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    hear me out on this idea. let’s just say, you just got into a heated ass argument with your wife and she wants to divorce your bitch ass. you need someone to talk to and get your mind off of it. who else but a therapist who strips??? they go to your house, give you the meanest ass brain, and then you can just vent. they are licensed therapists AND strippers!!!! this sounds like a million dollar idea, and we can make it happen. (stds sold separately) (venmo – walgreenspharmacy23)

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    5. ThePortfolio on

      They have those in California. Sex therapist. They will actually have sex with you. Helps guys with ED.

    6. Traditional-Steak-15 on

      I want to this for women.

      I feel like when they get pissed off at their husbands, they could come alone or better yet, bring friends, like a bachelorette party.

      They could vent about their husbands and make fun of his body compared to an endowed professional weight lifter.

      They turn in their phones at the door so nobody takes videos.

      Of course there’s no touching.

    11. skips_funny_af on

      Do we “have to be getting a divorce”? What if we just need “therapy”? I mean, i don’t always go to the massage parlor because i like hot stones on my back. Ahhh i mean asking for a friend.

    15. lopezomg on

      I remember when this sub actually had bad ideas and terrible value.. now we are finally turning it around.

    16. Daangum69 on

      Sharks, I’m asking for 69k for 6.9% equity. I also have invested my entire life savings so far. I’ll start with Lori.

    17. Future_Court_9169 on

      And for those reasons, I’m in. I’d like to invest $10 for a 95% stake, no negotiations or I’m out.

    18. trappedinpurgatoriii on

      Now this is some real innovation! Would love to see more humour within this sub, it definitely brings out creativity and sparks innovation!

    21. OkSolution6414 on

      All strippers have to act like therapists. Wouldn’t make any money if you didn’t listen to all their problems

    31. danasf on

      Ya know that’s literally just regular strippers. At the higher end adult clubs The focus is on communication and providing an alternate reality for the customers. One where hot girls laugh at all their jokes, think their really cute and really want to hear about how their day went at work, how they got in a fight with their wife, and how their kid doesn’t understand them. The performers are coached very explicitly they are primarily providing friendship, companionship, and therapy…

      A therapist who they can touch, and play with their breasts. And a therapist who charges 3x to 5x normal therapist rates lol. But they can… Prescribe drugs in some cases. Cite: have sat in on many such meetings.

      Now mind you this is not the case at the more raunchy establishments, at least not during peacock hours, but during off hours you can even get that kind of service at your local fully nude, full ‘extras’ on offer type club.

    33. Loki118 on

      So…A Call Girl that is also trained in therapy? Sounds like you would need a good pimp. You would be marketing to men with problems. Emotionally/Mentally. So I imagine the Girls would need to be payed a good hazard fee. How about we charge 3000 per hour?

    34. CodeNamesBryan on

      >give you the meanest ass brain,

      What does this mean?

      Not even knowing, and I think thisnidea is the bomb

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