Youtube videos. You’ll go viral immediately with your vocabulary.
new2weddit on
It’s already over at 2 unfortunately
AEternal1 on
Learn to walk before you try to run.
jkcorp119 on
You’re too old lil nigga
Dronife on
Me two! Time to grind! Find fav toy, monetize it, and build my empire! Gonna network at the playground, collab with other toddlers, and scale my nap time hustle. No more naps—only hustle mode! Watch me disrupt the toy industry and make big moves, one block at a time
themgmtconsultant on
Scream louder and drink more milk
Habanero-overlord on
You start with a small loan of a million dollars… 😎💸
Adminphillie on
You should have already made it. Too late now, give up and doom scroll thinking about how wonderful life would have been if it’s private jets and such
ExtraJelly3815 on
It’s a little late in the game for you to make your first million by 5.
BerryJeep on
I just turned 1yr old, have 20k saved up after working hard and earning some OF royalties. Where do I go?
Pristine_Silver5199 on
Too late now
kidicarusx on
Sorry, You needed to start at 2 … months.
MyStyleIsCool on
You are cooked, get three jobs and invest in stocks right now if you wanna buy a house by the time you are 50
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Youtube videos. You’ll go viral immediately with your vocabulary.
It’s already over at 2 unfortunately
Learn to walk before you try to run.
You’re too old lil nigga
Me two! Time to grind! Find fav toy, monetize it, and build my empire! Gonna network at the playground, collab with other toddlers, and scale my nap time hustle. No more naps—only hustle mode! Watch me disrupt the toy industry and make big moves, one block at a time
Scream louder and drink more milk
You start with a small loan of a million dollars… 😎💸
You should have already made it. Too late now, give up and doom scroll thinking about how wonderful life would have been if it’s private jets and such
It’s a little late in the game for you to make your first million by 5.
I just turned 1yr old, have 20k saved up after working hard and earning some OF royalties. Where do I go?
Too late now
Sorry, You needed to start at 2 … months.
You are cooked, get three jobs and invest in stocks right now if you wanna buy a house by the time you are 50