so I googled it and holy shit it’s real LOL. There’s a pic of a Haitian guy on twitter who just grabbed a whole fucking goose from a park.
It shouldn’t be illegal for the market to be red on 9/11. It’s un-American
How regarded is it to open a Roth IRA with Robinhood
Is it worse losing money, or losing massive gains that you would’ve had?
I don’t like mango man but I kinda wanna see him win just for the chaos
Bulls in fear alongside with all cats and dogs
Hopefully we can get short term unrealized gains exempted from the new tax, and then everyone will be a day trader.
Oh, you think puts are your ally. But you merely adopted the downturn; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see the call until I was already a man. And by then, it was nothing to me but bankrupting. 
DJT holders 
American people, sell that shit
I hope my favorite hooker drops her rates too
THEY ARE EATING THE DOGS
Holy fk I forgot to buy DJT puts yesterday.
How do I figure out which cat to eat first?
Hahaha, DJT down 15% 
#ARE WE DOOMING AGAIN TODAY?
Complaining about moderates is cope 
Bro took the bait on everything and looked regarded 
Guy lives in Florida. He knows his Haitians
Remember if cats become more popular market will tank! 
Best I can do is sideways today
Gonna be big today
Is CHWY the play today? We gotta enjoy our last days with our pets.
🥭: _my plan?_
_Crashing $DJT… with no survivors!_
DJT tanking is basically wallstreet pricing in a loss for donald LOL
It’s mangover
she’s probably with Jody rn 😞
Just started working out again boys
Hot take: Shouldnt the market be closed today? For historical reasons?
Mango is gonna die of a heart attack before the election date
Wish I had more money for djt puts
Wat nanna Losi’ buying
Irrationality and self deception – powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren’t we, Bulls? Members of the League of 🌈 🐻 🐻
My DJT puts are PRINTING
A lot of news justifying a good put play
That’s why I went $2k in nvda calls
Let’s see if we go bankrupt in 1 hr
I saw the live 9/11 news for 2001 and when a plane hit a tower, stock futures only dropped 0.5%
listening to the new linkin park track while today gonna be green asf 
Some of you were not even born 24 years ago
And it shows