The fed cutting rates will be a miracle that fixes everything. The record debt will instantly go away, you wont have to work 2 jobs anymore, youll be buying filet mingon from costco, a new car by year end, and fine dining 3 times a week. All hail jpow for saving us!
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Asts to the moooon
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Bull market 📈 is back
XeNTeD1 on
Idk, probably to gain back my 2500$ loss from last week 😔
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I don’t understand this game.
I finally caught some scabies but how do I evolve them into crusted scabies???
NVDA go 
LAMBCHOPS ON THE MENU REGARDS
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Best power nap ever, BRING ON THE PRE CASINO 🎰
Nvidia being forced into an arranged marriage with Intel.
This week will be a bloodbath
JETS WIN 🌈BERS IN SHAMBLES
Red this week👍👍
Someone was apparently hunting dogs and cats on a golf course in Florida.
Zyn, in. Tea, drank. Feet, stank. Butt, pugged. Bols, rugged. 🏳️🌈🐻
djt stock about to moon
LUNR for the win again!
seems like people are saying go calls no ones buying puts ?
We finished the weekend thread with under 7k comments. I remember when weekend threads used to have 15-20k comments. Is this place dying?
Probably gonna sell out of my NVDA. Too many regards holding it
WHO HAS TIME FOR GOLF AT A MOMENT LIKE THIS?
I see everyone being bearish… welp my puts are cooked
Last year super bowl both teams red. This year opening game both teams red. Recession confirmed.
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Going to make some money this week I can feel it deep in my loins
SMCI 10k release. Up
Rates are getting cut. It’s time to finance some cars, houses, f150s, Netflix, OF, stonks, wife’s bf.
People can’t aim for sh
Money moves you animals
All red this week👍👍
Everybody and their mum predicting a crash this week. lol 
Bears 🐻 on suicide watch
Bulls chilling with big booty latinas
My moves tomorrow are probably incline dumbbell bench, incline barbell bench, and cable fly
Followed by seated dumbbell overhead press, and then various abs exercises
Probably a total of 20-21 sets
ΣΠΥ 549 , ΝΒΔΑ 111
Asts gldm vpu wmt and Intel… Can’t fight the trend
PUTS ON GOLF COMPANIES
The fed cutting rates will be a miracle that fixes everything. The record debt will instantly go away, you wont have to work 2 jobs anymore, youll be buying filet mingon from costco, a new car by year end, and fine dining 3 times a week. All hail jpow for saving us!
Asts to the moooon
Bull market 📈 is back
Idk, probably to gain back my 2500$ loss from last week 😔
CALLS ON ADULT DIAPER COMPANIES
Qqq +3% this week
I would rather be a ber than a panthers fan.
100k into chat etf
just turned 30 today and 16 is my lucky number.
stocks will move to the right
Imagine not having flair
Holdin my hims shares for next few weeks, up 20% last week and no one talkin bout it is crazy
IF YOU NAME YOUR CAT MUFFIN… DON’T BE SURPRISED IF SOMEONE SHOWS UP WITH SOME BUTTER AND A TOASTER OVEN…
