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    Breaking News: Feds are going to chop your d*ck off by cutting rates by 0.50%

    Check my previous post that we will never ever experience another -50% market decline because the feds & the gov are ready to go balls deep in this economic war against the evil axis.

    They will never let the US stock market fail. The only asset that has outperformed inflation time after time has always been the stock market.

    We're already creepin towards stagflation and the only people that gets fked are the ones who don't invest. The future of wealth preservation is not savings or CDs or treasuries, get fked, it's the stock market.

    We are entering a new phase of the grand US economy and it is the phase of grand dellusion and mass hysteria of inflated wealth.

    Welcome to the new world order b*tches!

    Breaking News: Feds are going to chop your d*ck off by cutting rates by 0.50%
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    47 Comments

    1. SkinnyPets on

      How come RH or other brokers didn’t just “have a problem” and lock most of us retail out of that massive upward blip???

    3. Glass_Mango_229 on

      Inflation down to 2.5%. GDP for 3rd quarter estimated to be 3%. What are you talking about? Stagflation is nowhere on the horizon.

    4. Bossie81 on

      By god, what a load of crock. Happy for you though, you believe in yourself and your community-college-economics -certificate.

    5. Designer_Advice_6304 on

      Surprised and worried that this signals concern for macroeconomic conditions. Was hoping for 25 bps

    7. fachface on

      “We’re creeping towards stagflation while interest rates are at 2.4% and falling.” — regarded foot soldier

    10. Beepmeifuwanareachme on

      My god you sure know how to spin nothing into a yarn of something. ‘We will never experience another 50% decline because the feds and the gov are in war against the evil axis’. brother what? Stagflation?? Expected inflation is still in line with the fed mandate.

    12. Shiz_in_my_pants on

      >chop your d*ck off

      Not the action I was hoping for, but I suppose some action is better than no action?

      …Sigh… *Unzips*

    13. merrycorn on

      If you end up correct, you can have a fortune by buying puts. Put some money on ut, and show your YOLO.

    19. VIRGO_SUPERCLUSTERZ on

      Global South in shambles. China’s economy continues to collapse. Russian interest rates at 18%.

    24. Socialinfluencing on

      Where’s that one dude that was adamant that the fed would never do a .50 yesterday? Calling everyone dumb and saying ” no chance. ” Hope you have lots of lube laying round the house cause Jerome’s about to give you a rimjaw.

    31. RustyOP on

      If the Feds are going to do that , do i call police in this situation, need some clarification folks

    33. Midzotics on

      So much for stonks go up. You are going to piss off the diamond hand guys. Here’s hoping whatever the chop. Wendy’s dumpster keeps pumping. /s

    37. Crafty-Requirement40 on

      Buy 50 shares of SP500 or more and you will appreciate what Fed is doing. Anyone who want the market to be crashed is poor.

    42. AnnualPerception7172 on

      i removed my money from the markets last week. I got a 4.6% CD 6 months.

      Im ready to scoop up some real estate when we realize the 25% dip coming

    46. Euler007 on

      It took exactly 64 minutes for the bounce to end and for the stock market to be lower than it was at 13:59.

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